November 04, 2025

Episode 599: “Victor Conte’s Mustache and Other Tragic Updates”

35 minutes

The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — Episode 599: “Victor Conte’s Mustache and Other Tragic Updates”

Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly

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Episode Summary

Brian and Ed return for Episode 599 with a hilarious, packed show that hits everything from the absurd to the oddly heartfelt. This week, they discuss the bizarre coincidences of strip clubs, election fatigue, billionaire hatred, tragic celebrity deaths, and the enduring weirdness of sports. Plus, a special tribute to the late Victor Conte—Balco mastermind, Tower of Power bassist, and owner of the most sinister mustache in sports history.

Highlights

Billionaires Are Garbage: Why you should always vote against the billionaire’s candidate.

️ Tragic Updates: RIP Diane Ladd, Victor Conte, Anka Fowler (Buzz Aldrin’s wife), and Bob Trumpy.

Steroids and Stats: Revisiting Barry Bonds, Victor Conte, and why baseball purists like Jay Stu need to chill.

Adrian Peterson’s Latest DUI: Another fall for the once-great running back.

️ Listener Voicemails: Telly checks in about Love Is Blind: Denver, and more betting nostalgia.

Pop Culture Chaos: From Holly Rowe’s breakup with “Mr. Switzerland” to Anthony Edwards’ alleged drone stalking.

Bonus Show Plug: Brian’s weekly “Bonus Brai” is live every week on Patreon—don’t miss it.

Japan’s Wild Love Story: A 23-year-old man dating his classmate’s 83-year-old grandma.

️‍️ Diplo’s “Eskimo Siblings” Revelation: Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau allegedly have something in common.

Principal on Grindr Scandal: A California school head’s secret identity gone wrong.

Grammy “Traditional Country” Controversy: Why they probably added the category after Beyoncé’s win.

Pat Sajak’s Net Worth Debate: Is the Wheel of Fortune legend really only worth $75 million? (Spoiler: No.)

Kelsey Grammer’s 8th Child at 70: Breaking down Frasier’s expanding brood.

Million Moms vs. Wheel of Fortune: “What the Fun” sparks moral panic.

Fan Favorites

“Tragic Update” segment — the funniest obituary roundup you didn’t know you needed.

Telly’s Love Is Blind analysis, delivered mid-buzzed.

Ed’s takedown of “droning guys at the beach.”

The ongoing feud with Jay Stu’s Magic Johnson-style tweets.

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