Love is in the air! The gentlemen talk about their ideal Valentine’s Day, then invite their Beelzebuddy on for some hot & spicy Q&A, Dear Abby-style, and finally, make time for an appointment with Dr. Love to discover how (un)likely their relationships are to last.

The gentlemen resolve to better themselves – or something! – in this optimistic minisode.

The gentlemen engage in a candy cane-flavored Earotica in this holiday-tinged minisode.

Questionable purchases and heartfelt Christmas wishes are discussed, Own holiday Adventures are Chosen, and the thin red line between praise and porno is examined in significant and disturbing detail.

The gentlemen discuss the RAMifications of an ASSortment of consensual angelic topics, then steal online intellectual property in a potty-themed Pitchmen, and finally, get in touch with their inner Florida Man.

Your favorite childhood characters’ extreme political orientations and bedroom positions are discussed, after which the gentlemen mourn a tragic loss in a WWE-tinged installment of Modern Day Poets, and then end the evening deciphering some terrible movie summaries, for fun and profit.

It may be a couple days late, but get ready for a spooktacular spooktacle of epic spookportions, with special guest host Jake! A discussion of favorite horror movies leads into a terrifying tale of bear terror on Earotica, and then the gentlemen wash all that Halloween candy down with some stupid Buzzfeed.

After a brief vaccine-focused aside (get your vaccinations, people!), the gentlemen dive into the sweet underworld with some Watermelon Sugar, take a spooky ride through a Teen-Rex house of horrors, and end the night with a chat about people far more noteworthy than themselves.