Four Guys on a Train

Ghostrighter returns to help the boys create the new television sensation that ALL the kids will be talking about.

Who likes shorties? We do! The boys bring you a nugget of joy in the form of an all-new Modern Day Poets, while they spend the rest of their time doing big, important things (sources needed).

If the pervert is penniless, is he exempt from donating dollars? No, he is not! The gentlemen discuss one among their number who drank himself into the ER (it was Branden), round up some tweeting rascals with another exciting installment of Twitter Bandits, and delve deep into the hottest new way to make Millennials feel old, the meaning of the word cheugy.

Are you sure you’re old enough to be listening to this trash? Sure you are! The gentlemen are joined by their friend Jake to gossip about their big post-COVID plans, bring in yet ANOTHER special guest for the Earotica crossover event of the century, and play an R-rated game of Would You Rather with those fun-lovin’ horntoads at Buzzfeed.

Do all good hosts provide artisanal sandwiches on demand for their guests? Of course they do. The gentlemen attempt to one-up each other by bragging on their mothers’ technological prowess (leading to a discussion of the Korean art of mukbang), find themselves forced by network executives to give a sitcom platform to internet troll Elon Musk in a new Ghostrighter, and chase some BDE in a titillating new choose your own adventure tale.

If you were a pizza, what pizza would you be? No wrong answers! The gentlemen bemoan the inverse relation of cacao percentage to morsel flavorfulness, send up a classic Christian cartoony tune in a new Modern Day Poets, then grab the pigskin and hit the field for some rough-and-tumble American football trivia.

Are you a Peeping Tom if you don't own a pair of binoculars? Legally, no! The gentlemen ponder the most interesting human-sized board games to participate in, bring on friend-of-the-show Ol’ Scratch to intercept more children’s letters to God, and use science to determine which horrifying animals they are destined to be.

I stepped on a Mousetrap, am I in Trouble? Monopo-lease call an ambulance! The gentlemen delve into the depths of dapper Pete’s most holy trousers, learn the startling origins of a much-beloved video game super star in a new Earotica, and are forced to choose their OWN adventure in a thrilling story-game of love, lust, and lascivious-sounding names.

Are your tokens fungible? Let’s hope so! The gentlemen discuss the cryptocurrency craze, tread through the uncanny valley with some Pitchmen shenanigans, and get rated M for Mature, R for Restricted, and TV-MA for Television… Mature with a sexy jaunt through the coitus-crazed cranium of a Cosmo quiz creator.