The gentlemen are back in the saddle with another wild opening of topical imprecision, then decide whether or not to do some purchasing with the Men of Pitch, and finally plan the bougiest of all weddings in order to learn just a little bit more about themselves.

The gentlemen welcome a new special guest (and brother) to the show, in which they break down a classic inspirational 90s jam and create their own 90s sitcom in the hopes of the Buzzfeed gods conferring upon them the most perfect Snackle from QuikTrip®!

The gentlemen learn (with no small amount of shock) that Hootie and the Blowfish had more than one hit, then don their half-shells for a hard-hitting, heroic Earotica featuring everyone’s third- and fourth-favorite ninja turtles, and try to decide if it is, in fact, a nice day for a white wedding with their friends from Buzzfeed.

Love is in the air! The gentlemen talk about their ideal Valentine’s Day, then invite their Beelzebuddy on for some hot & spicy Q&A, Dear Abby-style, and finally, make time for an appointment with Dr. Love to discover how (un)likely their relationships are to last.

The gentlemen resolve to better themselves – or something! – in this optimistic minisode.

The gentlemen engage in a candy cane-flavored Earotica in this holiday-tinged minisode.

Questionable purchases and heartfelt Christmas wishes are discussed, Own holiday Adventures are Chosen, and the thin red line between praise and porno is examined in significant and disturbing detail.

The gentlemen discuss the RAMifications of an ASSortment of consensual angelic topics, then steal online intellectual property in a potty-themed Pitchmen, and finally, get in touch with their inner Florida Man.