Your favorite childhood characters’ extreme political orientations and bedroom positions are discussed, after which the gentlemen mourn a tragic loss in a WWE-tinged installment of Modern Day Poets, and then end the evening deciphering some terrible movie summaries, for fun and profit.

It may be a couple days late, but get ready for a spooktacular spooktacle of epic spookportions, with special guest host Jake! A discussion of favorite horror movies leads into a terrifying tale of bear terror on Earotica, and then the gentlemen wash all that Halloween candy down with some stupid Buzzfeed.

After a brief vaccine-focused aside (get your vaccinations, people!), the gentlemen dive into the sweet underworld with some Watermelon Sugar, take a spooky ride through a Teen-Rex house of horrors, and end the night with a chat about people far more noteworthy than themselves.

The gentlemen discuss the coolest, hottest, three-year-oldest new slogan making waves in the fashion community, do a little Carpool session of Q&A with the big D, and guess which C-list celebrities think they’re worth the most scratch on Cameo.

Is your movie franchise not working properly? You could call IT, but they’re only going to tell you to reboot it. The Matrix comes back for more, and the gentlemen delve into the geriatric ranting of a famous rocker who might be off his (rocker, I mean).

Edginess is discussed (or is it “edgingness?”), and the gentlemen show their true Chicago colors with a Twitter Bandits that's just chock full of cholesterol, and finally, at long last, we learn just who among our illustrious hosts ranks the highest on the psycho scale.

Grievances are aired in this episode, with a close-to-home-hitting meme getting a thorough analyzation, followed up with an Earotica crossover fic to satiate the appetites of the most ravenous Steve Carrell fans, and topped off with the generation of, and subsequent telling of, various hard-hitting truths.

The gentlemen return from their summer hiatus with another full episode, wherein milestones are celebrated, hasty Pitchmen purchasing decisions are made and instantly regretted, and Swedish curse words are pitted against trendy furniture in a quiz for the ages.

The boys revisit the vape-infused world of Teen-Rex, with a little help from their friend Ghostrighter.
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The boys bring another lil nugget of joy in the form of Craig’s Best, in which five young men long for a life- (and mind-) altering experience, and a cat person looks to recruit more cat people for a cat thing.