Episode 20!

How Do You Human

This is episode rips. From taken offense to the accuracy of social media ads to  the boys bonding over their love of cleaning only to discover that Rauce bathes his dogs naked and now nothing will ever be the same. We welcome our first guest ever, the Chicken Parm Prince himself, Moe DeWitt! Moe shares on everything from being a a Dad to replacing Rauce with a hologram…which Joel is still considering. There’s plenty in ep 20, enjoy! 

Pimple Hips

Episode nineteen! Rauce and Joel try to remember the 10 Commandments and discover they’re on opposite sides in the final battle between Swifties and Beyoncé fans. We finally find out how Rauce’s Grandma flirts and the boys predict a future without sitcoms, R.I.P. smoking twins. We find out who has pimples on his hips and does slippery jumping jack’s…it’s not Nico or Joel. Enjoy! 

Episode 18!

Rauce went to his first pediatrician interview for his soon to be born child and it couldn’t have been weirder. That got the whole crew recounting their own pediatrician trips from back in the day. Rauce also explains who he thinks would be best at Circumcising, also learned some stats about the whole procedure globally.  Two astronauts are stuck in space and no one is really talking or even caring about it. Rauce opens up about how he is really bad at voices.

Episode 17 

The boys recount Rauce getting warned at Medieval Times for being an idiot over the weekend. Shout out to Blue Knight for the victory. Still dont like that Black and White Knight. Great weekend of Olympics had Rauce calling his very patriotic mom to get her Red white blue on. The Algerian female boxer is starting conversations and this podcast continues exactly that. 90’s movie’s just hit different and the boys want to figure why. Lastly, Rauce and his wife painted the nursery and would you bieleve it? He got emotional.

Episode 16!

So let’s start off by saying that Olivia (Rauce’s pregnant wife) is ok! Yay! Bad news? That was the absolute worst feeling. Great news? Word on the street is that this is one of the best episodes.  From Deadpool and Wolverine to THE GREATEST HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (HOTD). Rauce went down to his hometown Naples FL for a gig at their club and ran into someone going through a break up which got him thinking about how awful to the point of crazy laughing they really are. Rauce goes on and buys the biggest “want” purchase of his 35 year old life……it’s a couch and putting it together came with a little bit of his blood. Also since it is me (Rauce) id like to take back that poor video game take. Thats a good “want” purchase. Enjoy!

EP 15!

While Rauce celebrates turning 35 over the weekend Renedo was with Jack Sparrow at a florida spring drinking gatorade. You never know a life changing moment and for Rauce it was his first cheese stick. Also over the weekend, Rauce worked a wild 7-11 gig. The RNC was off the charts with Hulk Hogan. Joe Biden stepping down got the guys thinking about leaving and quitting jobs in the past and does anybody else think about how high school parties went a little too hard?

Episode 14!

Rauce and Joel  dive into their feelings about the show "House of the Dragon." They know its awesomeness but admit they're completely lost when it comes to the litterally everything. Rauce had his co-ed baby shower, which came with emotions that were expected cause is an overall soft individual. Trying to get ahead of the game- Rauce gets his Wife's top 5 (ish) things he cannot say when she starts to give birth. Enjoy!

Episode 13

What is the funniest thing you’ve seen at a live event go absolutely wrong? Well Rauce was semi apart of one of those moments that broke into the Mt Rushmore of the magic of live entertainment going south. Special guest Kevin Dean gets called on for sharing his story. The boys are obligated to bring up the Florida heat since it hurts to go outside these days. Even thow god is watching.Shirt swimmers get brought up and they are loved and understood.......Rauce once again brings up and updates us about the parenthood journey and how dude's would deal with being pregnant. Its not good. Hold onto your butts- then keep holding them cause it feels good. 

Episode 12!

Ep 12

What a weekend the boys had! Fresh off of going viral from  singing “You are like us” to Drake, the gang comes back with a banger of an episode. Rauce has some feeling about the debate and boy does Joel have jokes about it. We even had to hold another funeral. Renedo kinda probably didn’t meet a celebrity athlete and makes us all share some Shaq stories. Then we get really serious about replacing kickers in the NFL with dogs. Lastly another update about Rauce’s wife Olivia and her experience with the third trimester. Here we go. On Blue. HIKE 

Ep 11

Rauce expresses why he doesn’t deserve nice things and before you feel bad for him …he may have a point. How bad will people’s sense of direction get? How bad is it already? Joel comes to the defense of horses (shout out Chester). The boys come out and have a straight up funeral for Drake over what happened to him. You know, the Kendrick concert. Rauce also brings up an idea that has him convinced that inflation would be a thing of the past. It’s a hoot!