Going Terribly

If all of our episode titles didn't have to strictly follow (split infinitive FTW!) the "Two Peas in a Pod" format, we'd call this one "In Loaf and Breadsketball."

Get cozy as we riff on dough balls, the NRA (the NBA one), and the etymological legacy of Hitler's Germany.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A well bred breadth of breaded bread

- The professional wrestling legacy of Millard Fillmore

- How to correctly and incorrectly pronounced a lot of words...though you'll have to figure out which is which

- A joke that would make the Beach Boys regret ever singing a note

- Queens of Goths, Legends of Zelda, and Moppers of Floors

To Alice on Her 37th Birthday... That movie allusion FINALLY makes sense!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Listen, it's Alice's birthday. You don't need any other reasons to listen to this episode. It's her freaking birthday. Be a pal and listen. She's pretty awesome. 

[This shameless plea brought to you by Doug, Intern Sean, and Alfredo]

It's November, and you know what that means. It's the season of food and togetherness, paranoid Covid scares, reinforcing of gender roles, and figuring out once and for all, what the heck happened to that guy from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. You know, that lead singer guy.

Other discussion topics may include:

- NPR vs. Australia: The Great War of 2020

- A celebration of the world's #2 #2 museum

- The joy of an artificially purple dog and the concern over a naturally purple dog

- Fantasy basketball drafts vs. Beauty pageants: a very shallow analysis

- Eggy farts and potato salad poop. You know, the classy stuff.

Halloween is upon us, and so is Kevin Roach. BOOM.

Alternative title ideas for this episode:

Three Zombie Abe Lincolns in a Body Swap Killer Movie

Frightening, right?

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Virgin sacrifices

- Jarred up brains

- Chainsaws to the head

- Tentacle monster sex

- You know, good, wholesome holiday content

Digital Dynamo Josh Weiland is back to plug our annual 24-Hour Extra Life livestream where we sit on our asses and play video games all day for charity! Doug also masterminded the most inscrutable word/phonetics game of all time, and we share our shoplifting stories. Come on. Everybody's got one. Or two in Alice's case...

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Canada, Blu-Rays, and other made up commodities

- What is YOUR moneymaker? Your face? Your butt? Your dirty, dirty digits?

- Grand murder charges and the in-demand janitorial jobs that follow

- Daylight Saving Time: Producing confusion and dissension since 1918

- Life hack: Using car accidents and childbirth as excuses to crapshoot yourself

WE HAVE A GUEST! WE HAVE A GUEST! 

After 26 guest-less episodes, we reverse the curse with our most Royal King of the Food Court, the Emperor of Ice Cream, the Llama's Pajamas: ANDY JONES! Come learn about piezometric surfaces. It'll change your life.

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Everything's bigger in Texas. Except the fungus.

- An outright declaration of war on Charlie's Grandpa Joe

- Nostalgic tales of the West Club Indiana Squirrel Nut Zippers Festival

- Canadian friends: Are they ever real? Has Canada even been proven to exist?

- The unique flavor profiles of tapeworm, cottonseed, and stallion semen

For the second greatest moment of synchronicity in Going Terribly history (the first being 16:08 in Episode 13), check out 23:06 in this here episode, which is dedicated to September ending, funky ones, and dookies.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Grocery store family dramas

- The downfalls of lying to your bathroom scale

- Ghost Writer vs. Wishbone vs. Lambchop: Which is which? Does anyone know?!

- "Lick the bowl clean" is a really gross sounding phrase out of context

- A history of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's good song music

Thursday is International Podcast Day, and this week's short but sweet episode is full of neato-torpedo audio-didactic trivia...like how the ancient Romans invented indie filmmaking and how Thomas Edison's first sound recording was actually an episode of King of the Hill.

- An umbrella repurposing life hack that could change your world forever

- Which birds are actually birds?

- Detailed instructions on how to use Chapstick

- What is the Romans' greatest invention? The first sewer system? Or bravery?

- Peter Pipers, disrobed poops, and other Eye Candy

Aaarrr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Turn yar rudder to thy chosen auricular device, and harken to the dulcet tones of Rear Admiral Douglas Redbeard and Shen the Scaly Scaliwag, as they regale you with tales of wet cakes, venomous caterpillars, and male sirens of the 1990s and their acronymic legacy. 'Twill be the greatest seafarin' adventure of the Seven Realms!

Oh, it's not International Talk Like a Pirate Day anymore? Well...booty.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to manually empty out a dog

- A bunch of bands you've never heard of because they don't exist

- Brilliant pitches to Stephen King and/or Disney's Pixar

- Toilet paper based capitalism

- Alfredo and the Bathtub Toenail Adventures

Just a plain old average episode coming your way with no trivia games or milestone celebrations or surprise presents of any kind... 

Other discussion topics may include: 

- The desire to pee across the midwest. And Arizona.

- Dropping lots of names, knowledge, and thunder 

- Toilet paper socks: not what you'd think...or exactly what you'd think? 

- How much would YOU pay to see 2011's best American restroom? 

- Gerard Depardieu eating a raw potato like an apple, or something like that