Everyone Relax

"It's a terrifying world, that's only getting weirder", according to Charlie Clausen CXC. That's how he feels when Saucy Secrets columnist, relationship whisperer, and trend-spotter, Jana Hocking joins us on the podcast. Spring is springing and it's time to ditch the 'cuff' and get back on the apps. If you want to know how to do that safely (or enjoy vicariously) then this is your episode. Because Brat is good, bad boys are tiresome, and Hydralite is your friend (not a sponsor). Also, I thought it was pronounced 'Ralph' as in 'Ralph Wiggum' OK, I'm sorry I got it wrong and I'm not cultured, I guess that's why I'm just the idiot producer — Mike III.

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You can tell Wil and Adam have spent a lot of time together — the banter is fast and funny and every time it almost gets serious the other pulls it back, most often with some sort of dick joke. But there's so much to gain from this listen — Adam shares his comedy origin story, how he pioneered a radio gig as a gay man at a time when the world was less educated, and how he wrestled with personal demons along the way. By the end, the dick jokes die down and the genuinely heartwarming can't help but creep in. Hope you enjoy it.

See Wilosophy at the Cheerful Earful Festival: https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/wilosophy-with-wil-anderson---live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-5th-oct-tickets-1

Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show:  https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1284497

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Charlie successfully unlocks a smaller backpack lifestyle but isn't it funny how — just when you think you've figured it out — life keeps dishing up new adversaries? Here come several home improvement tasks that prove difficult for our spatially challenged protagonist. The first is installing new blinds, and later it's a new lawn. His DIY antics lead to a deeper discussion about Spotlight (the shop, #notanad), how to start an AI war, and crack that pack is back, with a fancy jingle!

Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show:  https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1284497

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

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Ex-AFL footballer turned media mogul, Dyl Buckley joins Charlie to chat footy finals but also life, because what is sport if not a reflection of the rollercoaster of life? Dyl reckons some of these finals games have been the best he's ever seen. His grand final tip may surprise you. The chat expands to meditation, handling feedback, collaborating, and finding the flow state.

Listen to Dyl and Friends podcast: https://podfollow.com/1417124389 

More about Dyl Buckley: https://www.instagram.com/dylbuckley/ 

Dyl mentioned the book, Dare by Barry McDonagh: https://www.amazon.com.au/Dare-Barry-McDonagh/dp/0956596258 

Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show:  https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1284497

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

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After one fizzer and one all-time classic, the stage is set for South Melbourne vs Fitzroy Grand Final. Charlie would rather die than dislocate his shoulder twice in one game, Kai Lohmann continues to be a 2 Guys 1 Cup favourite and Wil thinks Isaac Heeney is the real MVP. For the final time this year, the Pocket Profile returns with Giants captain Toby "TF" Greene revealing how many times he's watched The Shawshank Redemption.

Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show:  https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1284497

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

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"I don't even really believe in values, it's dog-eat-dog".

Writer and comedian Lucinda Price (AKA Froomes) has released a new book and it gives us the chance to explore topics such as body awareness, societal pressure on appearance, and our relationship with healthy eating. Froomes is candid about her experience with plastic surgery and how an unexpected relative changed her family's perspective on it. Also: the nostalgia of Mcdonalds.

Follow Froomes on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/frooomes/ 

More Froomes, and buy 'All I Ever Wanted Was To Be Hot': https://linktr.ee/froomes 

Get tickets to Wilosophy live with Weekly Planet: https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/wilosophy-with-wil-anderson---live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-5th-oct-tickets-1 

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things Wilosophy and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

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After reflecting on the origin story of John Deeks (we never figured it out) Charlie and Wil discuss Charlie's 'Big Cop Energy'. Somehow, a random audience member named Billy ends up on stage. Billy is kicked off stage after he insults Charlie. Master improvisers, Ben Russell and Amy Ruffle join — this leads to an extensive discussion about expensive mermaid costumes. John Deeks helps facilitate a game and the real chaos begins. It's TOFOP live, if you like this, we're doing more shows in Melbourne soon, come see it live!

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

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The podcast and radio worlds of Wil Anderson collide in this special crossover episode featuring Charlie Clausen (Everyone Relax) and Rosie Walton + Daisy Thomas (Triple M Breakfast). Nothing is off limits in this footy-adjacent special including: which AFL star had the most embarrassing car, Wil's obsession with Leigh Matthews, laundry protocols and sock sizing, player etiquette training, and the next band who should play the AFL Grand Final.

Check out the Triple M Breakfast podcast for more Wil, Daisy and Rosie: https://podfollow.com/1757343459

Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1284497

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

Everyone Relax merch, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP 

 

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After a lacklustre first week of finals, this weekend delivered both on and off the field. What the hell is up with Ken Hinkley and did he have the doctor jab up his lip before the game so no one could read what he was saying? Are the Brisbane Lions like a mix of The Muppet Show and The Expendables? What now for the Giants and why does Chris Fagen look so un-Fagesd? All these questions and more on a new 2 Guys 1 Cup! 

Get tickets to 2 Guys 1 Cup x Junktime Grand Final show:  https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1284497

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

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An encore episode with Marieke Hardy, first published in 2019.

"I really f**king love myself, so life is pretty happy when that's your base level to go back to". 

Marieke wastes no time getting to the heavy stuff — death, loneliness, hope, therapy, and art as altruism. This is a standout episode from five years ago that still resonates today.

Follow Marieke on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/Marieke_Hardy/ 

Marieke has a podcast! Have a listen: https://podfollow.com/1719926139 

Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV

Keep up with all things Wilosophy and more here 👉 @everyone.relax

See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/artist/wil-anderson/ 

Everyone Relax merch, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP 

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