Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

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June 10, 2019 Ep 19 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 15&16: Hagrid's Murder Quota ft. HeyAmyJane
Guess who's back? Back again...no it's not slim shady, it's Hannah and Charlie, sorry to disappoint. This episode we’re joined by special guest and general nerd-stuff youtuber HeyAmyJane! We’re discussing Ron’s incredible character development, how Hagrid was clearly sacrificing students each year, how the flying car is the goodest of all bois, and Percy wanking in cupboards. We also discover that Charlie apparently doesn’t know how many legs spiders have.
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1 hr 19 min
May 27, 2019 Ep 18 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 13&14: Snape's Furry
HOWDY! Welcome to our first THEMED episode! To apologise to the 58% of our listeners that are American, this episode we're making a totally awesome tribute to the U-S-of-A. We're drinking Jack Daniels, eating American sweets and....well, that's it. We tried okay! We also have a super special announcement that we'll be appearing at this years Draigcon! More info in the episode or at the link below. This ep we're discussing how Harry loves attention (big mood), how men are useless and unobservant, and speaking of useless - Charlie fucks up big time!
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52 min
May 14, 2019 Ep 17 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 11&12: Percy's Christmas Day F*CK!
Welcome back Wizards! This week Charlie and Hannah are drinking a super secret surprise alcohol that involves a spoon, sugar, and a lighter. It's bohemian, okay. We're discussing chapters 11&12 of COS and how Hermione casually abandons her family, how Ernie Macmillian cares more about being right than about his friend potentially dying (relatable), Harry's moral compass being based on whether or not he wants to fuck someone, and an unusually lucid observation from Charlie about a psychologist called Lombroso.
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1 hr 3 min
April 29, 2019 Ep 16 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 9&10: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy
Join us for this weeks episode where we're back and discussing chapters 9-10 of Chamber Of Secrets. So settle down with a brew and listen to us waffle on about how prophercies work, how Ron is like the Word paperclip of Wizardry, how Quidditch is bullshit and how Dumbledore should join Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy!
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1 hr 4 min
April 15, 2019 Ep 15 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 7&8: The Basilisks Secret Friend
Trigger Warning - Domestic Violence - 53-55mins.
Charlie and Hannah are back at it again for an episode that swings wildly between serious discussions of the racist implications of the word 'mudblood' and whether all the Basilisk ever wanted was a friend to chat to. All this is stirred up with Hannah's excited theory on the vanishing cabinet, Hogwarts being a shit school (what's new) and how on earth a ghost horse works. Grab a glass an try to keep up with the podcast that seriously can't decide what genre it falls into!
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1 hr 7 min
April 01, 2019 Ep 14 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch6: DJ Lockhart and the Curious Kipper ft. Neil MacQuarrie
We're back to complete the episode with special guest Neil and this time we finally get to focus on Gildery Lockhart. The Man. The Myth. The radio DJ? Also featuring a rant about whether anyone really eats kippers for breakfast and a hopefully somewhat intelligent dicussion on JK Rowling coding of the British class systems. Grab some alcohol and join in as we hopefully get a bit less screamy about geography!
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54 min
March 18, 2019 Ep 13 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch5: Norfolk'n'Chance ft. Neil MacQuarrie
We're back with our very first guest episode! Today's episode feature's Hannah's boyfriend Neil and a lot of ranting about Norfolk and the geography of the UK, dicussing chondoms aka chicken condoms, and teaching Hannah what filibuster means with dubious knowledge learnt exclusively from the hit show Parks and Recreation - we also at some point discuss Harry Potter. So grab a glass, a map of England, and listen along. Make sure to follow us on social media where we'll be sharing photos to illustrate just how badly JK Rowling has fucked up with her geography knowledge, as well as loads of other behind the scenes antics.
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53 min
March 04, 2019 Ep 12 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch3&4: The Ouzo Who Must Not Be Named
Your favourite drunken-British-Harry-Potter podcast co-hosts are back - and this week they've been poisoned. Poisoned by Ouzo. We have our first ever producer level patreon Sandra to 'thank' for this who kindly chose Absinthe as our drink this week, which after we couldn't find easily because #BritishProblems, we chose Ouzo as the next closest thing. Never drink Ouzo. At some point between force feeding ourselves Ouzo and trying not to be sick we also discuss chapters 3 and 4 of the Chamber of Secrets, and answer Sandra's question of which character in the series would we most like to curse with incurable hiccups.
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43 min
February 18, 2019 Ep 11 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch1&2: Dobby's Schlong
Welcome back for a very exciting episode - we can't believe we've gotten this far - we're onto book two!!! This episode we're discussing the first two chapters of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, talking about JK's weird thing of demonising ugly people, Harry rating people on whether he wants to fuck them, and Dobby's schlong!
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1 hr 1 min
February 11, 2019 Bonus Ep - Reading Charlie's Shit Old Fanfiction
Surprise! We have yet another bonus episode for you, you lucky things! Inspired by the amazing podcast Fanatical Fics (which if you haven't listened to, what are you doing here listening to us, GO LISTEN TO THEM!) we're reading Charlie's old fanfiction that she wrote when she was 13/14 years old. It's truly terrible and hopefully hysterical - we thought so anyway. If you want to hear more of this awful fanfiction (why?!) then you can head over to our Patreon where we'll be uploading the rest of this story, plus another of Charlie's stories, and two of Hannah's also! Don't forget to also check out our social media below to see the beautiful fanfiction banners that Charlie created for these.
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43 min

About Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!