Your favourite drunken-British-Harry-Potter podcast co-hosts are back - and this week they've been poisoned. Poisoned by Ouzo. We have our first ever producer level patreon Sandra to 'thank' for this who kindly chose Absinthe as our drink this week, which after we couldn't find easily because #BritishProblems, we chose Ouzo as the next closest thing. Never drink Ouzo. At some point between force feeding ourselves Ouzo and trying not to be sick we also discuss chapters 3 and 4 of the Chamber of Secrets, and answer Sandra's question of which character in the series would we most like to curse with incurable hiccups. 

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Welcome back for a very exciting episode - we can't believe we've gotten this far - we're onto book two!!! This episode we're discussing the first two chapters of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, talking about JK's weird thing of demonising ugly people, Harry rating people on whether he wants to fuck them, and Dobby's schlong! 

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Surprise! We have yet another bonus episode for you, you lucky things! Inspired by the amazing podcast Fanatical Fics (which if you haven't listened to, what are you doing here listening to us, GO LISTEN TO THEM!) we're reading Charlie's old fanfiction that she wrote when she was 13/14 years old. It's truly terrible and hopefully hysterical - we thought so anyway. If you want to hear more of this awful fanfiction (why?!) then you can head over to our Patreon where we'll be uploading the rest of this story, plus another of Charlie's stories, and two of Hannah's also! Don't forget to also check out our social media below to see the beautiful fanfiction banners that Charlie created for these.   

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Welcome to episode 10 (omg) of Goblet of Wine! And now we've finished the first book it's time for the first of our film episodes! In another (this time unplanned) format switch-up, it's the first episode where we aren't drunk. Nope, we're hungover. We *may* have accidentally got too drunk the night before whilst watching the film and had to go to bed early. Oops. But we wanted to get this recorded whilst the memories were fresh, and we definitely didn't want to start drinking at 9am, so here we are unusually sober and horribly hungover. Honestly, this episode is mostly us quoting the film incessantly in exaggerated British accents, fan girling over the cast and over analyising the era accuracy of their hair styles.

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Another episode of Goblet of Wine and it's time for the final chapters of Philosopher's Stone! Hasn't time flown! To celebrate Hannah persuades Charlie to do a shot which obvious means chaos ensues, we discuss how Harry is a messy bitch who lives for the drama (we relate) and Charlie gets extremely excited over a show called Trapdoor which, as it's a pop-culture reference, Hannah has no idea about.

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Welcome back Wizards! And a happy New Year. We're kicking off the first episode of 2019 by talking about chapters 14 and 15 of Philosopher's Stone (merlins beard we've almost finished book 1!). In these chapters much dragon related hijinx unfolds, resulting in the oh-so-innapropriate but oh-so-Hogwarts punishment of a lovely walk through the forbidden forest, with added dead animals and evil Wizards. We're calling OFSTED.

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If one festive episode wasn't enough for you, we've brought you a second one! This time with even more drunken merriment (seriously, we're smashed in this) and we're doing everyone's favourite Christmas activity - a quiz! But a Harry Potter festive one. It decends into complete chaos with Neil being verbally roasted at every possible moment, Charlie doing spectacularly badly at the quiz and Hannah alienating every American listener AGAIN. What could be more festive! Merry Christmas lovely listeners.

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Merry Christmas wonderful listeners! In todays special Christmas episode we get very festive with some eggnog flavoured cream (or mothers milk as we prefer it to be known) and a bucket of mulled wine. We're unwrapping our Christmas gifts to each other (whilst trying to make that exciting for an audio medium) and chatting about our festive Harry Potter memories. We get a LOT more drunk than we intended, something that we whole heartedly blame speical guest Neil for (he's a terrible influence). This is part 1 of 2 Christmas specials so stay tuned for an EXTREMELY drunken Harry Potter Christmas quiz coming Christmas Eve, and don't forget to check our Instagram @gobletofwinepodcast for the behind the scenes highlights.

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Today’s episode we’re starting to get festive recording in our Weasley jumpers and chatting through the first Christmas at Hogwarts for Harry. We’re drinking beer and Malibu and coke and debating how many students are REALLY at Hogwarts and whether Ron or Hermione could pass a Bechdel style test for not talking about Harry. Nope.

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SURPRISE! It’s a bonus ep! In today's episode we're taking a break from our regularly scheduled content to talk about Crimes of Grindelwald...or as it perhaps should be known, Crimes Against A Franchise. We're joined by two cats as we sit down with a glass (or two) to discuss the latest addition to the Fantastic Beasts trilo...no sorry, *pentalogy, and our many, many Feelings. Warning: there will be spoilers. Don't forget to head over to our twitter @gobletofwinepod to vote on who managed to describe the plot in 60 seconds best, and follow our Instagram @gobletofwinepodcast for fun behind the scenes antics (cat photos).

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