Five's A Crowd Podcast

Was Halloween actually better in the '90s—or do we just miss being kids? We're revisiting homemade costumes, pillowcases full of candy, classic Halloween specials, and the neighborhood traditions we'd bring back. Plus, we debate trunk or treat, where pranks cross the line, and finish with two-sentence horror stories that get darker than expected.

Tell us which Halloween tradition deserves a comeback—and thank you for being part of this crowd!

#Halloween #90sNostalgia #FivesACrowd #HalloweenNostalgia #TwoSentenceHorror

00:00 - Start!

01:19 - Childhood Halloween and homemade costumes

10:52 - Plastic masks and school Halloween

12:16 - The daylight saving time detour

22:04 - Trunk or treat vs. door-to-door

27:50 - Candy hauls and neighborhood pranks

37:01 - Halloween TV we grew up watching

47:05 - Old-school decorations and Halloween cartoons

51:58 - Candy buckets, pillowcases, and candy checks

56:03 - Sweet treats and fall food debates

01:07:44 - Mischief night and unusual Halloween treats

01:14:02 - The traditions we'd bring back

01:18:17 - Two-sentence horror stories

01:25:48 - Vampires or werewolves?

01:27:46 - Wrapping up Halloween night

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Five's A Crowd Podcast

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Welcome back to the table! Today, we are kicking off spooky season with a chilling challenge: reading 10 terrifying internet stories from the depths of Reddit and guessing which ones are actually true and which ones are completely made up...

Timestamps:

00:00 - Start!

00:20 - The Scary Story Challenge Explained

00:57 - Why We Love Scaring the Neighbors

03:06 - Story 1: The Unplugged Baby Monitor

07:32 - Story 2: The Green Woman

08:23 - The Bloody Mary Tangent

10:46 - Story 3: The Water Meter Camera

13:49 - Story 4: The Voice in the Woodshed

16:21 - Story 5: The Apartment Above 4B

20:15 - Story 6: Woman on the Highway

22:04 - Story 7: The Last Passenger

24:12 - Story 8: Closing the Tudor Hall

25:41 - Story 9: The Missing Minute

28:03 - Story 10: The Boy Who Knew

29:50 - The Reveal: Which Stories Are Actually Real?

34:21 - The Missing Minute Debate

38:00 - Final Scores & Outro

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#ScaryStories #RedditStories #TrueScaryStories #Paranormal #CreepyStories #LetsNotMeet #Storytime #Podcast #FivesACrowd #Halloween

BOO!👻 Which of these stories gave you the biggest chills??

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1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373

Layton, UT 84041

This week at the table we dive into the wildest local and global stories. From surviving a massive Utah tornado and golf-ball-sized hail, to the shocking secrets uncovered at the bottom of the drained Pineview Reservoir, things get crazy. We also discuss a leaked audio recording regarding 3D-printed meat in your soup, the massive FBI data hack, and the discovery of what might be Noah's Ark. Plus, Tony explains why he can't handle realistic horror anymore..

Timestamps:

00:00 - Start!

00:40 - The New "In The News" Format

02:13 - Kids Driving and First Jobs

07:20 - Why Tony Can't Handle Realistic Gore

12:23 - The Reality of Getting Older

19:30 - Jess's Neck MRI & Potential Surgery

23:14 - The 3D-Printed Meat Conspiracy

25:05 - Starving on the Survival Show "Alone"

26:59 - The Campbell's VP Leaked Audio

30:50 - Surviving the Utah Tornado & Hail

34:48 - Uncovering Secrets in the Drained Pineview Reservoir

41:07 - Exonerated After 41 Years on Death Row

43:05 - Did They Discover Noah's Ark?

46:13 - The Massive FBI Data Hack

48:52 - The Lindsey Clancy Juror Controversy

52:59 - Strange But True: Aggressive Squirrels

56:43 - Good News: Organ Donor Saves 5 Lives

58:20 - Critics Corner: Movie & TV Reviews

1:05:42 - The "Buddy" Horror Parody

1:08:27 - Ranking the Spider-Man Multiverse

1:13:42 - Final Jokes & Outro

Hashtags:

#PineviewReservoir #UtahTornado #StrangeNews #FivesACrowd #Podcast #NewsPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MovieReviews

What was the wildest news story for you this week? Are you buying the 3D-printed meat conspiracy, or are you more shocked by what they found at the bottom of the lake? Let us know below! 👇 Thank you for being part of this crowd!

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Today we dive into some of the most unhinged end-of-summer horror stories and Reddit AITA posts on the internet! The absolute craziest story of the week: a woman who sued her best friend for skipping her destination wedding in Bali, only to uncover a secret affair! Grab a seat at the table and join the conversation!

00:00 - Start!

00:12 - Coneheads & Border Fences

01:15 - Yo Mama Jokes & Welcome to the Table

02:21 - Grouse Hunting & Weird Animal Facts

05:00 - Reddit Story 1: Labor Day Waterpark Family Drama

12:41 - The Waterpark Verdict

13:14 - AskReddit: High School Teachers Brawl in the Bathroom!

17:15 - Reddit Story 2: Refusing to Care for a Disabled Sister

24:42 - Reddit Story 3: Mother Abandons Daughter at Funeral Because of Ghosts

34:42 - Ouija Boards & Paranormal Experiences

37:49 - Reddit Story 4: The Bali Betrayal (Stolen Wedding Trip!)

41:44 - The $2,400 "Emotional Support" Invoice

44:07 - Exposed! Catching the Bali Affair on Instagram

48:55 - Outro & Wrap-Up

#RedditStories #AITA #Podcast #RelationshipDrama #Storytime #FivesACrowd #ComedyPodcast

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The best kind of compliance is malicious compliance. This week on Five's a Crowd, the guys are sharing the most unhinged, petty, and brilliant stories of people giving entitled neighbors, micromanaging bosses, and out-of-touch HR departments exactly what they asked for. From a student bringing a typewriter to a college lecture, to a neighbor who chopped down the wrong plants and lost 11 feet of his own backyard, these stories prove that sometimes following the rules is the best form of revenge.

#MaliciousCompliance #PettyRevenge #BadBosses #EntitledNeighbors #WorkplaceDrama #FivesACrowd #Podcast #Storytime

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Layton, UT 84041

Today we dive deep into the harrowing details of the Lindsay Clancy trial, discussing the failures of the medical system, the complexities of postpartum depression, and the shocking online reactions defending her actions. The table also addresses the tragic passing of Hayden Panettiere, revisiting the dark superyacht allegations she exposed about Hollywood just months before her death. The conversation balances these incredibly heavy topics with candid parenting realities, toddler chaos, pop-culture updates, and why raising kids is the hardest but most rewarding job in the world.

00:00 - Start!

02:25 - Dolly Parton's Legacy & Giving Back

07:15 - Pop Culture: Post Malone & Tim Curry

12:50 - WNBA Drama & The Sophie Cunningham Meme

19:30 - The Shanna Gaviota Custody Case

34:20 - Hayden Panettiere: The Hollywood Yacht Allegations

47:20 - Dark Secrets & The Danger of Exposing Hollywood

51:30 - The Lindsay Clancy Trial: The Unthinkable Tragedy

54:20 - Postpartum Depression, Psychosis & Overmedication

01:05:40 - The Timeline of Events & Premeditation Debate

01:12:45 - The Disturbing Online Support for Lindsay

01:17:00 - The Reality of Parenting vs. "Child-Free" Trends

01:23:30 - Toddler Chaos & Dealing with Tantrums

01:31:00 - Accountability & Final Thoughts

#LindsayClancy #LindsayClancyTrial #TrueCrimePodcast #HaydenPanettiere #FivesACrowd #PostpartumDepression #ParentingReality #HollywoodSecrets

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Today we deep into the internet's favorite game: the "Hear me out" challenge. We are exposing our weirdest, most questionable fictional, animated, and non-human character crushes. Prepare to look at your childhood favorites a whole lot differently. Don't forget to drop your weirdest "hear me out" down in the comments before you judge ours!

Tags:

Hear me out challenge, fictional crushes, cartoon crushes, weird childhood crushes, animated crushes, fives a crowd podcast, comedy podcast, 90s cartoons nostalgia, video game crushes, weirdest crushes, pop culture podcast, disney crushes, movie character crushes, adult podcast, nostalgic tv shows

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#HearMeOut #Podcast #Comedy #FictionalCrushes #FiveSaCrowd #CartoonCrushes #Nostalgia #90sCartoons

Things get heated when the table debates these extremely popular unpopular opinion posts!

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#UnpopularOpinions #RedditStories #FivesACrowd #Podcast #RelationshipAdvice

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Today we dive into some of the most horrifying Reddit posts on the internet. This conversation is not for weak stomachs. We break down the absolute grossest things people do regularly, the filthiest houses ever witnessed, and the insane family rules that had guests running for the door. Grab a seat, but maybe put your food away for this one.

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In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the most unhinged, infuriating, and unbelievable HOA horror stories on the internet.

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#Podcast #Reddit #RedditStories #HOAstories #HitTheBell #HOAHorrorStories #MaliciousCompliance #HOANightmares

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