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The boys are back talking Valentine’s Day recaps, Winter Olympics medal counts (Team USA sitting at 19 👀), and The Simpsons giving The Pitt an 800th episode shoutout. It’s officially Fish Sandwich Season in Pittsburgh, we revisit a legendary Hines Ward Batman moment.

Corndick of the Week brings wild turkeys terrorizing delivery drivers, a Sydney steakhouse scam involving a strategically placed armpit hair, and a talking AI teddy bear that got way too comfortable giving knife and match advice. Brother in Arms features LSU’s Jake Brown’s outrageous home run celebration, “smart underwear” that tracks your farts for science, and Logan Paul casually setting a $16.5 million Pokémon card world record. Plus Gear Grinders and an all-time unhinged “What Would Greenfield Do” segment.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest, the crew recaps the Seahawks taking down the Patriots 29–13 in the Super Bowl and debates whether anyone is still watching the Winter Olympics. The Pittsburgh Scanner was quiet, so it basically turned into Gary’s personal therapy session via voicemail — and the guys are begging for more callers to step up.

Then it’s time for Corndick of the Week, and somehow things escalate fast: a woman who liquefies her meals and snorts them, aggressive Wisconsin turkeys terrorizing a neighborhood, and a Maryland paramedic allegedly turning his workplace into a crime scene of bodily fluid.

Brother in Arms brings some redemption with a die-hard NFL fan breaking two Guinness World Records, a long-lost class ring returned after 44 years, a guy making $32K a year scooping dog poop, and an 86-year-old Englishman fined for spitting out a leaf — who responded by calling an officer a “silly boy.”

Plus: Gear Grinders and a round of “What Would Greenfield Do?” featuring gold bars, kidney-stone diamonds, public reading rules, and some wildly unfortunate anatomy hypotheticals.

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The boys are finally back after a couple weeks off and there’s no easing into it. They celebrate six years of the show, shout out the sponsors who’ve kept the lights on, and invite everyone to come hang out for Bar Bingo at the Butler Street Derby while Pittsburgh continues doing what it does best: turning bad weather into a spectator sport. From Yinzers skiing down Pig Hill to a guy tying a rope to a car and street-skiing near Forbes, the snowstorm chaos sets the tone.

Things only get wilder as the crew dives into nonstop Steelers madness, including a brutal loss to the Texans, Mike Tomlin’s departure, a full leadership reset, and Greenfield Mike stepping in as head coach. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers as always with potholes swallowing cars, misplaced bathroom nose candy, paranormal groping accusations, and neighborhood parking wars. Add in unhinged voicemails, corndick of the week, uncomfortable dating stats, invisible art selling for real money, leaked celebrity DMs, fantasy football punishments in freezing temps, hotboxed Colorado towns, and the most brutal high school football stat line imaginable — and you’ve got another perfectly unhinged episode that could only happen in Pittsburgh.

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The Steelers are officially your AFC North Champions for the first time since our very first episode in January 2020, and the boys are fired up. We break down the 26–24 win over the Ravens, the missed kick that sealed it, the priest blessing the field before kickoff, and what the upcoming Wild Card matchup against the Texans might look like.

Then it’s full chaos as we dive into the Pittsburgh Scanner—found firearms in Garfield, a hammered parent causing havoc in Squirrel Hill, and a stray cat feud getting way too serious on Mount Washington. Corndick of the Week delivers everything from the Jets setting an all-time embarrassing NFL record to Antarctica book-spoiler violence, rising fear of nature, and the wildest list of things doctors pulled out of people in 2025. We wrap with a true Brother in Arms story about a Long Island golfer breaking a Guinness World Record for charity, plus some classic What Would Greenfield Do debates that spiral exactly how you’d expect.

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The boys are out this week so E.T. put together a compilation. See you all next week and Happy New Year!

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🎄 Merry Christmas from Greenfield’s Finest! 🎄
The boys are back with a full-on Christmas episode, breaking down a wild holiday week in Pittsburgh and beyond. We kick things off with Steelers talk after the 29–24 win over the Lions, the internet yelling “rigged,” and DK Metcalf’s two-game suspension after confronting a fan — plus what that means heading into Browns and Ravens matchups. We also celebrate a legendary Pittsburgh moment as the Western Pennsylvania Sports Museum is officially renamed the Franco Harris Sports Museum on the anniversary of the Immaculate Reception.

Then it’s straight into holiday chaos with the Pittsburgh Scanner: a Grinch property manager mad about homeless outreach downtown, a stolen Christmas tree in Marshall-Shadeland, and a Greyhound station hooch situation that got way out of hand. Corndick of the Week delivers a Christmas miracle as Jake Paul finally gets knocked out, Ice Spice sparks red carpet controversy, a man in an elf costume almost gets banned from Santa, and a dog somehow shoots its owner. Brother in Arms brings heart, laughs, and insanity with a diver surviving five days underwater, a mom weaponizing Photoshop to make her kid bathe, and a Sopranos craft services fun fact that’ll make you hungry.

We wrap it all up with Christmas-themed What Would Greenfield Do? — Santa truth trauma, best and worst Christmas movies, and weird family traditions. Pour some eggnog, sit back, and enjoy a very Pittsburgh Christmas episode. 🎅🎄

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The boys are back after a snowy Pittsburgh week where the plows were missing, cars were sliding, and chaos felt inevitable. We break down the Steelers’ solid 28–15 win over the Dolphins, then dive straight into the Pittsburgh Scanner with bootleg Steelers merch being sold out of a box truck downtown and a legendary Burger King moment on East Carson involving flying cheeseburgers.

Corndick of the Week delivers peak nonsense, from a DoorDash driver caught pepper-spraying someone’s food “because of a spider,” to In-N-Out retiring order number 67, NASCAR executives roasting their own fans in leaked texts, and Michael Jordan taking the whole sport to court. Brother in Arms brings everything from a naked guy working out at Planet Fitness, 50 Cent choosing ABC so inmates can watch his Diddy takes, GameStop accepting taxidermy animals for store credit, and Andy Dick doing Andy Dick things. We wrap it all up with Gear Grinders and some truly unhinged What Would Greenfield Do questions, including Bitcoin vs lottery tickets and the most cursed poop math you’ve ever heard.

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We’re back after a week off, and the boys kick things off by catching up on Thanksgiving, football misery, and why Steelers fans were booing during “Renegade.” We break down the loss to the Bills, the bounce-back win over the Ravens, Tomlin addressing the “Fire Tomlin!” chants. Then it’s on to this week’s matchup with the Dolphins before diving head-first into a brand-new batch of Pittsburgh Scanner insanity—featuring a cone-headed pedestrian, a mailman menaced by a raccoon, and a full-blown liquor-store raccoon blackout.

From there we roll into Corndick of the Week: Kim K’s low-activity brain scan, Tokyo’s smart toilets that forgot how to flush, Ric Flair accusing Hulk Hogan of dying from street drugs, Oxford naming “rage bait” the term of the year, and Tara Reid claiming she was drugged after a rough night at a hotel bar. Then, in Brother in Arms, we cover everything from the world’s biggest fossilized Viking turd to the oldest “your mom” joke, Dick Van Dyke turning 100, and one Texas man who celebrated his divorce with giant glitter signs on his lawn.

After a quick break we hit Gear Grinders, then wrap it up with “What Would Greenfield Do?”—from Black Friday war stories to the drinking games everyone should know.

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The boys were shoveling snow this week so her is a compilation.

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