We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA.

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If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season.

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This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week!

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Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars.

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Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones.

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Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books.

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She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up.

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Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming).

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This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!?

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This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? Tune in to the Fangasm network (not ATN) to find out.

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