Going Terribly

It's Election Day. Again.

(and almost Alice's birthday, but sssshhh...it's a no frills surprise)

Other discussion topics may include:

- Who's bigger than Shakespeare, Sondheim, and DiMaggio?*

- A healthy diet of poultry and children

- Beautiful displays that make you wish you could destroy them

- What IS a free standing bridge?**

- The groundbreaking, yet unsuccessful political career of Olympia Dukakis

*you will find out in this episode

**you won't find out in this episode

It's the day after Halloween!!!! *evil laugh* *blood-curdling scream* And our MAD Halloween horror hound, Kevin Roach, is back to regale us with stories of THE OTHER Kevin Roach... 

No, not figuratively, like the characters Kevin plays in horror movies (though there is a bit of that). It's literally another local guy with the same name who routinely gets arrested on drug or assault charges and causes quite the mistaken identity fiasco for OUR Kevin. Oh, Evansville.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The complete works of Adolph Sugars

- Elective hip replacements

- If you don't film a movie when in Indonesia, what was the point?

- Chantilly Willy and the Heebie Jeebies

- A million reasons Dame Maggie Smith should never listen to this podcast

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR EXTRA LIFE! And we've got Power(up) Couple Josh Weiland and Gennie Adams on the pod, promoting our 24-hour video game fundraiser and sharing stories of possum trauma, lexical smushing, and mild scissoring. It's a gas!

Tune into our marathon on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch, happening THIS SATURDAY!

October 29th

Watch our sleep deprived antics, chat with us to keep us awake, join in on remote Jackbox games AFTER HOURS 10pm, and donate to help Children's Miracle Network Hospitals if you can!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Murder sheds, bougie friends, and lesbian road trips

- A thorough explanation of what, exactly, children are

- How to get away with pooping on your neighbors' porches

- A continued plea to involve Anderson Cooper in absolutely anything involved with this podcast

- The term "to completion" is probably used too often for most people's comfort levels

Alice has a case of the Melonhead, and now she and Doug can't elope. Wait, what?

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- An episode dedicated to (yet only briefly mentioning) the NBA

- Getting filed and defiled at the dentist

- Gigantic, hideous face moles and the unfortunate podcast hosts who must hide them

- The seemingly untapped market of cartoon needles in Hollywood

- Dead tissue...down there

We talk about Alice's dentist again. And Paducah. They really are just founts of conversational intrigue.

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- The possibility of a Tarantino-Pixar collaboration

- How sad it is when a child actor grows up and doesn't get offered child parts anymore

- When demeaning nicknames sound right

- Neo-noir stoner flicks

- How the genius of Robert Palmer is giving back now more than ever

In this here episode, we ask perhaps the hardest hitting question we ever have asked: can...vegans...swallow? *wink wink nudge nudge*

It's all downhill from here! Wait, so does that expression mean it's easy peasy lemon squeezy now after all that trudging uphill? Or does it mean things are going to pot?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Does your own fruit count as a fruit?

- Krystal Meets White Castle:  The romantic comedy we've all been waiting for

- Competitive eating farm teams (or some combination of those words)

- All of the flavors of GI Joes you can handle

- The best restaurants to order hormonal birth control

This is the episode where Alice steals all of Doug's segments. 

Not like his thorax or abdomen, but like his bits. 

Not his gizzards and giblets, but like his -- oh whatever, just listen and find out.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What is a toy? Is a game a toy? Is a stick a toy? Are you a toy?

- A long overdue 30-second discussion about Connecticut's only city

- National Crush a Can Day (which isn't as lewd and sexy as it sounds)

- Unappealing chicken recipes that may or may not help with your sniffles

- Milked colons

You know what's interesting? Regular automobile maintenance. And vending machine snacks from the early-aughts. And admirably petty multi-million dollar lawsuits. Ooooh yeah....

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Mama's Family: A one-sided celebration of a forgotten masterpiece

- Giant tablets and macro Metamucil

- Things you can do with your arms

- Clan McClurkic and the Charge for Air: A Tire Saga

- Your local gas station's best deals on menstrual fountain cups

Happy 2nd Podcast-aversary to us! To celebrate, we invited thespian, power lifter, and Stephen King fan, Wendy Brown, to the pod! She's not a psychotic, deranged, ax-wielding fan. She just plays one on stage...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Kevin Costner's forgotten weightlifting movie

- Fart Thrower, The Occasional Blow, and other ineffective superheroes

- The best chicken and dog impressions you're likely to hear all hour

- What is your favorite animated kids' Stephen King movie?

- The unexpected difficulty of pretending you have things in your mouth

101 episodes in, and we're still finishing each other's complexly Oedipal eructions.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Video game farming, fishing, and dog bonding

- Human intervention's effect on elements of nature, such as microphones

- Who would you want to play your father in a basic cable mystery comedy?

- A deep discourse on chairs and their occasional unchairness

- The disappointment of "The Garbage Plate"