Is something about to bust? Praise God, you bet it is! The gentlemen propose an end to children having Christmas birthdays with a simple suggestion for parents-to-be, bring the Prince of Darkness a quintet of queries from the mouths of babes, and take a sexy quiz to learn whether they are lovers… or fighters (or another thing).

How can something be too much 90s and not enough 90s, all at once? Your guess is as good as ours! The gentlemen return to the lengthy format that made them world famous, tackling issues from petty theft to fake news, along with a nonsensical dive into a new segment, wherein one’s adventures are chosen and one’s patience for lazy writing is put to the test.

The boys experiment with an all-new segment, exploring the very best of what everyone’s primo pal Craig has to offer the world.

The boys concoct a culinary chronicle in a brand new Earotica, filled with twists, turns, and pretty decent impressions if they do say so themselves.

Ghostrighter returns to help the boys create the new television sensation that ALL the kids will be talking about.

Who likes shorties? We do! The boys bring you a nugget of joy in the form of an all-new Modern Day Poets, while they spend the rest of their time doing big, important things (sources needed).

If the pervert is penniless, is he exempt from donating dollars? No, he is not! The gentlemen discuss one among their number who drank himself into the ER (it was Branden), round up some tweeting rascals with another exciting installment of Twitter Bandits, and delve deep into the hottest new way to make Millennials feel old, the meaning of the word cheugy.

Are you sure you’re old enough to be listening to this trash? Sure you are! The gentlemen are joined by their friend Jake to gossip about their big post-COVID plans, bring in yet ANOTHER special guest for the Earotica crossover event of the century, and play an R-rated game of Would You Rather with those fun-lovin’ horntoads at Buzzfeed.

Do all good hosts provide artisanal sandwiches on demand for their guests? Of course they do. The gentlemen attempt to one-up each other by bragging on their mothers’ technological prowess (leading to a discussion of the Korean art of mukbang), find themselves forced by network executives to give a sitcom platform to internet troll Elon Musk in a new Ghostrighter, and chase some BDE in a titillating new choose your own adventure tale.