The gentlemen engage in a highly exciting bit of fiendish fun with Ol’ Scratch, answering some of YOUR* burning relationship questions, then spend some time sifting through Craig’s Best to extract all the comedy nuggets they can find.

*Not really your

At long last, a sequel to one of the most heartwarming films ever is announced. The gentlemen gush over this new revelation, then acquaint themselves with their old friend Ghostrighter, and wrap up the night with a Buzzfeed quiz that reveals… something about themselves? We’ll go with that.

The gentlemen ring in the new year by tearing apart a classic auld song, in this fresh-faced baby edition of Modern Day Poets.

It’s a 4GOAT celebration! 50 episodes, can you believe it? We can’t. The gentlemen send a strongly worded tweet to Sir Elon of Musk, then choose their own misadventure with a story that rewards bad behavior, and finally partake in a Quizmas – a Christmas quiz, for those of you just joining us – to determine the truth or falsity of various Christmas movie films.

MAGA claims yet another star of Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - what are we going to do??? The gentlemen don’t have a good answer to that question, but they do invite Satan, Prince of Darkness and All That Is Evil, onto the show to answer some questions, and end the night with a rousing game of copulate, wed, or murder! 

It’s Halloween! Or shortly thereafter, we guess! Still, it’s scary. The gentlemen can’t quite put their finger on why James Corden is a thing, a spooky Happy Days Earotica shows that these days truly ARE ours (though their legal ownership is still subject for debate), and a horror movie guessing game goes horrifically… well? For PETE?

The gentlemen ponder a face reveal stream, a la Dream, in the hopes of becoming world famous, and later, they dive azz first into a hip-hopping new installment of Modern Day Poets, in which curse words, McCormick spices, and Amazon Fresh all play an important role.

The gentlemen explore the origins of Big Chungus in a new What Does It All Meme.

The Prince of Darkness does Google’s job for it while the gentlemen look on in wonder.