Expounded Universe

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The gang’s all together!  And now they’re fighting!  Like first graders!  Let’s check in on proud naked Tenenniel, Isolder and Han splashing each other, and Luke afraid of cooties in a chapter where everyone looks bad (except Augwynne and Chewbacca, they cool).

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We get to step in the wild head and untamed boobs of everyone’s new favorite force witch Tenenniel Djo today!  There’s fights with Nightwitches, battles of wits (Han is terribly equipped as always) and yet more whuffa to discussa!

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Turns out this book can actually be pretty good when it’s not about the scintillating Han/Leia dynamic, so these two chapters, which don’t let the two of them anywhere near each other, are fairly interesting!  (PS before you @ me the Wookie language is Shyriiwook everyone knows that EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT).

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Han continues to be the absolutely worst, but at least he’s a handsome king now (thanks Threepio), and we finally encounter some hotnsexy rancors in today’s thrilling installment!  Plus, Luke is apparently just the absolute best at hyperspace.

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We took a week off for GenCon but we’re back and the story just keeps getting weirder!  We finally meet Ta’a Chume!  We finally set down on Dathomir?  And is someone trying to rascal a droid?  Who knows?

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