Sometimes, you just gotta start out an episode by making juvenile fart noises with your hands. You certainly don't have to continue the rest of the episode like that, but what can we say, we're just gems like that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How gymnastics can improve or infuriate your black cat

- Gallagher's fruit smashing, brother suing journey into our hearts

- Why you should be watching EPIX...from two people who've never seen EPIX

- Which food would you want to bear your favorite celebrity's name?

- This is the day to give your own feet some love. No, really.

Going Terribly is a true crime podcast now. Doug watches a ton of Forensic Files, Disappeared, and Killer Couples (who knew?), and Alice was recently trapped in a car for 9 hours and listened to the entire first season of the Cold podcast (not against her will), so obviously, this whole episode is a grisly dramatization of Ashley Judd's 1999 film, Double Jeopardy. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to found a college. Or, wait, that should say find. Or....hold on. Which one did we mean?

- Olympic withdrawal, featuring speed bowling and dizzy golf

- Safety or Nachos: Life's difficult decisions

- An explanation of the game Stratego by someone who doesn't remember how to play the game Stratego

- Just how "bumpin'" is Omaha?

August is upon us, which means National Ice Cream Month is over. Join Doug and Alice as they pick up the shards of their shattered existence by conquering their childhood fears of killer clowns, anxiety dreams, lyrical abstraction, catfishing scams, and sitting on one's nuts.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Incredibly beautiful songs about infidelity

- Martha Stewart, hot pink buildings, and other pretty fine pieces

- Boxers vs. Briefs: A New Debate

- Terrifying movies, such as Beethoven

- If you started a company, how would you pronounce its name? ... Or would you?

Was the Lindbergh Baby ever found? Are the humanoid races from Lord of the Rings still considered "humans" like we're considered humans? Are Counting Crows lyrics actually deep, or are they only deceptively deep? 

And does "deceptively deep" mean something is shallower than it seems or deeper than it seems? (There IS a right answer to this...)

All these questions and more in this episode where Doug and Alice show off how much they don't know about anything.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An examination of sitcom preferences

- How too much buffet food can keep your car from moving

- Television repair obliviousness

- Storks. Just lots of storks.

In this fast-paced episode, Alice and Doug go *bang zoom* straight to the moon and back with musings on Hogwarts houses, reality dating shows, and sex work destigmatization. Doug also creates some predictive text fortune cookies (in bed), and Alice intricately details the obscure, niche world of international collegiate muggle quidditch.

Honestly, are any of those words even real?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pink panthers, chocolate frogs, and Twix kittens

- Sexy Beasts and Where to Find Them, by JK Rawring

- Rob Thomas and also the other Rob Thomas

- The sexy adventures of Remington Rock and Dick Crocker

- Conjoined Toilets and Rotisserie Chicken: A Going Terribly Guide to Romance

You guys, this episode is adorable. Chock-full of puns, callbacks, and wholesomely embarrassing stories about Doug macing someone in the face and Alice almost drowning in a pool. Bonus Words With Nerds: Pronunciation Edition and a *Giveaway* entailing mac 'n cheese and nudie pics. 

Oh wait, adorable? I mean, deplorable...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Cats and the silent treatment: a lesson in futility

- The impossibility and inevitability of having one's belt loop caught on a door handle

- One-handed amateur cancer screenings

- Some really uncomfortable stuff about "edging"

- Sunday is National Ice Cream Day. It is very important that you know that.

It's our 40th episode, and we simply MUST revisit the wiping debate again. After all, it (i.e., “going,” e.g., either #1 or #2) is the namesake of the podcast. 

Other discussion topics may include: 

- A celebration of Elena Cabins, the forgotten 1970s star 

- Spelling bee d-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-o-n 

- A blown up case of the Mandela Effect that might be full of hot air 

- The time William Shakespeare blatantly ripped off Roald Dahl 

- Do you REALLY need to wash your hands after you pee? No, I mean REALLY?

Once upon a Tuesday dreary, while I floundered, weak and weary,

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the hot June weather;

Skyline, you're ain't all that.

Additional discussion topics may include:

- An emotional pilgrimage to the jungle. Kinda.

- How to replace your window AC unit with high end surround sound

- Multiplication table learning tips! No, really!

- Ball pits, squid ink, chili shockers...which of these things did we taste?

- A lit bit of that hard p

A terribly adorable episode in which Alice and Doug talk about wholesomely themed parties, friendly insects, giant cozy blankies, nostalgic reality stars, and a wedding reception on Uranus. What?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A jacket full of Stovetop...misunderstanding or brilliant invention?

- Competitive bouquet catching

- Vanna White's spin-off series "Turning That D"

- Are we all just characters inside childhood Alice's dream?

- Just remember, folks. You wipe what you squeeze.

How to describe this week's episode... It's intimately illuminating and oddly philosophical...yet also terribly irreverent and straight-up gross. What, that sounds like all our episodes? Yeah, I was afraid of that. 

All right, you know what? We're all adults. You can handle it. 

We talk about how we wipe, okay? Yeah. It's flipping fascinating.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to fail at donating blood

- The return of the menstrual cup

- Blood trunks...which may or may not be poop related

- Spoonerisms...which are not roop pelated at all

- The proper time to oil a squeaky door (a fluid that's NOT bodily...so there!)