Going Terribly

GRWU as we flex our conversational skillz with such topics as the Communist Revolution (ick), Gen Z slang (bussin'!), and why cumin is the most underrated spice (no cap).

Other discussion topics may include:

- When the heck are Katie Holmes and Pacey (or even Dawson!) gonna get back together?

- A celebration of forgotten doo wop group "The Ho Tones" and their variety of leaders

- Bologna, darkened with love

- How many hamsters is your horse's penis?

- Meat Madness

Is today a great day or a terrible day? Alice and Doug make their respective cases, and they'll let you decide. It really comes down to beach house sex vs. revolutionary massacres.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Chex: Underrated treat or complete waste of time?

- Sex-crazed faeries and White House raccoons

- How to clone old summer camp friends using just an old envelope

- A very topical bit about hip, upcoming band Fleetwood Mac

- A "double release day," so to speak

It's a Great Day for Semi-Recent Semi-Decent Words for Duds with Gross ASMR!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pimple popping videos (which you will absolutely, without question, never see here)

- Cute little vertigo puppies

- Be careful about touching anything a 60-year old man in a kilt has just touched

- Who is the best person to leave a nuclear warhead to in your will?

- Beyonsleigh

We're one-hundred-seventy-seven episodes in. When are we gonna get some dang celebrities up in this bish? No offense to anyone who's ever been on...we love you!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- It's everyone's birthday today. Maybe even yours!

- Stephen Marbury vs. Any U.S. President: Who Was the Better American?

- High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Actress: The Reference

- A White Castle Valentine's Recap (seriously, there's not a joke there)

- Do you think Cindy Crawford is into poop jokes?

Congratulations to newly affianced, long-time guests, Gennie Adams & Josh Weiland! Say YOU DO to their engagement, Valentine's Day, and Josh's birthday with obscure and disturbing wedding traditions, obscure and disturbing sexual positions, and obscure and disturbing quirks of language. I mean, come on, French, what gives?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A visit to a Mumbai Wrist Locker for some Democratic Bliss

- What is the most interesting bass fishing podcast?

- Power bottom houses

- How to show love and support for your daughter with an affectionate loogie

- What is your favorite flavor of pre-nup juice?

***Our sincerest apologies for an insensitive joke made about a celebrity whose death was announced today. We recorded the episode prior to this news, and we are embarrassed to have made light while the celebrity and their family were going through physical and emotional turmoil. We wish solace to them.***

It's time for It Went Terribly, and it just gets terribler every time! How terribly can it get? It's the birthday of two historical baddies-by-circumstance, so we'll let you guess...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much voodoo equipment must one own to be considered a threat to national security?

- That sweet sweet urinal cake flavor

- Artificial semen and legitimate human blood

- The ongoing war against all Nellies

- How "WAP" gets even more filthy when you swap the acronym around

Her childhood beginnings have caught up with Alice's present in the cutest way. Meanwhile, Doug has a new obsession with executing corpses.

Together, they recently visited St. Louis (and St. Charles!), Missouri, where they encountered cartwheels, grilled pineapple, and possibly the greatest public restroom of all time.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much ad libbing can you do while recording audiobooks?

- Another game you can play at home - and probably should - but probably won't

- Bougie things like avocado toast, cobblestone streets, and mandated herpes tests

- Plenty of history lessons, including notable bigoted cracker Adolf Hitler

- Taint songs. Sorry.

It's Doug's birthday! There are gifts, goodies, and even a little Tiffani Thiessen for good measure.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to throw children the good way

- Nomar Garciaparra: Bostonian Home Run Home Wrecker

- Pooed, gooed, and sewed shirts

- A very brief aside about John Hancock, because history is kind of important, too

- Ultimate Chicken Horse

Alice has a huge confession to make. Doug has some assorted fruit and/or savory (not) cookies to pitch. And they're both just hoping to not get Benned over.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A slew of amazing entrepreneury ideas you can feel free to steal

- Mac and cheese socks

- The original French hustlers

- Willy nilly Jabberwockies

- How do they find the perfect frozen lakes to build hockey arenas around?

Alice finally gets her comeuppance for that communal work refrigerator gaffe, and Doug...gets a yellow Starburst??!?! GROSS! OH THE HUMANITY!

Other discussion topics may include:

- American First Lady Voodoo Dolls

- Home security, by means of putrid eggs

- The unspoken benefits of cheese, including not making you poop as much

- Good Pizza, Great Pizza, Salmonella Pizza

- A day-late celebration of spreading some sweet, sweet germs all over the place