Because we hate ourselves, our main feature this week is Jack Frost 2. Yeah. Merry Christmas. But first, we're talking Slaxx, Silent Night, Val, Ice Cream Man, 10 Minutes to Midnight, Death to Metal, No One Gets Out Alive, On the Trail of Bigfoot: The Discovery, Black Christmas, The Bigfoot Hunters by Rick Gaultieri, and The Keep by F Paul Wilson.

This week we're talking about the Netflix exclusive Coming Home in the Dark. Does it hop over the low bar of previous Netflix films or is Jason finally cancelling his subscription? But first, we're reviewing My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To, Devil Times Five, Silent Night Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!, Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation, Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker, Elves, Untitled Horror Movie, Blood Beat, Tusk, Prisoners of the Ghostland, Death Valley, and Misfits by Hunter Shea.

We're opening The Advent Calendar this week, which is a French film about eating chocolate, sacrificing your loved ones, and crazy German curses. But first, we're talking We Need To do Something, Good Boy, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, Swallow, Arachnophobia, and Big Trouble in Little China.

Our main feature this week is Black Friday, which has aliens, annoying shoppers, and Bruce Campbell warring in a toy store. But first, we're reviewing Gaia, Wes Craven's Summer of Fear, Venom: Let There Be Carnage, Babysitter Must Die, Beyond the Sky, The Dirties, Her Story, Lost Words in a Dream by Lucas Milliron, and Moon Blood by Sheridan Bradford.

Our main feature this week is Broadcast Signal Intrusion, which is about broadcast signal intrusions, missing women, and crazy dudes. But first, we're reviewing Martyrs (2008), Hypnotic, A Dark Song, Don't Breathe 2, Home Sweet Home, The Isle, Doom Eternal, Tenta Girl by Steve Barnard,  and Little Heaven by Nick Cutter.

We're jousting with Antlers this week, which is a movie about depressed people being killed by antlers. But first, we're reviewing Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2, The Evil, Brides of Dracula, Psycho IV: The Beginning, I Bury the Living, Lamb, Devour, Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, and Shattered by Jason The Douche Brant.

This week we're arguing over Titane, a nonsensical French film about having sexy time with cars, random chopstick stabbings, and becoming a firefighter. But first, we're reviewing Dead & Beautiful, Psycho IV: The Beginning, Still/Born, Escape Room: Tournament of Champions, Aliens, The Craft: Legacy, Slaughter High, Martyrs (2008), Cooties, Freddy vs Jason, Survive the Night by Riley Sager, and This Thing Between us by Gus Moreno.

Our main feature this week is The Night House. It's a movie full of houses and nights and Rebecca Halls. But first, we're talking Last Night in Soho, The Addiction, The Manor, Cooties, Freddy vs Jason, Scream, Broadcast Signal Intrusion, Curtains, Tourist Trap, Titane, Survive the Night by Riley Sager, and Malorie by Josh Malerman.

Our main feature this week is the Netflix vampire film NIGHT TEETH. Does it have the bite so many other Netflix movies are missing... or does it suck? But first, we're reviewing Phantasm II, Kiss of the Damned, Devil's Pass, Homewrecker, Blade II, Bad Ben Game, 10/31 Part 2, Evil Dead (2013), The Slime Beast by Guy N Smith, Things by Peter Watts, and Yours Cruelly by Elvira.

Our main feature this week is Halloween Kills, the 48th movie in the franchise. Expect some fireworks during this episode. But first, we're reviewing No One Gets Out Alive, The Night House, Gone Home, Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers, The Dirties, Lamb, Rob Zombie's Halloween 1 + 2, Kingdom: Ashin of the North, Trapped by Armand Rosamilia, Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix, and Welcome to Horrorwood: The Silver Scream 2 by Ice Nine Kills.