Going Terribly

Do y'all remember auralexisynchronocity? The word that Alice made up referring to the phenomenon of hearing a word and reading it at the same time? How often does it happen to you?! If a lot, then shouldn't the word become official? If not a lot, does the world just revolve around Alice?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Where is the most surprising place you've matriculated?

- Blood from places you'd rather not see blood

- Everyone's favorite TV Game Show: Sad Dog or Old Emphysema Man

- How conservative is *too* conservative when it comes to paper towels?

- Beneficial milk jug poop

Is there anything in this whole wide world that is worse than burning your mouth on hot food?

Other discussion topics may include:

- What to do when garlic knots flip you the bird

- Do you really want to live forever? Forever?

- Weird sexual snake stuff

- A Hall of Fame for stones and dinner breads

- Hafshafhashfasshashaffashashfaahash

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be about the same as the last.

Join our perennial New Year's guests, Jason & Candi Vincent, for games, performances, and a whole lotta Dick [Clark] jokes ;)

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to hold your favorite corpse together using ordinary household tape

- Cerebral umbilical cords

- Brad Pitt cutting up people for vultures

- Promise rings, kidney donations, road trip boiled eggs, and other major life changes

- Jimmy Carter's fantasy coffins

Is this the episode that leads to us getting whacked? Like, off? The one where we inadvertently stumble into a centuries-long conspiracy involving the Mob, and trigonometry, and commedia dell'arte, and are never heard from again? Stay tuned...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to tell how much guacamole is in your DNA

- The Venn Diagram of clowns, mobsters, and soda marketing execs is far too tight*

- Floods of artificial oyster flavor

- Giggle burps, and the citric acid flashbacks they may invoke

- What does alcohol taste like without alcohol?

*But you didn't hear that here

Give a hearty HO HO HO to our special guest: King of the Food Court, Llama with the Drama, Lover of Christmas, ANDY JONES! Gifts and games and merriment ensue.

And a special treat for you all: alternative episode titles!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How long should it take a fictional character to forget their father was murdered?

- Synchronicity vs. Coinkidinkity

- Eff, Marry, Kill: Christmas Edition. Kinda.

- Has Tim Allen been inside us all along?

- A Manhattan teacher gets stalked by a mobster...and other feel-good Christmas movies

There are a lot of porny puns in this one! You're welcome :)

Other discussion topics may include:

- The generous way to be the stranger danger for a kid during the holidays

- An examination of food holidays that aren't presidentially sanctioned

- Dangers of using nougat for sexual purposes

- The strange (DEADLY?!!?!) allure of Hawaii during Eruption Season

- Is it okay to pre-freeze a cow's bucket, so to speak?

We talk books. Both the moral and ethical kind, but also the outdated, pee-stained, bathroom readers kind.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How enjoying a nice flatbread can get you speared in the gut

- Jill Diligence: Baptist nurse/wordy cookbook author

- What is your favorite flavor of rigmarole?

- Life tips, such as "Don't give a shark to a toddler, or vice versa"

- Did the tomb smell?

You know what's great? 

A really, really, great sandwich.

And killing many birds with one stone.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Omniscient phone calendars

- Learning how to plow corn to appease your favorite celebrity

- Strap-on video game controllers

- How to tell your iPhone you're leaving them for an Android

- Fictitious scientific studies on haggis hushpuppies, clogging toilets, and the legendary icesquito

Did you know gefilte fish is the second most popular Thanksgiving meat? Join us for more fish-related games and trivia, as well as a special fishy guest: THE RED HERRING!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The undeniable allure of a basketball referee's whistle

- What is your favorite hard drug to use as a pizza topping?

- Speaking to God while standing in the bathtub

- Celebrating the innovative tech company Tinyflaccid

- O Little Town of Turfelteham: Jesus's favorite Thanksgiving park

Doug and Alice went to Nashville for Alice's birthday, and of course Alice had to f*ck around and find out if Krystal is superior to White Castle. Oh she's gonna get an earful when she returns home.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hitting up botanical gardens and destroying hot tubs like celebrities

- How much wood would Woodcheek cheek if Woodcheek was Cheekwood?

- Why your art should always wear sunscreen

- What is the statute of limitations on jaywalking? And can one make a citizens' arrest?

- TRAINS!!!