This week's caller became a U.S. citizen hours before the call, so naturally, she gives Gethard an impromptu citizenship test. They cover life as a Canadian transplant in the South, share their love for '80s wrestling, and reflect on what it really means to be an American. She also hints at a near-kidnapping story, but you'll have to head to beautifulanonymous.com to hear that.

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