We’re back to discuss one of the all-time great season one episodes: Bay of Married Pigs. Directed by the legendary Nicole Holofcener, this is the episode where Carrie has an unfortunate run-in with her married friend’s d**k, Samantha seduces Charlotte’s doorman, and Miranda dabbles in lesbianism. Are married couples and single people actually at war? All signs point to yes!

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We’re back to address some lingering Met Gala controversies, the Golden Globes’ new podcast category, Madonna’s upcoming limited series, gay billionaires, Cannes’ restrictive new fashion guidelines, the Practical Magic teaser, Lena Dunham’s New Yorker essay, Brock Colyar’s harrowing West Village girls article, Rosie O’Donnell’s appearance on Hacks, The Rehearsal’s adult baby episode, and so much more!

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It’s time to unpack the 2025 Met Gala, a historic event which promised to honor the legacy of Black dandyism, but occasionally veered into Ringling Brothers territory. On this very special episode, we break down the hits, the misses, and the bizarre props that celebrities lugged onto the red carpet. From the triumph of actual tailoring (hi, Zendaya) to Marc Jacobs’ unforgettable perm, we discuss it all! 

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On this week’s episode, we dive into Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter tour, JoJo Siwa’s hard pivot from lesbian to queer, Lana’s Stagecoach performance, Jack Schlossberg’s one-man Met Gala boycott, the controversial Boy Smells rebrand, Isamaya’s journey into Sephora, Jeff Goldblum and Braindead’s “Goldblooming” cologne, the trailer for Netflix’s latest Nantucket thriller Sirens, and the excellent new seasons of Hacks and The Rehearsal. Also, it’s only three more sleeps until the Met Gala! Gird your loins. 

Lauren’s had a deeply f**ked up day, yet we still managed to chat about Isaac Mizrahi’s cabaret act , the uncertain future of the Arclight theater, Kstew’s Silverlake wedding, Gaga’s Coachella performance, the Liza Minnelli documentary, Duran Lantink and Johnathan Anderson’s new gigs, and Phoebe Philo’s latest collection.

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Today we celebrate the episode where Carrie gets drunk at Vogue, Samantha reluctantly orchestrates a threesome, Charlotte plans Miranda’s baby shower, and Miranda grapples with the challenges of impending motherhood. Plus: in-depth analysis of the new And Just Like That trailer and a recap of Lauren’s baby shower 🍼

Chelsea is in Greece, so we are answering some recent hotline calls about topics including SJP’s fast fashion line Bitten, Parker Posey’s career, Ottessa Moshfegh-adjacent book recommendations, post-breakup revenge, and more! 

On today’s episode, we discuss the trauma of April Fool’s Day, our trip to LA’s first Skims store, Val Kilmer’s tragic death, David Fincher’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, SJP’s 60th birthday, Kim Cattrall’s Charlotte Tilbury campaign, Cynthia Nixon’s Tilda Swinton-esque Numero Netherlands editorial, her appearance at the Mother, Daughter, Holy Spirit fashion show, Patrick Schwarzenegger’s breakthrough moment on The White Lotus, the confusing and gripping second season of Severance, and Seth Rogan’s lavish Hollywood satire The Studio. Plus: Friend of the Pod Loren Kramar stops by to discuss his new EP of Lana del Rey covers, his recent portrait session with Hedi Slimane, the mysterious Vogue World event at the Chateau Marmont, Sam Mendes’ forthcoming Beatles biopic, Miley Cyrus’ new single Something Beautiful, and more! 

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It’s so confusing sometimes being a girl! Today we’re discussing the episode where Carrie grapples with her complicated feelings towards Natasha, Samantha #MeToos a masseuse, Charlotte confronts her fear of public nudity, and Miranda’s masturbation routine is thwarted by her new housekeeper. Plus: a discussion of a then-unknown Athena Calderone’s iconic topless cameo.

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Wake up babe! A new Gwyneth Paltrow profile just dropped. We also discuss Tina Fey’s viral comments about celebrity side hustles, the incoming Skims store on Sunset Boulevard, decor concepts for our new office, Gigi Hadid’s Jazz Age Vogue cover and Hairspray homage, Demna’s shocking move to Gucci, Donatella’s departure from Versace, Jonathan Anderson’s impending Dior appointment, and Lauren’s new Boy Mom nightmare, a.k.a. Netflix’s Adolescence. 

Our new podcast studio is coming this summer and Chelsea has a few ideas about decorating! And we’ve been looking to Etsy to find vintage and 80’s inspired office items. Shop our curated collection of home goods and remember to download the Etsy app for maximum shopping convenience!

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