Four Guys on a Train

The gentlemen return from their summer hiatus with another full episode, wherein milestones are celebrated, hasty Pitchmen purchasing decisions are made and instantly regretted, and Swedish curse words are pitted against trendy furniture in a quiz for the ages.

The boys revisit the vape-infused world of Teen-Rex, with a little help from their friend Ghostrighter.
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The boys bring another lil nugget of joy in the form of Craig’s Best, in which five young men long for a life- (and mind-) altering experience, and a cat person looks to recruit more cat people for a cat thing.

The boys introduce a new segment, What Does It All Meme?, in which a unicycle-riding frog brings joy to a pre-Space Jam: A New Legacy world.

Is plastering the face of Phil Collins all over an office considered vandalism? More like fan-dalism! The gentlemen proffer advice for online daters, turn a toddler’s tune into a tale of terror in a new Modern Day Poets, and engage once more with the bowels of BuzzFeed to determine just how awkward they are (turns out, a lot).

Do you want to slam? If so, then welcome to the jam. The gentlemen welcome a new legacy of basketball-themed entertainment, mash together the denizens of a duo of disparate animated properties in Earotica, and spend a little time thinking about what they would rather.

Is something about to bust? Praise God, you bet it is! The gentlemen propose an end to children having Christmas birthdays with a simple suggestion for parents-to-be, bring the Prince of Darkness a quintet of queries from the mouths of babes, and take a sexy quiz to learn whether they are lovers… or fighters (or another thing).

How can something be too much 90s and not enough 90s, all at once? Your guess is as good as ours! The gentlemen return to the lengthy format that made them world famous, tackling issues from petty theft to fake news, along with a nonsensical dive into a new segment, wherein one’s adventures are chosen and one’s patience for lazy writing is put to the test.

The boys experiment with an all-new segment, exploring the very best of what everyone’s primo pal Craig has to offer the world.

The boys concoct a culinary chronicle in a brand new Earotica, filled with twists, turns, and pretty decent impressions if they do say so themselves.