Going Terribly

Alice and Doug are different people now. They yard saled away (yard saled away) and will gladly take your trash for the right price. Join them as they celebrate hidden treasures and completely amateur burger grillers in this fresh-as-a-daisy, banana pepisode!

It's Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month, and this episode is bursting with an incidentally Asian-themed It Went Terribly. Plus Alice and Doug discuss times they've had to call 911 (U.S. only). And just who in the heck was this Leviticus dude??

Other discussion topics may include:

- Are Mr. Rogers and Aaron Neville kind of the same person?

- Some creepy old fellas' unfortunate desire to make women resemble hoofed animals

- Grand Theft Porcine

- Death by art failure

- How was the original pork chop created?

Alice has BIG NEWS. Doug has BIG NOODS. Praise Cheeses, hallowed be Thy name.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The right and wrong way to make a chicken apple pie

- Houses with legs: What could they mean?

- A recap of recent foot long foods

- God's disappointment in particular vegan products

- Nearly as much useful information as an average packet of noodles

To what extent do you dry off after a shower? Where do you get dressed? Will you step aside when you reach a certain age? And where dat pre-buttcrack at?

All these important questions and more will be broached, discussed, and destroyed in this very inquisitive episode of Going Terribly.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do John Cena and Reba McEntire have in common?

- The 19-year anniversary of us all learning about elephants' long trunks

- How to avoid getting poop knucked

- Using a fan and your own wet body to create a delicate mist for everyone to enjoy

- All of this, but, for today only, say it in Shakespearian, please

You know what sucks? Taxes. Even worse? The obfuscating way taxes have to be calculated. Even worse? The rigmarole surrounding how to actually make the payment straight to the IRS without buying $200's worth of supposedly free tax prep software!

Happy Day After Tax Day, y'all. Hope you remitted your payments in time!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Is Ringo Starr currently the second best looking Beatle?

- What would Donkey Kong sound like beatboxing? You'll see.

- The unexpected uncovering of Jon Cryer and Martin Lawrence as long lost twins

- A terrible (but kinda great) "silent" radio film

- Famous American ukulele players, such as...Mick Foley and Tackleberry from Police Academy? No, that can't be right.

Going Terribly is a podcast that aims to provide weekly comfort to our listeners in the form of silly laughs, day-to-day nothings, obscure information, and poop jokes.

Unfortunately, last year, we had a guest on our podcast who now faces some serious accusations of inappropriate behavior from a number of victims. It is our opinion that this particular episode has not aged well and has the possibility of being triggering for many listeners, including its hosts.

We have decided to take down Episode 80 of Going Terribly. We stand with survivors of abuse and will continue to attempt to offer a safe and silly place for our listeners.

How many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family

- The military's obsession with f bombs in their acronyms

- Acclaimed British actor Daniel Craig's daughter

- How to start a proper Crispix Bonanza

- Information on the long-forgotten Knuckle Frappuccino Cappuccino

Hey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying to, like, kill his rival, who may or may not have killed her first husband decades ago?

Catch all the hottest news here on It Went Terribly!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to get your new dentist to break up with your old dentist

- The innate desire to see a tiger licking an ice cream cone

- Children Farms vs. Farms of Children: The importance of phrasing

- Groomed Chipmunks

- The hot new game craze that's sweeping the nation: Thunder, Truck, or Fart?!

Easter is coming early this year. Get your eggs and your eclipse glasses cuz the future is nigh(t)...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Rippin' burlap, dropping jet fuel, and other anal logic

- Complicated churro relationships

- Officially welcoming Christ back to the cream

- How to go from not knowing a thing about business humanities to teaching a class on it in six short hours

- New Yum City!!!

Doug and Alice are in da house with special guest, the Artist Formerly Known as The Notorious R.E.D. Gennie Adams. It's a St. Patrick's Day celebration! A couple days late, but games still needed playing and poor Irish accents needed to be heard.

Hear Gennie regale the audience with the tale of how Alice and Doug played passive matchmakers, culminating in Gennie's upcoming nuptials. During which she's officially agreed to play the Going Terribly Games: Home Edition.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How many celebrities are older than Kurt Russell?

- The Evanston Teenage Girls Arm Wrestling Tournament

- Easter egg flavored soft serve ice cream

- Can anything compare to a boxed bunny?

- Smushing famous Irish people