Give a hearty HO HO HO to our special guest: King of the Food Court, Llama with the Drama, Lover of Christmas, ANDY JONES! Gifts and games and merriment ensue.

And a special treat for you all: alternative episode titles!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How long should it take a fictional character to forget their father was murdered?

- Synchronicity vs. Coinkidinkity

- Eff, Marry, Kill: Christmas Edition. Kinda.

- Has Tim Allen been inside us all along?

- A Manhattan teacher gets stalked by a mobster...and other feel-good Christmas movies

There are a lot of porny puns in this one! You're welcome :)

Other discussion topics may include:

- The generous way to be the stranger danger for a kid during the holidays

- An examination of food holidays that aren't presidentially sanctioned

- Dangers of using nougat for sexual purposes

- The strange (DEADLY?!!?!) allure of Hawaii during Eruption Season

- Is it okay to pre-freeze a cow's bucket, so to speak?

We talk books. Both the moral and ethical kind, but also the outdated, pee-stained, bathroom readers kind.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How enjoying a nice flatbread can get you speared in the gut

- Jill Diligence: Baptist nurse/wordy cookbook author

- What is your favorite flavor of rigmarole?

- Life tips, such as "Don't give a shark to a toddler, or vice versa"

- Did the tomb smell?

You know what's great? 

A really, really, great sandwich.

And killing many birds with one stone.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Omniscient phone calendars

- Learning how to plow corn to appease your favorite celebrity

- Strap-on video game controllers

- How to tell your iPhone you're leaving them for an Android

- Fictitious scientific studies on haggis hushpuppies, clogging toilets, and the legendary icesquito

Did you know gefilte fish is the second most popular Thanksgiving meat? Join us for more fish-related games and trivia, as well as a special fishy guest: THE RED HERRING!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The undeniable allure of a basketball referee's whistle

- What is your favorite hard drug to use as a pizza topping?

- Speaking to God while standing in the bathtub

- Celebrating the innovative tech company Tinyflaccid

- O Little Town of Turfelteham: Jesus's favorite Thanksgiving park

Doug and Alice went to Nashville for Alice's birthday, and of course Alice had to f*ck around and find out if Krystal is superior to White Castle. Oh she's gonna get an earful when she returns home.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hitting up botanical gardens and destroying hot tubs like celebrities

- How much wood would Woodcheek cheek if Woodcheek was Cheekwood?

- Why your art should always wear sunscreen

- What is the statute of limitations on jaywalking? And can one make a citizens' arrest?

- TRAINS!!!

It's Election Day. Again.

(and almost Alice's birthday, but sssshhh...it's a no frills surprise)

Other discussion topics may include:

- Who's bigger than Shakespeare, Sondheim, and DiMaggio?*

- A healthy diet of poultry and children

- Beautiful displays that make you wish you could destroy them

- What IS a free standing bridge?**

- The groundbreaking, yet unsuccessful political career of Olympia Dukakis

*you will find out in this episode

**you won't find out in this episode

It's the day after Halloween!!!! *evil laugh* *blood-curdling scream* And our MAD Halloween horror hound, Kevin Roach, is back to regale us with stories of THE OTHER Kevin Roach... 

No, not figuratively, like the characters Kevin plays in horror movies (though there is a bit of that). It's literally another local guy with the same name who routinely gets arrested on drug or assault charges and causes quite the mistaken identity fiasco for OUR Kevin. Oh, Evansville.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The complete works of Adolph Sugars

- Elective hip replacements

- If you don't film a movie when in Indonesia, what was the point?

- Chantilly Willy and the Heebie Jeebies

- A million reasons Dame Maggie Smith should never listen to this podcast

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR EXTRA LIFE! And we've got Power(up) Couple Josh Weiland and Gennie Adams on the pod, promoting our 24-hour video game fundraiser and sharing stories of possum trauma, lexical smushing, and mild scissoring. It's a gas!

Tune into our marathon on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch, happening THIS SATURDAY!

October 29th

Watch our sleep deprived antics, chat with us to keep us awake, join in on remote Jackbox games AFTER HOURS 10pm, and donate to help Children's Miracle Network Hospitals if you can!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Murder sheds, bougie friends, and lesbian road trips

- A thorough explanation of what, exactly, children are

- How to get away with pooping on your neighbors' porches

- A continued plea to involve Anderson Cooper in absolutely anything involved with this podcast

- The term "to completion" is probably used too often for most people's comfort levels

Alice has a case of the Melonhead, and now she and Doug can't elope. Wait, what?

Other discussion topics may include:

- An episode dedicated to (yet only briefly mentioning) the NBA

- Getting filed and defiled at the dentist

- Gigantic, hideous face moles and the unfortunate podcast hosts who must hide them

- The seemingly untapped market of cartoon needles in Hollywood

- Dead tissue...down there