Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable. 

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Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more!

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On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more!

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On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.  

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Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.

We’re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta’s deeply offensive fragrance pricing, the new ‘90s-themed American Girl dolls, the Crumbl cookie controversy, Lana Del Rey’s swamp wedding, Frances Bean’s baby, the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer, Rebel Wilson’s bridal twinning, Ellen DeGeneres’ underwhelming comedy special, Francis Ford Coppola’s swan song Megalopolis, and Coralie Fargeat’s body horror masterpiece The Substance 💉Oh, and the trailer for Lauren’s movie Sugar Baby is here! WATCH!

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On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding, Vogue’s new app, Naomi Campbell’s Anna Wintour diss, and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s.

Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more!

UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video. Apologies to our queen! 

Pertinent Links: Sofia’s Seventeen spread, MTV’s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers’ “Elektrobank” music video.

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It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever.

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On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more! 

P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back!

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