A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: "How's my butthole look in these?" And then he's gone. The last piece of him, a memory only our sleeping eyes can see.

Let's talk about sex, baby, let's talk about D and D!

President Trump proposes we stop school shootings by arming teachers with guns. We can't afford to arm them with paper and crayons, but sure, this is fine.

Foreskins finally get the press coverage they're due as religious leaders condemn a new Icelandic law banning circumcision. 

#MemoGate enters week 453 (estimation) with a redacted rebuttal.

Friends forever. 

Someone's sphincter is broken and I CAN'T JUST LEARN IT FIXED AGAIN, OKAY

Apart from the great circumcision debate, how are parental norms changing? What differences do we see between the way we were raised, and the way our peers are raising kids?

Participation trophies aren't all bad, but denying FUCKING SCIENCE is.

The convo turns personal as we explain what we'd do differently from our parents.