SHOW NOTES

Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week!

Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State.

You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday!

The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in!

Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout

Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy

Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you

Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs

Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history

A brief playoff baseball interlude

Welcome back to October Maryland

Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices

Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity

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