Andrew witnesses casual sexism up close and personal in a hotel elevator. Ruh roh. Surprise, bitch! digs into the uncomfortable dynamic between family, politics and Facebook. #triggered  America's predominant religion, football, comes under attack by President Fuckwaffle and we are NOT HAVING IT.  GANDHI WASN'T PROTESTING THE EFFIN FOOD YA'LL Tax reform, schmax reform Twitter announces it's considering changing the very thing that makes it Twitter. Water is wet, the sky is blue, and PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICANS WTF Hidden from the Headlines: Gill v. Whitford, the upcoming Supreme Court case about gerrymandering, is set to decide the very nature of our democracy.  And in this week's After Dark: A new national poll shows today's teenagers aren't driving, drinking or fucking -- what's going on? What were WE doing at 16?  Spoiler alert: exactly this. Exactly... fucking... this. Our kids are gonna be ballerz.

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