The new intro is here! RIP Matt, you'll live on in our earbuds.

The Stormy Daniels saga is about to be put on steroids by a new interview.

From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store to ever go out of business! Gee whiz!

A big upset in PA has everyone cautiously optimistic. 

"SIR I THINK I LEFT MY CLAY FACE MASKS IN YOUR CAR!!!" Uber reveals the strangest items ever submitted to their Lost & Found. 

Surprise, BRANDON. You're not the only one with connections, BRANDON.

China formalizes its plans for a "social credit" system, whereby citizens' social responsibility is judged based on petty behavior like blocking crosswalks. The penalty? Immobility.

Calling George Orwell. 

What's the danger (and if you're Andrew, the benefit) of a government implementing "social credit" scores?

We pretend such a system exists here and reveal the things that would have ruined our social credit score.