The gentlemen relive some of their most memorable summer vacations, discussing all those hotels, motels, inns, and suites that shaped their youth. Then it’s time to resurrect a greatly missed segment as The Pitchmen uncover some scandalously sexy undergarments; and it all wraps up with a much-appreciated quiz to reveal just how bitchy these boys can be.

The gentlemen discuss the ins and outs of not going in and out for medical reasons, and are promptly joined by the Dark Lord himself, Lucifer, to solve relationship questions thrown into the ether by Redditors. Branden invents a new game, Lost in Translation, and it's a hit with the other two dorks.

The gentlemen welcome another gentleman aboard the train – the fifth guy himself, Jake! Together they wax poetic about proper water intake, then put on their finest performances in a video game-inspired Earotica, and end the night with another riveting round of Boff, Marry, Kill, where some VERY dark urges come to light…

The gentlemen spend a lot of time giving Brisk Iced Tea free advertising, which is ill-advised considering they already make $0 from this podcast; this leads naturally into cursed nutcrackers, as you would expect. An all-new weeb-tastic Earotica about nothing and a psychological profile round out this Brisk-y romp.

The gentlemen once again surrender their show to the wit and whims of the Writer of Ghosts, finding themselves acting out a potential future for the podcast itself! And then they play Smash or Pass with a bunch of historical figures, you know, it’s the third act, whatever.

Who's having technical difficulties? Not THESE four guys! (Three.) An all-new Earotica kicks off a deeply meaningful episode full of forbidden love, leading to a custom quiz to find out who we REALLY are.

Love is in the air! Also, Mustard Cat shows up? The gentlemen ring in St. Patrick's Day with an Aladdin fanfic, them bully each other for fun and profit.

The gentlemen engage in a highly exciting bit of fiendish fun with Ol’ Scratch, answering some of YOUR* burning relationship questions, then spend some time sifting through Craig’s Best to extract all the comedy nuggets they can find.

*Not really your

At long last, a sequel to one of the most heartwarming films ever is announced. The gentlemen gush over this new revelation, then acquaint themselves with their old friend Ghostrighter, and wrap up the night with a Buzzfeed quiz that reveals… something about themselves? We’ll go with that.

The gentlemen ring in the new year by tearing apart a classic auld song, in this fresh-faced baby edition of Modern Day Poets.