Finally some goddamn aliens. Also, a discourse on the nature of X-files episode endings.

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Shit seems to have begun to pop off in a big way. There's bodies and soldiers and earthquakes and all kinds of shit!

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Oh no! An important character has come to an unfortunate end! Also military men are willing to shoot cats.

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God we're getting sloppy, this episode doesn't even have Jakes in it.

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Our heroes (and a hidden villain perhaps?) begin their trek into the mysterious jungle, meanwhile a new super soldier enters the fray, and he might be the best of the best of the best, sir.

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Our heroes hit Cancun as we start killing off side characters.

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Background extras abound as our heroes mostly just faff around checking in with the lone gunmen and collect NPCs they'll need for later.

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Well, if you let Jon off the leash, you get X thing that isn't Star Wars, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised we're reading about Mulder and Scully now. And some archaeologist named Cassandra Rubicon who you simply must know is incredibly hot, it is vital.

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Okay, we rerecorded this one, something went all screwy with the original recording. Don't worry, the only thing Jef never forgets is jokes.

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We arrive once more upon the closing of a narrative, as our heroes do basically everything this book was supposed to be about, in about seven pages of it.

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