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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast we’ve got special guest comedian Matt Light hanging with the boys. Z-Bird breaks down his week of standup and Burgh Bus chaos before we dive into the Steelers’ loss to the Seahawks, James Harrison being spotted riding the escalator like a regular Yinzer, and why social media is ruining player comradery. We also take a detour into Danny DeVito’s wild coke story about Arnold Schwarzenegger, and—because we’re mature adults—reminisce about seeing our first boobs on TV and figuring out the art of “self-discovery.” Oh, and in peak Pittsburgh fashion, someone on Craigslist is offering cash for a wedding crasher armed with eggs.

From there we hit Corndick of the Week, with Tom Brady announcing his big comeback—not to the NFL, but to a flag football tournament in Saudi Arabia featuring Gronk, Tyreek Hill, Saquon Barkley, and Kevin Hart hosting. In Brother in Arms, we look back at a Florida man who survived a hang gliding nightmare after realizing mid-air he wasn’t strapped in. We also break down a Publishers Clearing House winner getting cut off after cashing $3 million, a Disneyland firework gone wrong, and MrBeast taking a gut punch from Mike Tyson. As always, we wrap with “What Would Greenfield Do?”—like who’d crush a tough mudder, biggest celebs we’ve met, and what Pittsburgh really needs.

All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast.

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The boys are back and riding high after the Steelers edged out the Jets 34–32 on a 60-yard Boswell kick. Rodgers had some spicy words for his old team, we’re talking predictions for the Seahawks matchup, and Pittsburgh got a little less golden with the WDVE sign coming down. Over on the scanner, raccoons are risking it all on the power lines, a Home Depot bathroom beatdown broke out, and two guys in East Liberty almost stripped down mid-argument.

Then it’s time for Corn Dick of the Week—featuring an “anal rail gun” MRI mishap, a drunk Canadian joyriding in a Barbie Jeep, Tuco from Breaking Bad getting arrested, and a college football player who thought mom and dad’s checkbook would cover a $270K boat robbery. Plus, we break down the survey that says Rogan listeners are officially a dating red flag. Brother in Arms brings Druski in white face at NASCAR, a breakdancing tax protestor, Japan’s robo-suits for the elderly, and one wholesome tennis ball handoff. We wrap it up with Gear Grinders and “What Would Greenfield Do?”—mascot suits, mystery drinks, and the eternal Pittsburgh battle: potholes or snow shoveling.

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The boys are back and Z-Bird is celebrating a huge milestone—10 years sober! John even surprised him with a Cameo from undercover legend Joe Pistone, aka Donnie Brasco. From there, it’s all Pittsburgh chaos: Kennywood’s 21+ nights are officially canceled after too many fights, parents and kids are brawling outside Clayton Academy, a crossing guard calls in about a kid refusing school, and someone in Larimer needs the cops to kick their grass guy off the lawn.

Then it’s on to the wild stuff: a Polish millionaire steals a hat from a kid at a tennis match, Will Smith fakes his crowds with A.I., and Rampage Jackson’s son Raja goes off-script at a wrestling show, breaking a guy’s jaw. Brother in Arms brings us dating drama with 9 kids, cops apologizing for clowning on adult toys, The Rock slimming down into “The Pebble,” and a German dude who somehow kept a WWII tank in his basement. The boys wrap things up with Gear Grinders and some big “What Would Greenfield Do?” hypotheticals, like stealing autographs from kids, saving your top three items in an explosion, and bringing back a long-lost Pittsburgh bar for one more week.

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We know a lot of you count on having new episodes ready for your morning commute, and with the new setup our Wednesday release time has been a little all over the place. To fix that, we’re going to keep filming Tuesday nights, but starting now episodes will drop every Thursday at 6 AM sharp. This gives Eagle Tits more time to polish things up and guarantees the show comes out consistently on time every week. We appreciate you rolling with us and we think you’ll enjoy the steady schedule moving forward.

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This week the boys are joined by special guest Johnny Pittsburgh, and things get wild fast. The crew breaks down the Steelers’ win over the Panthers, Shilo Sanders getting cut for throwing hands, and Kenny Pickett already packing his bags for team number four. Back home, the Millvale Hardee’s shuts its doors after 52 years, and Pittsburgh’s scanner delivers absolute chaos—from raccoon street fights to naked fugitives to sword-wielding dudes dancing in Shadyside.

From new dating terms like “Shrekking,” to Cracker Barrel’s questionable logo change, to a girl in China selling her boyfriend into a scam compound, the guys cover it all. Brother in Arms highlights a kid who tried to start his own country and Christian Bale’s massive foster-care project. Plus—burnt ribeye steaks on the highway, underrated Steelers debates, and the all-important question: how many raccoons could you realistically fight barehanded?

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The Steelers took a tough playoff loss to the Bucs, but rookie Will Howard is winning hearts by turning down big-money endorsements to focus on proving himself in Pittsburgh. Meanwhile, the South Side’s biggest clock got a fresh Iron City makeover, and the scanner was busy as ever with pantsless drunks, watermelon heists, and people trying to collect paychecks from jobs they don’t have.

From Putin’s poop suitcase to a woman finally saying “yes” after 43 proposals, we dive into some truly bizarre headlines. The guys debate Howard Stern’s infamous “Buttaface Contest,” laugh about Tommy Fleetwood’s lucky fly assist, and react to Sydney Sweeney’s Super Bowl promise, Jamie Lee Curtis’ internet-breaking video, and a woman who pooped her way into United Airlines history. Plus, the fellas close things out with Brother in Arms, Gear Grinders, and the always-chaotic “What Would Greenfield Do?”

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The boys are in the building! The Steelers took down the Jaguars 31-25 in the preseason, but the real jaw-dropper was Jags kicker Cam Little booting a 70-yard field goal—the longest in preseason history. We’re breaking down Will Howard’s busted pinky, the All-American Rejects throwing a surprise concert at a Robinson Sheetz, and the mysterious “Dormont Samurai” strutting around with a sword, shield, and cape. Plus, Pittsburgh Scanner gold: exploding oxygen tanks in Carrick, porch pirates swiping doorbells, and egg assaults in the Hill District.

From there, it’s a full-on Corndick buffet—Heinz rolling out a ketchup smoothie, “breast milk” ice cream selling out instantly, and a Denmark zoo stocking up on rabbits, ponies, and guinea pigs for their lions. We’ve also got a radioactive wasp nest, dildo-smuggling crypto bros, parents ditching their kid at an airport, and some Brother in Arms wins: UFC’s massive Paramount+ deal, Gary Sinise taking 1,000 kids of fallen soldiers to Disneyland, and the Beer Mile world record. We close it out with Gear Grinders and the big questions—grossest thing you’ve seen on a plane, weird food combos that might actually work, and would you rather walk into a room with your own theme song or a laugh track? All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast!

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The boys are back in the bar! Steelers preseason kicks off Saturday night against the Jaguars—are we finally gonna see some sparks fly? Meanwhile, Mario Lemieux and his crew are trying to buy back the Penguins, but their $1 billion bid might not be enough. Over in Penn Hills, someone hit the jackpot with a million-dollar scratch-off at the Giant Eagle on Frankstown Road.

The Pittsburgh Scanner was hot this week: a crate of ammo found in a dumpster, drivers throwing hands at a red light, a driveway hooker standoff, and a guy crushing beers in his truck while screaming at pedestrians. Elsewhere, doctors in Scotland are begging men to stop Botoxing their junk, Denmark's zoo wants your old pets to feed their lions, Jake Paul is suing people for calling his fights fake, and TSA had to remind folks not to hide turtles in their bras. England’s shrimp are on cocaine, a naked man wins $12K after getting caught on Google Street View, and someone tossed another giant green rubber dong onto the court at a WNBA game. All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast!

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This week on the podcast, the boys are fired up—Happy Gilmore 2 just dropped on Netflix, and Steeler Training Camp is in full swing. The team cut Cordarrelle Patterson, and Tomlin’s doing damage control. Back in the ‘Burgh, we’ve got a hill-climber on McKnight Road, lemonade entrepreneurs triggering Squirrel Hill snitches, and one local Brother In Arms who held a stranger’s hand after a crash until paramedics got there. Also, we give props to the first class of Pittsburgh’s Walk of Fame—and yes, we have thoughts on who should’ve made the cut.

Then it's time for the chaos: A Philly fan gets caught flickin’ the bean at Yankee Stadium, a pastor scams $3.4 million “because God told him to,” and A.I. is making LeBron pregnant (seriously). We debate if Mario and Peach are just “really good friends,” if we’d trust a porn site with our ID, and whether a boss’s coffee cup test makes him a genius or a corndick. Big shoutout to our Big Dick Tier members for keeping the lights on.

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This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, T.J. Watt secures a massive contract, J.J. Watt pretends he’s not jealous, and the Steelers drop some slick 1933 throwback uniforms. Meanwhile, the Pirates celebrate Mac Miller Night by getting blown out and officially becoming a losing franchise—cheers to history! Over on the scanner, someone’s smoking mystery cigs off the ground in Oakland, another person’s porch gun mysteriously vanishes, and a Liberty Ave lunatic is caught cold-clockin’ strangers downtown. Oh, and if you left your gym bag and your gun at Bar Louie—don’t worry, the staff found both.

We also dive into a Florida woman who bear maced a driver over a chicken, a Barbie-obsessed woman dropping six figures on plastic surgery, and monks in Thailand getting seduced and blackmailed out of millions. A firefighter floods a baseball field over a rogue foul ball, a union boss racks up strip club charges, and somehow Area 51 is still killing people with invisible diseases. Add in haunted dolls, skydiver disasters, and a grandma running a massive coke empire—and you’ve got yourself one hell of an episode of Greenfield's finest podcast.

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