Welcome back, listeners! After the fiasco of the Time Dome, Cricket reveals how she survived, while Jeff unveils a document that threatens the very fabric of the podcast's quasi-temporal history. Put away your pylophones and shove that yogurt back up there; everything you thought you knew about The Grizzly-Tyler War is about to change!

We reunite!

Topics include: BurpCount: 95, Malaria as a Crutch, Orthopteran Abecedarium: Ethical [I]nquiry Part 3, Listener Email: Oi Oi Oi, and Guns.

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In the recent past, Jeff escaped the Time Dome. Thank you for your cooperation.

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In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our canon? And if not, can Jeff even help himself?

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«Transmission Received»

In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our canon? And if not, can Jeff even help himself?

«End Transmission»

«Transmission Received»

In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our canon? And if not, can Jeff even help himself?

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We interrupt your irregularly-scheduled endless nightmare of a podcast to bring you something we threw together LONG before the war, and long simultaneous to Cricket getting drunk: a one-shot role-playing game adventure with some extra special guests. Enjoy? It's a total detour for the podcast; I hope you like (or at least expect) those.

Join Johnny Ladle, Whisk, and Fred as they try to defeat an evil wizard in A Wild Sheep Chase, an adventure Jeff finds and reads on the spot. It's real baaad!

We don't fight any monsters, thankfully.

Topics include: D&D, Dentistry is Magic, and Guns (don't exist in fantasy I don't think?).

Jeff tries to reign things in after whatever that last episode was and poses one simple question: is it unethical to flaunt the severed head you found in front of coworkers to make them jealous? Another listener tells us the worst thing they've ever done. Cricket makes a lot of references that go over my head, as usual.

We get back to basics, albeit briefly.

Topics include: BurpCount: 90, Severed Envy, YouTubiquity, Listener Email: Philandering Phaux Pas, and Guns.

If this is your first time here, please do not start from this episode. I cut out so much to make it remotely coherent, excising full straight minutes of drunken moaning. The following audio is chronological, if you can believe it. Can you?

Yes, and, you can. In this episode, Jeff learns improv. Dr. Carson finally reveals his secretive dark past, and Cricket lets slip the solitary reason for their friendship. Also, a squirrel laments television fatigue.

We forge a new podcast genre?

Topics include: BurpCount: 84, The School of Wait What, Nine Thirteen, D.O.S. [sic], Erasier, and Guns.

Causality has become all sorts of confusing, especially for Jeff, who was just thrust into this with no more warning than you are about to get. Tensions rise as Cricket's true feelings begin to surface. Promotions are dished out and immediately rescinded while the war rages on, and off, and on again?

We meet another survivor.

Topics include: BurpCount: 67, Esoteric Stoicism, Frankfurter Nostalgia, Listener Email: Poisoning Popcorn, Skewed Geocentrism, and Guns.

It's basically our first anniversary, and as a justification, Jeff speaks candidly in a rare bout of sincerity, while Cricket explicates on the material process of the podcast's creation. This episode also serves as an ominous warning for the chaos to come.

We apologize preemptively.

Topics include: BurpCount: 61, Avian Dining, Listener Email: Metagaming, The Flintstones, and Guns.