Going Terribly

What's your favorite pasta shape? What would you put on your vanity license plate? Would you ever perform a midnight blood ritual to help your roses grow?

All these scintillating questions and more in this week's episode!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The sanitary dangers of reading smut on a plane

- Infamous Satan worshippers...such as Ralph

- The absolute waste of being a vegan in Maine

- Disappointment over a fancy dinner with no death course

- Izzy Agalea, Ghost Face Pillow, and other modern music stars

In this lexicographic episode, we learn the meaning of newly minted dictionary words like deadass and cakeism. We also cover some St. Patrick's Day trivia. Yeah yeah, we're late. So sue us.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to tell how angry someone is just by smelling them

- The pinnacle of Halle Berry's Hollywood career (spoiler: it's The Flintstones)

- The understandable pride of being famous for being married to someone famous

- Bedwetting, psychosomatic diarrhea, sucking cats, and other common maladies

- Two words: DANZA MODE

Daylight Saving Time just ended. Who has time to read a description?

Let's just do some more alternate episode titles!

Two French Futbolers in a Tickle Fight

Two Michael Caine Bears in a Crime of Passion

Two Decorated Gymnasts in a Niagara Falls Barrel Suicide

Two Deities without a Cause in a Greek Chorus

Two Reformed Bad Boys in a Mean Pizza Pie

Two Named Beneficiaries in a Yo Mama Joke

Two Out-of-Date Millennials in a Weepy, Sick Teenager Movie

Other Discussion Topics My Include:

- Pi rounding for the overly lazy

- Do you believe in life after love? After love? After love?*

- Social security, credit card, and phone: The numbers that rule our lives

- Beware: The Ides of Hanson

- Crimson Pride, Wonderfalls, "Punching Up," and other terms that sound like a woman's period

*After love?

It's Women's History Month, and we have another scintillating installment of Alice's Menstrual Cup Journey. Oooof course.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Checking in with the Diabetersons

- Writing checks that your ass (or cow) can cash

- How a woman's menstrual cycle compares to a Metallica song

- Accidental Johnny Carson impressions

- A pair of Harlands and one sucked starfish

Past Tense Cher. Semi Recent Semi Decent News: The Game. Racist Musicals. Can you handle all this frivolity?

Other discussion topics may include:

- How young is too young to teach a kid about DNA tests?

- Eff around and find out how to offend keynote speakers

- Yosemite Sam and "Macho Man" Randy Savage are essentially the real person, right?

- Boob experimentation and other times you might have your chest hair out

- Just how long are an infant's intestines?

How does one order bubble tea? There are so many options! Between the bases, the flavors, the bursts, the creams, it's all just one sexy, existential conundrum after another. And the straws are just too damn big. I mean, they're the right size to get the job done, but must they be so Freudian?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Could anything in the world handle 70 pounds of cocaine all at once?

- Dead military men and their love of fried chicken

- Restaurant employees who think they know what you should get better than you do (and might)

- The most 2023 conversation you could imagine

- How to visit a grave respectfully (Tip: Avoid sexing it)

Love is in the air, y'all, and boy, do we have a special treat in store! A mega-jumbo-epic episode with the most sordid (or assorted?) couple ever, Amelia and Naem Madi! 

Hear their Nicholas Sparks-esque romance saga, play some VD* games, and learn everything you never wanted to know about the seriously traumatic mating rituals of some of the kinkiest animals in the whole dang kingdom. Seriously, why is sex so gross? 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Should you be worried about an alligator sexing you?

- Necrotic hands and sentient dingleberries

- Some absolute slander on Viennetta out of nowhere

- Unexpected ovulation sticks

- Why shoving that special someone into a disgusting mud puddle might be the most romantic thing you can do for Valentine's Day this year

* Very Dirty

We haven't done It Went Terribly in a while, so you're gonna learn A LOT about things you didn't even know you wanted to know! You know?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Far better things to do with fruitcakes rather than eat them

- Cow squirts

- The nostalgic power of old appliance boxes and teen dramas

- So many Bozos!

- Young ladies married to horny rabbits...?

This is gonna be one of those gross episodes where we talk about weird body anomalies. You'll love it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The underappreciated Old Dick Ruck

- Hollywood's absolutely shameless nepo-puppy pandemic

- A reason to owe Ewan McGregor (and anyone with a good sense of humor) an apology

- What flavor toe jam goes best on a peanut butter sandwich?

- Backwards things, such as palindromes, contranyms, and not thinking Ryan Reynolds is attractive

It was Doug's birthday yesterday, so you better have wished him a happy one! At least one that isn't filled with trivia questions and words that almost rhyme but don't. OH BUT WAIT...

Other discussion topics may include:

- What makes Daddy Magic poop his pants?

- Drain brain, lost balls, and other medical ailments

- The difference between hot chocolate sauce and hot chocolate sauce

- What hat is the best for scooping gold out of a crick?

- How to easily replace police academy lessons with a Nathan Fillion television program