Going Terribly

Going Terribly

By Alice and DougComedyImprov
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Going Terribly episodes

  • Ep. 170: Four Thrown Burrito Bowls in a 1973 Diaper Commercial

    Candi and Jason Vincent join Doug and Alice once again for some New Year's festivities. They talk about balls, both dropped and otherwise. As well as planes that everyone darn well hopes don't drop.


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - Boob gardens and kumquatades

    - Have you ever given someone an organ for Valentine's Day?*

    - Entirely understandable plagues sent to Texas

    - The Great Mailbox Tragedy of 2023

    - Bodily fluids: fake, real, and alcoholic



    *Don't be a pervert

    1 hr 36 min
  • Ep. 169: Four Lords and/or Saviors in a Celebrity Christmas Ice Skating Spectacular

    Alice and Doug welcome brand new guests Brian Boitano* and Jenna Jameson** into the studio for a single day belated Christmas edition of Going Terribly!

    Nude modeling is discussed, so divert the ears of little elves. Games are played, but obviously they don't let Rudolph join in. Balls are devoured, but that's something else entirely.


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - What do some celebrities have in common with Jesus? (spoiler: it's more than you'd think!***)

    - How to buy some old dead guy's books

    - A PSA that if you have a Baskin Robbins on the east side of your town, it might already be closed

    - Does all kink have to be done in a dungeon?

    - Chocolate balls



    * not really - it's Bryan Gish!

    ** really, not really - it's Jenna Citrus!

    *** actually, really!

    1 hr 24 min
  • Ep. 168: Two Partially Blown Minds in a Really Long Book Report

    Have yourself a good, old-fashioned Multicultural Date Night™ by sampling dragon fruit, marinating pig ears, and steeping blank white printer paper in herbal jelly tea to make old-timey-looking love letters.


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - How to cut yourself on jelly

    - Anti-anxiety cat medications and anti-sincerity standing ovations

    - The unforgivable sin of talking over a concert

    - Virtually real vampire women and completely real celebrity duplicates

    - Behind a DJ's xiphoid process

    47 min
  • Ep. 167: Two Adult Babies in a Living Room Campout

    Going Terribly brings you an all new, irresistible, irrepressible olfactory experience: Decay NY. It's gonna be a thing.


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - How would you like to rub pea all over you?

    - The complete lack of Family Matters in a particular Christmas movie

    - If they figured out the technical end of things, wouldn't you want a chicken strip house?

    - Cologna and cheese sandwiches

    - How the absolute agony that the COVID vaccines put you through can help save lives, probably.

    42 min
  • Ep. 166: Two Junior Grannies in a Conceptual Booty Hole
    If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.
    ~ William Arthur Ward (aka R. Kelly)
    Other discussion topics may include:
    - A terrific sitcom idea that will almost certainly be stolen by CBS
    - Can washing your bedding in certain pome fruits make them cleaner?*
    - An exploration of Britney Spears's religious history (no, seriously)
    - Augers, impalers, and assassinators - and those are three different topics
    - The word "cooter" being said way too many times
    *No
    43 min
  • Ep. 165: Two Cherub-Cheeked Young Men in a Mean Butter Gloss

    What's your giant soft pretzel of choice? Big Amish Ben's or Auntie Anne Hathaway's?


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - What are minor celebrities like Patrick J. Wilson and Thomas Jefferson up to these days?

    - The midwest and its boundless love affair with dough

    - An episode made entirely in the dark. Not that that really means anything to you.

    - The necessity/joy of blaming huge farts on tiny dogs

    - Printing

    49 min
  • Ep. 164: Two Tummy Fistulas in a Gluttonous Holiday

    It's almost Thanksgiving, and we're thankful for hot takes, St. Martin's Hole, and French words to describe quintessentially American concepts.


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - National Gingerbread Cookie Day...for whatever reason

    - How often should one wash, trash, and/or apologize for one's pillow?

    - A John Lennon tribute and a Goldie Hawn brief mention

    - So much gastric physiological discomfort

    - How many platefuls of food does it take to temporarily forget about genocide?

    30 min
  • Ep. 163: Four Newly Cannibalistic Hippies in a Communal Beef
    It's time for our annual 24-hour Extra Life fundraiser, and you know what that means...
    Alice, Doug, Josh, Gennie (and assorted comrades) stay up for an entire day playing video games to support Riley Hospital for Children in Indianapolis. Yeah, we do this every year, it's pretty self-explanatory. Donate and/or join us... https://unfinisheddynamos.com/
    Other discussion topics may include:
    - Animals that should really wear pants
    - The Great Refrigerator Space Debates of 2023
    - FMK: Video Game Edition
    - A lot of simulators for stupid things
    - Who will have to poop their pants this weekend?
    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep. 162: Two Unremarkable College Roommates in a Cybersecurity Training Video

    It's Alice's birthday this Friday! But we're NOT making a big deal out of it!

    I mean, we could make a BIT of a big deal out of it, gawd, is that too much to ask?!?!


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - Several questionable impressions, none more disturbing than an unfortunate Nicolas Cage

    - Tracking other people's menstrual cycles (as a positive)

    - A gluten-packed attempt at securing a better grade

    - Super powers, such as eating entire rotisserie chickens and filling toilets (no relation)

    - Faces full of juice and butts full of dead boyfriends

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 161: Three Sleepwalking Cannibals in a Pie-Baking Contest

    IT'S HALLOWEEN! *bloodcurdling scream* *evil laugh* and that means we dig up the corpse of freshly fapped Poe-boy, Kevin Roach, to delight us with spoopy puns and regale us with anecdotes about his own frightful podcast!

    Get your episodes of The Ghostlight Experience wherever podcasts are sold***. https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-ghostlight-experience-kevin-roach-n7JjgV4t-A0/


    Other discussion topics may include:

    - Examinations of "Big Poe Blender Things"

    - What to do when you consume so many drugs that you become a drug

    - Unfortunate COVID/pregnancy test mix-ups

    - That awkward moment when you meet your grandparents in Hell

    - Experimental muffins


    ***freedom and certain unalienable rights sold separately

    1 hr 13 min

About Going Terribly

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Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.