Ghost Huns

This week the huns have yet another axe to grind - Big Suze has come under fire for her boiler choices and it's inspired possible new merch. Women prefer to be cuddled and we consider if maybe we truly are AI slop. More pressing questions include - do the stories need to get sexier? Is the Friend Circle of Knowledge a thing? Will Hannah end up running an Air BNB in Cheltenham? 

This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK special!!! We have a stunning smorgasbord of your listener tales. Let's get into it.

1) Hannah takes us to Australia to meet THE BUTCHER. Oh dear. Would you stay in his house? Thanks for sending Cody, this one is terrifying. 

2) Big S has a littley from Millie about an Apple Watch in a graveyard... chilling.

3) Hannah has a story from PAUL - we get into creepy kid stuff. Who... is... "Rosie"... (p.s we stand the baldies) 

4) Suzie tells Dragana's story of reincarnation in Canada... why must Oliver be such a creepy little tw**!!!!

5) Hannah finishes with a gorge tale from Sarah about a HORRIFIC HANDPRINT on a mirror. How did it get there tho. 

We finish on a hex for a poor hun who had a bad haircut. We've got you. 

THANK YOU HUNS WE LOVE YA and our intros won't be going anywhere, the people have spoken LOL. 

xoxox 

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This week the huns are aware they need to shorten the intro to keep everyone pleased. Will they achieve it? In other news, there's a' pounding a'coming, Big Suze has had a particularly grizzly lip wax and Hannah is a secret CYCLIST. Loads of goss and revelations here. Does Big S have a Jafar sex memory and did Hannah dress up as Jasmine? Are we all admiring the coat of dreams? 

Phew. Intro over, Sharon. Let's relax and get SPOOKED. 

Story 1: 

Hannah takes us from LA to NYC... Anna is moving. Why does she keep seeing that Jeep Wrangler though? 

Story 2:

Suzie takes us to Malaysia - have you heard of the Pontianak? Chills. 

Story 3:

Hannah delves into a creepy story called The Sticky Man. He's coming for us all. 

Creep of the Week this week (cow cow COW caCOw!) is from... an anonymous hun in PORTUGAL. Gerês Nash Park and the cabins of horror... 

FINALLY, we get haunted so you don't have to... this one is A RELIGIOUS HEX!!!!!! Hallelujah. 

ENJOY HUNS we love ya loads xoxoxo 

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The Huns have had a wine cos it's 19 degrees outside so why not! Big Suze has been deck slapped and Hannah went wild swimming again. We also hear a voice note from a caller about her nans reaction to find her saucy toys... 

We also hear from Keith (Keth) in Amérika who has been cursed by the pods Cursed Woman... Eeek sorry Hun, pls keep us updated. Anyone else seen her?

We're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL which is all your listener tales. Let's get into it!

Story 1 - Hannah kicks us off with a story from Jess - The Goodbye I Never Said... Don't mess with a Ouija guys. 

Story 2 - Big S reads out The Door Ghost sent in by Gemma. VIDEO EVIDENCE. Totally creepy. Ghosts clearly exist.

Story 3 - I think something followed me home... Think abandoned school vibes. Narrated by Hannah. Poss sent in by ... A ghost? 

Story 4 - Suzie takes us to Leeds, to see the pale lady with the dark eyes ... Becky Hun, never double mirror. 

Finally we close out with some dream divination. Stunning. See you next week Huns in The Wild. We love ya xoxoxo 

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This week Big S has syph of the ear helix and is feeling the living alone tax. Will Task Rabbit come to her rescue? Hannah's also gonna be alone in a creepy house and Adam is in touch with his weepy side. A very strange demon is pulled out of the haunted Cornish tarot cards... but anyway. Let's get into the stories.

Story 1 

Big Suze takes us to Hilda and Abrahams spa weekend. Sound... familiar?

Story 2 

Hannah tells us a story about a strange phonecall... Looking for a good time? 

Our Creep Of The Week this week is... drum roll... a time slip story from Ali. It's 1994 on a sunny afternoon in Leicester City Centre... What did she see? Thank yew Hun for sending. (p.s. foxcub is very much a type of BUS and not an actual fox...)

We end on a football Hex. Cos why not.

LOVE YEW HUNS have a stunning week and enjoy this spring weather. xoxoxox

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This week Hannah is bashing up the studio and the huns are INCENSED - expect a strongly worded email. We get into manspreading, the invasion at Wild Swans and a haunted Cornish witch shop! Did someone say Demon Tarot? Put your furfur away!!!

We ask questions this week like - can you put your hands down your pants on the motorway? Is it ok to leave sex toys lying around? And should you abandon your kids?

FUN!

THE STORIES though...

1) Big S tells a tantalyzing tale of finding home DVDs in your dead brothers bedroom...

2) Big S has a story about the cursed woman haunting our listeners!!! MARRiiieee hun we're sorry!

3) Hannah takes us to the house that Tom and Lily reside in- is that a hand pointing from the top bunk?

Creep of the Week is from ANNONNNYMOUSE. A scary tale called "There's a Man in my House".

Pod recco: Ransom Man

Netflix recco: Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen

Film recco: Speak no Evil

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxoxox furfur x

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This week the huns are discussing melatonin gummies - will it result in Suzie's corpse being sent back to Paddington? Do they work? Are they safe? We learn this week it doesn't matter about the shape of your ass, despite what your bikini waxer says. 

The tarot shows some sinister upside-down swords, and we think this means book a massage and have a nice chat with others. 

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To the stories...

1) Big S flies us to Denmark to hear a story about a clothing store that never was... glitch in the matrix vibes. 

2) Hannah has a story called... 'The Man Who Licks'. Vile. 

3) Big S has a story about doing star photography in the wilderness... 

4) Build Your Own Spooky Adventure - we create a scary story sentence by sentence... welcome to the world of Leroy and Tim. 

Our C.O.W. (Creep of the Week) listener tale this week is called 'The Girl Across the Road' sent in by Anthony and read by Big S... it's a SERIOUSLY strange story... what do we make of it? One of OUR FAVES! ty hun.

Finally, Hannah does a wet palm ceremony. Big Hand, Big Ass. 

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA have a stun week xoxoxo 

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This week Big Suze saw an Italian film (La Grazia) and tries getting Hannah into foreign films. The huns discuss The Overnight Clam, Hannah's phone voice is slurring, and we get into WEIRD CREEPY EASTER BUNNY SHIT. Will Big Suze start incorporating a horn into her comedy persona? Did Hannah experience the horn at The Frog and Bucket comedy club in Manchester?

Shout outs this week to The Vine - a haunted pub in Stoke on Trent. Couldn't recommend it more.

The Tarot suggests a wine offered via a cloud, what could be more delightful?

Anyway. To the stories.

Story 1

"Why I hate Easter"... Where did her friend disappear to?

Story 2 

Hannah's got a story called "The Beach"... Can you hear the children chuckling? 

Story 3

My dream keeps showing me where someone died... 

C.O.W (CREEP OF THE WEEK!) is read by Hannah and sent in from Hope... There's a man with a top hat. And don't get us started with the toad. Terrifying witchy stuff. 

Lastly we finish up with some lucid dreaming... Is Hannah safe? 

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxoxoxo

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This week we get into phone zombies on the street, 8-abreast on the train platform and Hannah's had a sexy moment on the tube.

We get stuck into some food crime involving cheese and hotcrossbuns and talking of crime... There's been a murder!!! This isn't one to miss. Do we touch on our thoughts on the Manosphere? Yes. Did Big Suze buy multiple self help books to overcome her comedy fear? Yes. 

Now for the paranormal scares...

1) Hannah gives us part three of the Airbnb horror... What's following them on vacation? And what happened to poor Helen?

2) Big Suze takes us to Poland... "Don't Look Back".

3) Hannah tells us a grizzly tale of a man and his wife... and the six bundles.

CREEP OF THE WEEK (cowcowcowcowcacow!) - this is from a gorge hun called Daisy - a genuine time slip moment... how do we explain this abandoned care home?

We get Haunted - Big Suze is Thumbless. What does that mean?? Good omen... right???

WE LOVE YA HUNS SO MUCH - if you haven't got your Halloween Show ticket, act now! They're flying off the shelves!!!

Enjoy the eppy xoxoxo

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This week we get into AMÉRIKa  - a deep dive - think coyotes and stars. We touch on important topics such as Wedding Emotion Etiquette - should you be crying? Are we emotionally devoid? 

Podcast recco: Petrified. Think half hour long dark Irish stories ... simply stunning. You're going to love.

Another pod recco: The Doorstep Murder. About one of Scotland's longest unsolved murder cases. Alistair Wilson was shot on his doorstep almost 20 years ago in Nairn...  What are your theories? 

We get into Selena Gomez and the foot thing and Lyme disease. 

THIS WEEK IS A CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY! That means your beautiful haunting ghost stories.

1) We kick off with a stun voicenote from Katie about the Edinburgh Lyceum. Should the huns get a dedicated burner phone for more listener voice notes?

2) Hannah tells a story sent in by Melissa - about a psychic... And an imaginary big brother...

3) Suzie narrates a tale from Portia called The Woman ... "I had you when you were one I had you when you were two..." Warning: this one contains a curse. 

4) Hannah has a story from Cait - a very sweet story about Ellie and Sandra visiting an uncanny medium in Kent.

Finally we finish with an ageist ouidge. Outrageous.

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xxx

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Hannah is FINALLY back from Los Angeles and has many tales to tell (burnt ass, presents, the lot). We get into Alpine Divorce, an ongoing case of the mysterious Welsh reservoir and of course - BADGERS.

The kids are getting G'd, the karaoke is banging and the huns are in fine spirits for this weeks stunning eppy. Let's get into the scares shall we?

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Story One

Hannah tells us a chilling tale about noises in the Air Bnb vents... you may not go on holiday again...

Story Two

Suzie whisks us off to blustery Cornwall for a pint at the Pilchards Inn. Is everything as it seems?

Story Three

Hannah travels to Jason's Bush, Northern California for more holiday horror - what did he see on his camera?

CREEP OF THE WEEK this week is from stunning Marie - Big S narrates 'The Clapping Monkey'. A hideously brilliant true story from Norway. Thank you hun!

We round off with some telepathy. As we've been apart for a while, guess how this goes?

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA! Go get your Halloween tickets btw - they're selling FAST!

xoxo

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