Everyone Relax

It's another Hypothetical episode of TOFOP but before we get into it, Producer Elise needs to be bullied into changing a particularly bad behaviour, which leads Charlie to plead with the audience to help him learn how to beat his daughter at Connect Four.

Then we get into two big hypotheticals. The first involving a Freaky Friday Body Swap with Elon Musk and whether or not you'd confront a friend who sent you some weird photos, and then deleted them just as you saw them... specifically Charlie marrying his dog Rosebud.

LINKS

• Send us your hypotheticals at [email protected] 
• Support the show on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/cw/everyonerelax 

• Join Wil's mailing list at https://arep.co/m/wil-anderson .
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• Send us your letters [email protected] 

CREDITS

Hosts: Charlie Clausen  & Wil Anderson
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer: Michael Campbell

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Join us for an AFL-adjacent review of the weekend's finals action!

We discuss Sydney's upset, Freo's massive flop, the unsightly yet undeniably talented Nick Watson, Tim English wanting what the heart wants, and, finally, we read your letters.

Key takeaways:

• Sydney Swans' surprising success and what it means for their fans.

• Fremantle's disappointing performance and the implications for their future.

• Hawthorn's box office players

• Speculation around the Crows' coach

• Trying to get a loved one into AFL

Timestamps:

00:00 Charlie Takes Credit for Swans Victory

03:04 Freo's Disastrous Loss & Hawthorn's Big Energy

08:29 Geelong vs. Carlton & Patrick Dangerfield

14:24 Swans' Impressive Win & Season Storyline

19:51 Bulldogs' Performance & Roster Depth

23:14 Tim English Sightings & Potential Trade Rumors

29:13 Semi-Finals Outlook & Freo's Dilemma

37:46 Chris Fagan and His Mum

41:22 Potential AFL Merch & Bevo's Bottom Boys

43:47 Michael: Feedback from a Richmond Fan

48:09 Jared: Geelong Gloating

49:59 Bill - Swans Influencer Fan Culture

52:51 Chris: Partner Conversions Failed

57:53 OUTRO and Wilosophy Recommendations

What's your biggest takeaway from the finals so far? Drop your thoughts in the comments!

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LINKS

• 2 Guys 1 Cup & Junktime Live https://tickets.avclive.com.au/outlet/event/acb11154-0e25-4637-9e83-ba88c3c22feb
• Get in touch [email protected]
• Follow @everyone.relax on Insta https://www.instagram.com/everyone.relax/  .
• Get more Everyone Relax on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/everyonerelax .

CREDITS

Hosts:  Charlie Clausen & @officialwilanderson
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer : Michael Campbell

For more great podcasts head to https://www.listnr.com/ 

#AFL #Finals2023 #2Guys1Cup

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How does Ryan Atwood from The O.C. end up going toe-to-toe with global fraudsters, shorting multi-billion-dollar markets, and landing an unnerving face-to-face interrogation with FTX Founder and now-convicted-criminal Sam Bankman-Fried?

In this wild, hilarious, and eye-opening chat, actor turned investigative author and documentarian Ben McKenzie joins Wil to reveal how a pandemic lockdown, an economics background, and a well-timed pot edible turned him into crypto’s most unexpected whistleblower. 

Ben breaks down the cult-like psychology of financial scams, pulls back the curtain on his documentary Everyone Is Lying to You for Money, and explains why the biggest Ponzi scheme in history was best exposed through relentless comedy and leaning unapologetically into his TV past.

Ahead of a traditional VOD release, Ben’s documentary “Everyone is Lying to You for Money” became available to stream from Saturday, August 22 through a collaboration with Eventive, a ticketing and streaming platform with a mission to make film festivals and independent film accessible. Ticketholders are now able to watch the film at any time between now and September 6, 2026.   

LINKS

• Read "Easy Money:Cryptocurrency, Casino Capitalism, and the Golden Age of Fraud" by Ben McKenzie https://bit.ly/easymoney-book .
• Support Everyone Is Lying To You For Money online https://www.everyoneislying.com/watch .
• Follow @everyoneislyingfilm on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/everyoneislyingfilm/  
• Check out @mrbenmackenzie on Instagram 
• Join Wil's mailing list at https://arep.co/m/wil-anderson .

CREDITS

Host: Wil Anderson 
Guest: Ben McKenzie
Executive Producer and Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video and Social Lead: Michael Campbell

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Wil and Charlie dissect the latest spooky advancement in Chinese robotics: a headless, thumbless robot that can run faster than Usain bolt. Charlie ponders the terrifying inevitability of customised AI skins and whether Wil could spot a full-body synthetic clone sitting across from him in the podcast studio.

Plus, Charlie opens up about two public confrontations that tested his personal limits AND filled him with great shame - but not enough shame that he didn't want to air them out in a public forum. We're talking your run of the mill awkward sidewalk collision and then screaming expletives at the tiniest dog at a park. Why can't we all just get along? 

LINKS

• Join Wil's mailing list at https://arep.co/m/wil-anderson .
• Join TOFOP mailing list at the bottom of this page https://everyonerelax.co/?s=mailing+list .
• Send us your letters [email protected] 

CREDITS

Hosts: Charlie Clausen  & Wil Anderson
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer: Michael Campbell

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Wildcard Weekend delivered, but for Wil's girlfriend it led to confusion and concern over his mental state. One game had it all - Bont v Daicos, Artie Jones beefing up his contract, and - apparently - quite a lot of jumping. Blues v Dees was also good, but how long can we feel good about Carlton before this turns into something scary? Plus, the Pocket Profile makes a long awaited comeback and proves Wil hasn't lost a step!

LINKS

• 2 Guys 1 Cup & Junktime Live https://tickets.avclive.com.au/outlet/event/acb11154-0e25-4637-9e83-ba88c3c22feb
• Get in touch [email protected]
• Follow @everyone.relax on Insta https://www.instagram.com/everyone.relax/  .
• Get more Everyone Relax on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/everyonerelax .

CREDITS

Hosts:  Charlie Clausen & @officialwilanderson
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer : Michael Campbell

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Comedian, podcaster, author and three-time-election-runner Alex Dyson has lived a big full life since his last appearance on the show.

In this episode, Wil and Alex tackle what happens when you decide to run for parliament as an independent, and what it feels like when local political rivals (and comedy peers) miss the memo entirely. They dive deep into the double-edged sword of comedy and political discourse, examining why online algorithms thrive on outrage, why modern outrage culture makes everyone feel shitty, and how to navigate maintaining a positive campaign when the political landscape rewards mudslinging.

Plus, Alex opens up about writing his novel The Apocalypse and Other Mild Inconveniences, the imposter syndrome that comes with a high-profile creative life, and the heavy reality check of sharing a room with a Syrian refugee after complaining about creative burnt-out.

They also cover:

• The regional-city divide: Why farmers actually care about climate change, the brutal reality of regional childcare deserts, and what Southwest Victoria really needs.

• Life on the road: Planning a 10-year anniversary 5-day rave tour across Australia with Matt Okine, memories of early-2000s triple j, and the art of predicting the future for the Black Eyed Peas.

• The Matt and Alex Podcast: Rebranding the show and working with your best mate

• The search for common ground: Why identifying 90% of what we have in common is the only way forward and asking "when is enough enough?" in your career.

A thoughtful, nostalgic, and hilarious conversation about ambition, community, staying true to your values, and learning how to say yes to life, even when you feel totally unprepared.

LINKS

• Watch Matt's Dave Hughes Yourself Parody on Instagram 
• Hear Matt Okine's full Dave Hughes Yourself parody on "The Last Episode of All Day Breakfast.
• Listen to Matt and Alex the podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7iYcztiolQpgTVaYIFeE7H?si=c98cf8025b2145a9 .
• Get tickets to 5 Raves in 5 Days https://5raves5days.com.au/ .
• Buy The Apocalypse and Other Mild Inconveniences by Alex Dyson https://bit.ly/4zfLqJw .
• Follow @aedyson on Instagram 
• Follow @matt.and.alex on Instagram 
• Read 'Fire Country' by Victor Steffensen https://www.booktopia.com.au/fire-country-victor-steffensen/book/9781741177268.html 
• Check out The Comedy Republic https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/ .

CREDITS

Host: Wil Anderson 
Guest: Alex Dyson
Executive Producer and Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video and Social Lead: Michael Campbell 

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Smack your lips and get ready to tuck into a fresh dish of TOFOP! 

We're covering Robert Pattinson's Chris Hansen, Cockney Dave Hughes, A 9 year old cover-band, Charlie's trip to Montreal and pitching a straight-white-male horror flick that people don't know they need.

LINKS

• Watch the trailer for PRIMETIME starring Robert Pattinson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fHXyqQOKL8 
• Listen to Dave Hughes on Wilosophy S4 Ep 36  https://tr.ee/ANzwGz .
• Join Wil's mailing list at https://arep.co/m/wil-anderson .
• Join TOFOP mailing list at the bottom of this page https://everyonerelax.co/?s=mailing+list .

CREDITS

Hosts: Charlie Clausen  & Wil Anderson
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer: Michael Campbell

For more great podcasts head to https://www.listnr.com/ 

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Finals fever is here and your team's not in it — so who do you back? Wil and Charlie dive into the strange loyalties that surface in the final weeks, the West Coast/Freo rivalry dilemma, wildcard weekend chaos, and why Brisbane are the Muppet Show of AFL (and we mean that as a compliment). New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🏉

LINKS

• Get in touch [email protected]
• Follow @everyone.relax on Insta https://www.instagram.com/everyone.relax/  .
• Get more Everyone Relax on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/everyonerelax .

CREDITS

Hosts:  Charlie Clausen & @officialwilanderson
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer : Michael Campbell

For more great podcasts head to https://www.listnr.com/ 

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If you've been anywhere online with an interest in AI you'll have heard of author and activist Cory Doctorow. And if you haven't heard of him, you've almost definitely heard of the term he coined; "enshittification" - the glorious experience of platform decay in tech.

Corey joins the show ahead of a weekend of talks about his latest book The Reverse Centaur’s Guide to Life After AI: How to think about artificial intelligence before it's too late.

We dive deep into the mechanics of "enshittification," the damage of the power imbalance between tech conglomerates and people, the distrust of corporations and government bodies, and the blind trust of governments in these private companies who are taking our private information and making money off it.

Doctorow dismantles the corporate narrative that frames tech dominance as inevitable, explaining how market concentration strips dignity from workers, ruins consumer experiences, and cripples government regulation. From the "reverse centaur" dynamic of labor under automation to actionable operational security advice, Doctorow delivers an insightful, sharp, and hopeful roadmap for reclaiming control of our digital future.

Cory Doctorow appears at Sydney's Festival of Dangerous Ideas from 22-23 August and Now or Never on 25 August at Melbourne's The Capitol, presented by The Wheeler Centre. The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After AI published by Verso is available now. 

LINKS

• Buy 'The Reverse Centaur's Guide to AI: How To Think About Artificial Intelligence Before It's Too Late' by Cory Doctorow .
• See Cory Doctorow at Festival of Dangerous Ideas in Sydney https://festivalofdangerousideas.com/program/enshittification/ .
• See Cory at The Capitol in Melbourne presented by The Wheeler Centre https://www.wheelercentre.com/events-tickets/season-2026/cory-doctorow-enshittification 
• Follow Corey's writing on Medium at https://doctorow.medium.com/ .
• Read more about the Electronic Frontier Foundation and their work at https://www.eff.org/ .

CREDITS 

Host: Wil Anderson 
Guest: Cory Doctorow
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper  
Video Producer: Michael Campbell 

Listen to more great podcasts at https://www.listnr.com/ 

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Whether you’re a day-one listener or jumping into the TOFOP universe for the very first time, this episode is the ultimate crash course in one of the podcast’s longest-running, most genuine obsessions: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Join Charlie and Wil as they dive deep into the vault to revisit where the obsession all began. From pitching bizarre multi-verse movie concepts starring The Rock and analysing his filmography, to breaking down his legendary Instagram cheat meals, work ethic, and the infamous broken driveway gate incident—this best-of compilation unpacks all the inside jokes and lore that have defined TOFOP for over a decade.

Expect deep cuts, ridiculous pitches, and a definitive answer to why two Australian guys just can't stop talking about the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

In this episode:

• Pitching The Rock remake (starring The Rock) from Episode 288: French Toast 

• The Rock's Body Swap Suggestion from Episode 229/233 High Quality Mindlessness 

• The Rock as the ultimate Hollywood Universe Maker Ep 216/220 Beyond Farts

• The Rock convinced Charlie to buy shoes Ep 317/324  - A Little Rock In My Shoe

Everyone relax, hit follow, and enjoy the ride!

LINKS

• Send us your letters or hypotheticals [email protected]

• Get more Everyone Relax on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/everyonerelax 

CREDITS

Hosts: Wil Anderson & Charlie Clausen 
Executive Producer & Editor: Elise Cooper 
Video & Social Producer: Michael Campbell

For more great podcasts head to https://www.listnr.com/ 

 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.