Four Guys on a Train

The gentlemen take a trip down memory lane with a bedtime edition of Earotica, then do a terrible job of describing movies for fun and profit.

The gentlemen indulge in some pasta from a galaxy far, far away, and then indulge in some, shall we say, unsavory film adaptations in a brand new game, Double-D List.

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The gentlemen are back with a brand new Modern Day Poets! The Clay Aiken masterpiece "Invisible" gets the high-brow treatment it's always deserved.Then they try to figure out real and fake headlines, which is harder to do now that the world is objectively stupid.Pete also gets attacked by a centipede. You should watch.Email us at [email protected] to be sure you catch the train!

The gentlemen are back to regale you with another tale in the long tradition of Earotica, this time featuring everyone's favorite Star Warsian rapscallion, Grand Moff Tarkin. What sort of wild hijinks will he and his best bud Lord Vader get into? You'll have to tune in to see! They also play a round of Who Said It?, featuring two of the unlikeliest of bedfellows to ever fellow in a bed.Subscribe to be sure you catch the train!

We're back! Though statistically speaking, and keeping in mind things like proportionality, literally no one even knew we were gone, or even that we WERE! But hey, Four Guys on a Train is here, and things are about to get stupid. And hopefully funny. Look, you like podcasts. You like to laugh. You like structures like this to contain a third thing to make them feel complete. So you'll like Four Guys on a Train. Each episode brings more improvisational and conversational absurdity, with the odd occasional thoughtful insight (not very often, sorry). In this episode, we're bringing back a fan-favorite segment, Earotica, where we perform a work of fanfiction for you with the level of respect and seriousness it demands. This time, it's the crossover of all our dreams: Sonic the Hedgehog meets.... well, you'll just have to listen to find out.And we also play one of OUR favorite games, Lost in Translation. You can even play along if you want! If you beat us, tell us in the comments, and also we don't have a prize for you, we're sorry.

The boys go insane with the world's most famous clown posse in an all new Modern Day Poets!

The boys are a bit late for the holidays, but that won’t stop them from relying on artificial intelligence to bail them out and write some stories and quizzes for them!

The boys take part in a sexy quiz with sexy results, though perhaps they learn a little too much about some of the depravity out there, like holy crap you guys some of y’all’s kinks are just CRAZY.

The boys are back in town! Literally the same town! That's right, it's the first in-person recording of 4GOAT, which means the only thing you should expect is the unexpected. And also a sci-fi swinging Earotica, but you might have expected that.