Four Guys on a Train

Four Guys on a Train

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Four Guys on a Train episodes

  • Episode 17: Scrappy Don't

    Is the COVID vaccine supposed to beep? Depending on the brand, maybe! The gentlemen lament Branden’s loss of a beloved morning ritual, rustle up the Twitter Bandits to decipher an inscrutable Angry Birds meme, and learn important facts that could save their lives from some classic characters in an all-new Earotica Mini™.

    39 min
  • Episode 16: The Pinnacle of Litness

    Did we dream you into life? Probably not! The gentlemen discuss the relative merits of “rolling coal and flapping pole” and find out how their pal Satan feels about a recent musical tribute, fill up their shopping carts with secret sweatshorts at The Drew House in a new Modern Day Poets, and determine who has, objectively, the best personality.

    57 min
  • Episode 15: Schrödinger's Coffee
    Who is the fourth guy? We’ll never tell (winky face)! The gentlemen compare their darling family and friends’ kids to the horrifying Neanderthal children out there, enter a world of existential horror while writing a sitcom with Ghostrighter, and lie their way through the movie game, with hilarious results!
    42 min
  • Episode 14: Beakman’s Flat World

    Is it illegal to order a hotdog with ketchup? You bet your butt! The gentlemen discuss street slang and hug strategies, fly with the birds into some truly twisted tweets, and attempt to quantify the relative quality of the great TV shows of our childhood.

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 13: Bliss Funion

    Does a back still itch if no one’s around to scratch it? Most definitely! The gentlemen rage over the rebooting of pop culture staples from their childhoods, welcome back special guest Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness, to answer some “burning” fan questions (get it, because he is from Hell), and once more plumb the depths of Buzz’s feed to learn their new, food-oriented nicknames.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 12: Bleep Blop and Bob 1

    Will Conservatives give themselves hernias over these new, gender-neutral toys? Probably! The gentlemen lament the loss of a famed (robotic?) music duo, get preachy with an all-new Earotica (featuring special guest!), and play a scandalous round of Truth or Dare where secrets are revealed (no Dares allowed, as they don’t make great radio)!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 11: The Gamester

    Is this the week things get back to normal after all the celebrations? You bet! The gentlemen compare a classic game show’s horniness level to its modern incarnation’s, debate the merits of a car that’s compensating for something, and meet the Gamester, a cheerful rogue who simply wants to play a game.

    58 min
  • Episode 9: Spatchcock
    Will technical and/or intestinal problems get in the way of our intrepid trio? Mostly no! The gentlemen learn some startling news about a storied Chicago institution, discover the hidden, twisted meaning within a classic rock anthem, and get some darn culture in this darn show for the first darn time with a high-class Earotica.
    46 min
  • Episode 8: Would You, Rather?
    Is it more artistic to sing American pop songs in a Russian accent? Yes, it is! The gentlemen lament their slow descent into COVID madness, welcome their first guest to the podcast and, with his illustrious help, tackle a spicy new Earotica, and hypothesize about what, in fact, they would rather.
    54 min

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Four Guys on a Train isn’t curing diseases or teaching children to be kind to one another, thus making this world we live in a little bit better. Instead, every week, Pete, Rick, and Branden will…