In an effort to seperate themselves from the media's obsession with "hot takes" Wil and Charlie are focussing only on "hot players" and it's apparently a topic you're all on board with. If we get into a Space Jam scenario, which team is best equipped to take on the Zircockian team? Charlie knows why the Saints don't get any respect, but what does a team actually have to do to get it?

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Kai Humphries is a born fighter. The working-class Geordie hero describes the joy of buying a second-hand Toyota. Working at an airport during 9/11. Being heckled by Ross Noble's mum. And his advice to his younger self? Stop gigging in track pants. PLUS finding a balance in life, becoming a husband, and a toxic knitting challenge.

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We've dimmed the lights in the video store in honour of Val Kilmer, one of the most versatile and charismatic actors of his generation who has sadly passed away at the age of 65. Guy and Charlie pay tribute to one of their favourite actors by sharing highlights from his career — from his early days as a heartthrob, through to classics like Top Gun, Tombstone and Heat, before settling into a fascinating run of character roles. Enjoy!

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It's a double-header crack that pack (one at the front and one at the back). Find out which biscuit will enter the history books as an all-time classic, while the other is thrown on the floor in disgust. Charlie tests Wil on some 'convincing' Bryon Bay catfish requests. Wil reveals his uncanny method for keeping track of passwords.

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Episode 1 of a 4-part series counting down Saturday Night Live's movies in order from worst to best. Charlie is joined by the sultan of cinema, Guy Davis to share the back stories to the cinematic offshoots of SNL — back in the zeitgeist this year following its 50th anniversary. But first, what is an SNL movie? And second, what does any of this have to do with the film clip for 'Baby Got Back'?

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Wil starts in a state of panic after refusing to take the bus home from his gig, so of course first five minutes of this pod they spend more time talking about 90's action movie Speed, than any footy. How have Hawthorn turned a bunch of weirdos into the best team going around? Wil did an awkward gig for the Melbourne Football Club, so he's okay with them being shit again. Charlie is addicted to Blue Abroad and their analogies and we read you submissions for the AFL's hottest player, with a surprise nomination already the front-runner.

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The planets finally align and we're joined by Australian comedy royalty, Dave O'Neil. Dave and Wil reminisce on the early days of the stand-up scene, including the pioneers (like Dave) who helped pave the way. Dave is now 60 and a father, he talks about the gigs he has to turn down, how music influenced his act, and what he learned as a writer on some of Australia's seminal sketch comedy shows.

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A fire alarm causes a studio evacuation and producer Mike III kicks into action as the only fire warden on site before a quick detour into 'fortnite emoting' and the sad world of Musk. Then, what you've been waiting for — the culmination of Charlie's longstanding obsession with boyband, Five and its missing member. It turns out Jay is more than OK — he's back in the band and only TOFOP can unpack it.

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Laura Daniel (NZ) describes the influence of Taskmaster and how her appearance on the show has helped her build a new audience in the UK, where she's currently giving it a crack. Laura talks about meeting her husband and collaborator, fellow comedian, Joseph Moore. Also, the influence of theatre sports (and a group called SNORT), and chasing happiness — including the influence of the notorious 'Landmark' group and re-connecting with her father.

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Grab a pickle juice and kick back for a hot-take-free zone — nobody does it quite like Wil and Charlie and it's not just because they haven't watched this week's games. What's the deal with Rum'un, Tasmania's new mascot? (spoiler: we love him). Will a new father-son rule hurt St Kilda again? When a Blues fan uses therapy language, Charlie's realisation about the parallel between the Saints and Carlton goes deeper. And a million midfielders rejoice — Wil's Bulldogs celebrate a milestone, despite a painful loss. 

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