Four Guys on a Train

The gentlemen engage in a candy cane-flavored Earotica in this holiday-tinged minisode.

Questionable purchases and heartfelt Christmas wishes are discussed, Own holiday Adventures are Chosen, and the thin red line between praise and porno is examined in significant and disturbing detail.

The gentlemen discuss the RAMifications of an ASSortment of consensual angelic topics, then steal online intellectual property in a potty-themed Pitchmen, and finally, get in touch with their inner Florida Man.

Your favorite childhood characters’ extreme political orientations and bedroom positions are discussed, after which the gentlemen mourn a tragic loss in a WWE-tinged installment of Modern Day Poets, and then end the evening deciphering some terrible movie summaries, for fun and profit.

It may be a couple days late, but get ready for a spooktacular spooktacle of epic spookportions, with special guest host Jake! A discussion of favorite horror movies leads into a terrifying tale of bear terror on Earotica, and then the gentlemen wash all that Halloween candy down with some stupid Buzzfeed.

After a brief vaccine-focused aside (get your vaccinations, people!), the gentlemen dive into the sweet underworld with some Watermelon Sugar, take a spooky ride through a Teen-Rex house of horrors, and end the night with a chat about people far more noteworthy than themselves.

The gentlemen discuss the coolest, hottest, three-year-oldest new slogan making waves in the fashion community, do a little Carpool session of Q&A with the big D, and guess which C-list celebrities think they’re worth the most scratch on Cameo.

Is your movie franchise not working properly? You could call IT, but they’re only going to tell you to reboot it. The Matrix comes back for more, and the gentlemen delve into the geriatric ranting of a famous rocker who might be off his (rocker, I mean).

Edginess is discussed (or is it “edgingness?”), and the gentlemen show their true Chicago colors with a Twitter Bandits that's just chock full of cholesterol, and finally, at long last, we learn just who among our illustrious hosts ranks the highest on the psycho scale.

Grievances are aired in this episode, with a close-to-home-hitting meme getting a thorough analyzation, followed up with an Earotica crossover fic to satiate the appetites of the most ravenous Steve Carrell fans, and topped off with the generation of, and subsequent telling of, various hard-hitting truths.