Colors of the world, Doug up your life.

It's Doug's birthday episode, and Alice has prepared a raucous gauntlet of Spice Girls-themed games...for no reason at all. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- How not to make a game show video game

- The long awaited return of KÄKwords 

- Baby's Mad Doug Story Time

- The lost art of sliming ostriches

- Is underwater, immediately after nearly dying, part of your proposal plan?

Alice and Doug will return on Tuesday, January 19th for Doug's special birthday epic! But before that, for this second abbreviated edition of the show, they've handed the keys to the Going Terribly-mobile over to Intern Sean. Can he write a wildly comedic script that will have you doubling over in laughter as he has promised?* You'll have to listen to find out! 

*I mean, probably not, right? Dude has a hard time remembering to wear pants to work.

Alice and Doug are taking a little bitty two-week break and will return promptly on Tuesday, January 19th with a special episode for Doug's birthday! To hold you over, here is the first of two "Minisodes" (it means "mini episode" - we promise) where our two hosts will fill everyone in on what they'll be doing over the break. 

Doug and Alice get a bit pensive for this retrospective (retrospectus?) episode by recounting the highlights and lowlights of 2020 (high: that one painting of a girl laughing at a painting of a butt; low: solipsistic fibrosis) that led to the very creation of Going Terribly -- ultimately discovering that things might not be going so terribly after all :)

Alice even surprises Doug with a multiple choice New Year's movie quote game! Spoiler Alert: the D's are always dirty.

Other discussion topics may include:   

- The highlights of 2020. Including - and almost completely limited to - washing laundry and eating pastries.

'Twas the episode before Christmas, when all through the sludge,

Special guest Wendy Brown joins Alice and Doug for magical tales of Christmas wonder. And a lot of really filthy stuff. Doug surprises them with two holiday games – HoliCrayCray Traditions and Terrible Santagrams – as well as a very special holiday radio play. Wendy teaches everyone a game of her own that is soon adapted with hilarious results. And Alice once again proves herself the Ultimate Word Nerd.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Do cocooned insects taste like pickles?

- How to flawlessly execute an Austrian accent

- A plea to have a calendar made in the next 10 days

- The true meaning of Christmass™: terrifying children

- The sounds and consequences of dinosaur excrement

Dearest Going Terribly devotees,

The coda of this pernicious solar revolution that threatened to never meet its quietus is finally nigh. A festive holiday denouement is upon us, and with it, comes grammarian pedantry, spectral flatulence, osculation via rosaceae, feline scatology, and a superannuated missive mission with a soupçon of thespian flair. 

Blessed be those who hearkened to our auricular meshugas this autumn eterne.

May we remain ever your humble servants,

Madam Aläis & Sir Dùghlas

Other discussion topics* may include:

- Roleplaying  (totally nonsexual)

- The easy to avoid pitfalls of mogwai and Uncrustables

- A very manly bath night (possibly nonsexual)

- Oompa Loompas, Hanson, and more Lord of the Rings mythology

- How handsome, financially stable, and appropriately shaven Intern Sean is

*"Other discussion topics" this week provided by Intern Sean

Like Roberto Esquivel Cabrera's American Girl Doll-sized penis, which is actually mostly foreskin, this episode of Going Terribly is mostly It Went Terribly. Let us regale you with tales of how Alice's second favorite band disappointed her and how giant penises have disappointed us all.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Law & Order butt plates

- A breakdown of favorite time traveling movies and how Queen Elizabeth II was alive during them all

- How Miss Piggy became the world's most famous side of bacon

- A great wrist injury story, which surprisingly has nothing to do with Mr. Cabrera

- From Chocolates to Sex Toys: A Choose Your Own Advent-ure Calendar

On the heels of a wicked Pranksgiving hangover, Doug and Alice discuss gentler, milder topics such as feng shui, American Girl Dolls, tax-free groceries, local filmmakers, and the timeless tunes of Tom Jones. 

Really?

Yeah, but no, not really.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pent up Bible dudes

- How to summon your pet Predator

- When 32 inches is too small and when it's way too much

- Cannibalistic restaurant mascots

- Possible B&J regrets. And if that seemed dirty to you, read it again, ya perv.

Release the Piecaken! It's Thanksgiving week, and Doug and Alice have crankstaken the shenanigans up to 11. Gird your sirloins for some long and uncomfortable ASMR, as well as a biblical digression about seed-spilling. Talk about Wanksgiving, amirite?

Then tune into YouTube on Wednesday for Going Terribly's PRANKSGIVING VIDEO SPECIAL in which Doug and Alice take the best parts of Thanksgiving -- the food and the loved ones -- and add a dash of poonkin spice. Seven households (some more alike in dignity than others) face off in a Showcase Showdown with abominable concoctions at Chez Doug.

So grab a Dranksgiving and celebrate Colin Hanksgiving with the hosts who Pranksgiveth and the hosts who Prankstaketh away.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The allure of discount grocery lighting

- Onanism: The sexiest part of the Bible?

- The gravitational pull and irresistible comfort of a pet bed

- Learning how to bail out a murderer. You know, just in case.

- Dougnuts

In honor of Pranksgiving next week, Alice and Doug share their best, wholesome prank stories that may or may not involve knights, potatoes, grand larceny, douching, flaccidity, tickling, butterballs, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and fomentation of insurrection via social media.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Contact Death

- Contact Death 2: Electric Deathaloo

- Contact Death 3: Potato Storm

- Contact Death 4: Moms Gone Wild

- In retrospect, there should have been a fifth Contact Death instead of so much talking about Hanson