This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week. 

We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starting on January 7th, 2026.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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We wanted to take a few minutes out of your week to acknowledge the awful experience IP's and surrogates alike are dealing with during the collapse (and possible fraud) of SurroConnections.

This week, Gavin starts off the episode strong with a very funny story, David has thoughts about OPK's (again), Gavin talks sports, we rank the top 3 hottest Holiday characters, and we break sad news for the Gaytriarchs listener. 

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, David is shot at point-blank range by his son, Gavin has criticism for David's criticism of the Wicked movie, we ask our listener for book recommendations, we have a controversial DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Christmas songs, and this week we are joined by mysterious "Doctor X," who talks to us about female health and anatomy, when we should talk to our kids about sex, and why she has (some) hope about medicine and social media.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, Gavin and David are terminally uncool, David takes gay Dad advice from Jinkx Monsoon, there is good news with lesbians, we rank the top 3 Thanksgiving sides, and this week we are joined by musician and Inside Out dad Joey Chancey who talks to us about the process of becoming a Dad, what the highlight of his career was, and how he found himself gay in the Vatican.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, Gavin is left alone with the kids, and David is left alone with the kids, Gavin forces his daughter to make cornbread, we read a listener messsage, we revisit Gavin's favorite bit "What Would You Do?," we have some *slightly* good gay news, we talk about the sandwich guy, and we rank the top 3 aquired tastes.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, David braves Disney on ice, Gavin learns about football, our listener is preggo, Gavin has GOOD NEWS, we rank the top 3 people we wouldn't answer a call from, and this week our guest is god warrior and gay icon Marguerite Perrin, who talks to us about dark-sided stuff, how the gay community supported her during a tragic time in her life, and what the future looks like at the Louisiana county fair.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, we recap our Halloweenies, all boys in theatre are gay, how to rewire your lizard brain, we rank the top 3 politicians who'd make great ex-husbands, and this week we are joined by triple threat of our dreams Ben Gillenwater, aka "Family IT guy," who talks to us about how to keep your kids safe on the internet, how to have just the right amount of paranoia, and the real way to get abs.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, we dive into the listener mail bag, Gavin is mad that kids won't dance, there is SOME good news in the world, we rank the top 3 Halloween-themed drag names, and this week we are joined by political strategist and Barack Obama's BFF Bill Burton who talks to us about the state of the world today, who is secretly gay in Republican politics, and why, even amongst all the chaos, there's cause for hope.

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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This week, David's daughter is turning to the dark side, Gavin's son is a liar, we drool over David's favorite DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Fall candle scents, and this week we are joined by gay royalty Eureka O'Hara and Dan Poblocki who are here to talk about their new book "Jackson Bright in the Spotlight," dish on Eureka's new Divine project, and chat about how Dan knows 6 year olds better than we do by having written David's sons new favorite book, "My Brother's Butt is Haunted."

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Despite being placed on sabbatical for her supernatural research, Professor Toni...

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