This episode has more voice memos than ever, more pickleball talk than ever, and also introductions to Louie Armstrong and Bhagavan Ellis. WE WANT YOU McGUFFIN!

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This episode was recorded from 12:30am to 2:00am and Jake's slurred speech proves that. Also we talk about US Presidents an alarming amount.

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1) Shop at Aldi next time you need groceries

2) Help us march to stop the spread

3) You know the thing

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You can find out how big an acre is by playing the CPR simulator in the airport. Just make sure it's not made in China.

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We talked for 80 minutes and didn't mention the Coronavirus a single time... Noble Peace Prize should be on its way any second now. Also Jake hates grandparents.

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Brad fought through his cold to deliver you guys this heater of an episode. This week we talk squirrels, fine china, and definitely say some factually incorrect things about the coronavirus.

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This week make sure to be on the lookout for ghosts, the coronavirus, and women monitoring the self-checkout at Target.

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Jake gives online dating tips, Brad gets himself into a really strange situation, and they're both on the lookout for Alanna.

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Hold your libraries and loved ones a little bit closer this week you guys. Never know when they could get stopped by the Canadien Border Patrol.

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Absolute fire of an episode. Forgot to do blanks of the week though. We'll hit it big next episode. Gonna find my wife at Chipotle in the meantime.

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