Halfsies

Despite Reddit snarkers anticipating the break-up of country artist Zach Bryan and his Barstool Podcaster girlfriend, Brianna Chickenfry, the messy nature of how it finally went down STILL created a lot of frenzied conversation. Musician Loomis' rendition of the National Anthem joins the list of the worst versions of it ever sang. Jimmy John's introduces a scooped out pickle stuffed with Italian meats and it's bringing people to tears. The Most Prolific Catfish is hunted down in Northern Ireland and it's discovered that in his short 26 years of life he'd hoodwinked at least 3,500 very young girls into sending him explicit photos of themselves.

On The Afters: Google reviews left by Larries, Corrina Knopf's hefty OnlyFans earnings, the Timmothy Chalamet lookalike contest, and rants on rants

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New Best Worst Nation Anthem

“I fucked it up”

Totally real and not staged TMZ interview

“And the rockets were there”

Helen Mirren 

Helen Mirren says it is so had Kurt Cobain died when he did because he never got to see GPS

Zach Bryan and Brianna Chickenfy

Zach Bryan announced breakup

Brianna responds on Plan Bri

Zach and Brianna relationship timeline

Dave Portnoy says he never liked Zach and that he was weird and jealous

Zach Bryan doing cha cha dance (I saw a fan of his on Reddit saying he looks cute here)

Video of Zach Byan sleeping in a girl’s bed 10/19 or 10/20

The World’s Most Prolific Catfish Jailed For Life

64 seized devices snared child sex abuser

Picklewich

Jimmy John’s introduces the Picklewich, GM says that they’ve changed people’s lives. Customers have cried.

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Doja Stan Kicked out of M&G, recaps on Twitter

Girl stares down the competition at a livestock competition

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One Direction's Liam Payne passed away in Buenos Aires, a former Grey's Anatomy writer who faked cancer (and so much more) was aired out in a new Peacock documentary, Grimes talked to her fans on X about her current legal woes and feeling like a hostage.

On The Afters: Aspyn Ovard's former mother-in-law may be one of her biggest snarkers, Andrew Garfield on Chicken Shop Date, the cutlery drawer from hell, and access to our Discord.

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Election Bullshit 

Twitter thread explaining how Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are counting on Trump’s death so they can go through with their plan of taking over the country

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Liam Payne

One direction tribute

Simon Cowell Steps down

The lead up to his death

Liam Payne donated thousands of pounds to GoFundMe pages before death

Two hotel employees are under investigation for possibly supplying Liam with the drugs in the soap box

Grimes update

Elon has been using her IG posts against her

Anatomy of Lies

Elisabeth Finch apology

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Don’t watch Beyonce conspiracies before a general anaesthetic

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JoJo Siwa shows her extremely online side during an acceptance speech, Kanye West is sued by his former assistant for an alleged rape at a studio session with Diddy, UK's own Virginia McCullough stays calm while being arrested for the double murder of her parents, and Elon Musk is... such a bad dude.

On The Afters: Caroline Calloway's Hurricane Milton experience, Gary Peacock, Shein scorpios, and vulnerable venting

The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter merch

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Elon / Grimes Update

Tesla’s Optimus Robot is basically a puppet

Grimes sad post about parenting

Cybertruck insurance canceled by GEICO

JoJo

Jojo makes a joke about having to thank Beyoncé at the Independent Dance Awards

Kanye 

Kanye West is accused of drugging and raping former assistant at a studio session with Diddy

Kanye wanted to have sex with Bianca Censori’s mom in front of her

Virginia McCullough

Virginia McCullough arrest video

Details coming out about Virginia McCullough

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Alex Cooper

Trump calls Alex Cooper a dummy after her interview with Kamala

Kricketfelt accuses people of being jealous/hating on her for staying during Milton because she ha a concrete house

Kricketfelt’s house went under water

Last update from concrete house lady

Hubbard Inn update

Judge denies motion to dismiss the case against TikToker who accused Chicago eatery, Hubbard Inn, of allowing a security guard to manhandle her

Scott J. Taylor

Guy logs on to Twitter to say that he understands why men cheat on their wives after birth because he’s going through it with his wife 8 weeks postpartum. He’s chased off the Internet, but only because he was revealed to be on gay dating websites

Big Brother

An endearing conversation on Big Brother UK

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WHAT'S IN THE RUG? TikToker and Jonas Brothers fan Katie Santry went viral last week after a rug buried in her yard led to a police investigation, The Rizzler murdered his verse on an AJ and Big Justice track, Eminem's gonna be a grampie, and Jock Itch Joe got fired from his job at Goodwill for being too "well-endowed," amongst other things. Friend of the show Rob Schulte stands in for Tiff. Check out his pod Vanderpump Robs!

On this week's after show: Discussion about "The Substance," Garth Brooks allegations, and some tea.

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Hailie Jade

Slim Shady aka Grand Pappi

The Rizzler

The Rizzler is featured on an AJ and Big Justice track and has the best verse

“What’s in the rug?” RugTok

Katie Stantry’s original video about potential ghost activity in her office

The Columbus Dispatch reporter catches us up on the story right after the cadavers smelled something by the rug

A neighbor didn’t realize they were live-streaming and was heard telling the cops that Katie was making it up

The tree was replaced several times by the OG owners and this one was planted 3-5 years ago

Another creator who is familiar with TikTok Live video payouts explained that Katie’s video about the money being stolen from her account doesn’t make sense

Theory about the cops lying about finding something on the rug

Jock Itch Joe

Joe’s first video

Joe shares all the reasons why he can’t go to the hospital

Background on Joe’s card dealer parents, extended family, why he’s avoiding marriage, being well-endowed

Jock Itch Joe fears that he has HIV because he once dated a lesbian

Explainer on “Jock Itch Joe”

GuyNamedJoe1 goes viral after sharing that he’s trying to get an STD test before he starts at Goodwill

Joe worries that he can’t work at Goodwill without a medical evaluation

Joe feels comfortable talking about his fungal shell and now wants to share his back moles

Jock Itch Joe is fired from his job at Goodwill after one week

Joe is managing several girlfriends, his STD, and balding

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More Diddy allegations

Sean “Diddy” Combs hit with a wave of 120 new sexual assault allegations (including a minor as young as 9 years old)

“LA assistant” Thread

Thread of “two days as an assistant to an insane celebrity”

Mr. Prada

Overview on the potential situation

Did famous TikToker Mr. Prada murder his abuser/former therapist?

More questions after the former attorney for the deceased therapist says that Mr. Prada was not the same person who accused the doctor of molestation

Others

George Santos Diddy Guess Who?

Clive Davis and Nikki Haskel refuse to answer questions about Diddy after dinner at Cipriani Beverly Hills

“snoopy hates you btw”

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Lana Del Rey breaks the Internet by marrying her Bayou Baby in a surprise wedding ceremony, a scammy Bridgerton Ball goes viral, Ryan Murphy pays the Menendez family dust, and the Ladies Lounge in Australia is staying open!

On this week's after show: More P.Diddy updates, Logan Paul's baby, Elon Musk's FOMO meltdown, Molly's new favorite Reddit, access to our Patreon-only discord

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Bridgerton Ball Scam in Detroit

The Secret Cinema Bridgerton

Ryan Murphy

Ryan Murphy’s flippant response to the Menéndez Brothers statement regarding his new show “Monsters”

Menedez Brothers’ relatives make a statement

Ryan Murphy responds to Erik and Lyle’s family’s statement

Lana Del Rey gets married

Lana Del Rey and alligator boat tour captain Jeremy Dufrene marry in surprise ceremony

Fan interactions with Lana and Jeremy submitted to DeuxMoi

Fans discover Jeremy’s phobic, pro-Trump social media posts

Jeremy’s ex fiancé of 12 years makes a positive statement about the marriage

Ladies Lounge

Ladies lounge wins supreme court decision

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Bowen Yang as Moo Deng on SNL 50 Premiere

Disabled Mesa woman's political signs lightening up election

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Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy aka PD aka Love was arrested by the feds on sex trafficking, racketeering and RICO charges. OceanGate submarine goes to court. Olivia Munn and John Mulaney welcome a baby girl!

On the after show this week: Chicken wing talk, Mr. Beast gets sued AND launches a Lunchables alternative with Logan Paul and KSI.

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Olivia Munn and John Mulaney

Olivia Munn and John Mulaney welcome a new baby girl

Diddy

Diddy indictment (read in full here)

Ori Spado chimes in on Diddy being denied bail

Attorney Robert Sparks explains why the judge denied bail

Various CEOs who have stepped down after Diddy’s arrest

New Reporting: Drug abuse was a driving force in Diddy’s fall. Plus, a theory about why he grew into a sexual monster

Ashton Kutcher clip from Hot Ones, which has been removed from the episode

Baby oil warning (r/hygiene)

OceanGate Hearing

Scientist who worked on OceanGate talks about “media field day” amidst the sub going missing

Stockton Rush was reckless

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Conservative man face

Charlie Kirk has “freak ass Jim Carey face” aka “conservative man face”

Very Irish man

“I dream about slurry”

Vanderpump Edits

No Scrubs

Alfalfa 

Bug Hall, the actor who played Alfalfa in the Little Rascals movie, is crazy

He was arrested for huffing inhalants in 2020

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Taiwanese model and Pygmy hippo Moo Deng has captured the hearts of the chronically online, Dave Grohl announces his baby girl from outside of his marriage (lol), the politics of Taylor Swift, and the end of Britney Spears cutting Federline checks. Cap'n Scoot helped man the ship while Tiffany was taking in the PowerPoint and musical stylings of Azealia Banks. If you go to Connecticut, book a ride on her Thimble Island Boat Tour.

On this week's after show: Bridal MUA "The Key Look" missed some key social cues, Mormon Moms

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Adelson case (Molly’s trend) 

Donna Adelson on Wheel of Fortune

Moo Deng, queen and legend

Moo Deng intro and break down from Time Magazine

Moo Deng is not murderous 

Bennifer 3

Ben Affleck and J.Lo get lunch together with their kids

Dave Ghrol

Dave Ghrol posts that he cheated on his wife and had a baby with someone “outside of his marriage”

Info from DeuxMoi about how his wife Jordan is dealing with the news 

Dave Grohl’s relationship with ‘alt porn goddess’ revealed after he welcomes baby outside of marriage

Dave Grohl 'accused wife of flirting with hot tennis coach' before shock baby news

Taylor finally says “Travis”

Taylor Swift thanks Travis Kelce while accepting a VMA for the “Fortnight” video

Swiftologist discusses the Tayvoodoo effect on Katy Perry

US Open backlash - Can Taylor, a Democrat, be friends with Brittany Mahomes, a Republican?

Work bitch, Britney’s free from child support

Britney Spears’ son Jayden James turns 18, Kevin Federline’s Child Support Payments are ending

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Bonus

My wife suddenly has an increased sex drive toward me and I think it’s because of a celebrity crush

Jewelry pyramid scheme on tiktok 

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Tati Westbrook revealed her history of addiction, Kendrick Lamar was announced as the 2025 Super Bowl Halftime performer, prolific troll Nikacado reveals a shocking weight loss, the Cold War is BACK, baby!

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Kendrick 

Kendrick Lamar announces that he’ll be 2025 Super Bowl halftime show performer

Nikacadoavocado

YouTuber Nikacado posted prerecorded videos for 2 years and returned to the platform after a 250lb weight loss

Nikacado’s video

Tati 

Tati Westbrook reveals that she was addicted to drugs and ODed twice before going to rehab at 26

I’m sober… this is my story

The Cold War is back

World order 'under threat not seen since Cold War' according to CIA & MI6

Russian spy whale murdered

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New interviews with Jenn Soto from April 2024 released

Tattoos

Gen Alpha Tattoo Predictions

Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate responds to a guy on X re: his Italian speeding ticket (slide 18)

Making it in America

Nope Baby

Nope Baby, a Nepo Baby that bites back with teeth

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The case of Florida teenager Madeline Soto continues to unravel with her "step-father" Stephen Sterns in jail and her mother, Jenn Soto somewhere out of dodge. Christian Girl Autumn is back to end Brat Summer. Check fraud goes wild with the "Chase Unlimited Money Glitch."

On the after show this week: Salem, MA firetrucks get a new siren, Internet prankster Elijah Daniel met up with Grimes to create an Elon diss track, a woman plates a dinner for her boyfriend in jail

The Post Malone Round Table video

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Christian Girl Autumn

The creator of “Christian Girl Autumn” (Caitlin Covington) posts a video of herself “awakening” for the season

Chase Unlimited Money Glitch

A TikTok trend called “Chase Unlimited Money Glitch” took off and people are waking up to realize that they committed check fraud and are now in debt to the bank and could be criminally charged

Madeline Soto

TikTok user “Matt Thibodeau” has made a playlist that’s 120 parts (as of Sept 1st) that details the case and gives fair and generally unbiased updates

Breakdown of the Madeline Soto case

Case related PDFs, interviews, body cam, and videos

Madeline turned 13 a couple days before she died, her grandmother wouldn’t let Stephen come to the party

The roommates/rented rooms/apartment breakdown

Madeline took several medications (ADHD med, seroquel, et c.) that happened to be the same prescriptions that her mother took

Maddie was regularly taking Miralax

Stephen Sterns is arrested before Madeline is even found after police were able to find thousands and thousands of videos and pictures on his restored iPhone

3 key moments of Jennifer Sotos’ story fluctuating

“I knew Jenn in college” - Reddit post by someone who claims to have gone to college with Jenn sharing some insight on the kind of person Jenn was

Stephen’s parents claim that he spent his whole life lying to them

Tamagotchi subreddit and would often post his collection worth thousands

NSFW creator chimes in on Reddit with the reality of what Stephen Soto was doing with the 35,000 pics he had of Madeline

What could be Stephen Sterns motive for killing Maddie?

Stephen Soto was believed to be broke, but on his Reddit account, he was a regular in the 

Bizarre poem entered into evidence that appears to be written by Stephen Soto

Stephen Sterns has hope that he will not get the death penalty for the murder of Madeline Soto and the CSAM pictures/video because he believes he has information that the police will be interested in

Molly’s long theory on the Tamagotchis, Telegram account, and CEO of Telegram being arrested– did Jen Soto flip on Stephen Sterns? 

“The documents do not show that Jenn was involved” - Reddit post from someone who thinks Jenn was not involved in anything regarding Maddie’s repeated SA and murder

Tea on Telegram CEO Pavel Dorov’s rumored Russian influencer girlfriend who was with him during his arrest and referred to herself as his assistant

Elon posts a meme about the CEO of Telegram being arrested for distribution of child porn, it’s possible that he’s worried that he’s next

Nth Room case Wikipedia

Totu/Azerbaijan Telegram connections

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Bloody Head Guy

Police remove man from a flight in Miami because his entire skull was bleeding

Lana Del Rey’s “ugly” boyfriend

Lana Del Rey shuts down rumors that she’s dating Louisiana Alligator Tour Guide

Lana Del Rey has a new boyfriend and her fans are calling him ugly

Jeffrey Dufrene is a Louisiana guy who does alligator tours and has some questionable TikTok likes

playlist

The Time Of The Season - Tiff’s Autumnal Playlist

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Chappell Roan has gotten a mixed response from social media after asking fans to leave her alone in public, Beyonce did not crash the DNC, and the creator of the "very demure, very mindful" meme is bested by some random a-hole with a trademarking hobby.

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Ben and Kick Kennedy rumors, a woman shuts down a date trying to convert her for an MLM, and Ronda Rousey apologizes for posting a Sandy Hook conspiracy video

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Beyonce Rumors

Here’s how the “Beyonce surprise performance at the DNC” took off like fire

Demure, Mindful

Someone named Jefferson Bates filed a trademark application for “very demure, very mindful,” which blocks the creator of the meme, Jools LeBron from being able to use the phrase herself for merch

Jefferson Bates has a variety of trademarks pending related to fandoms in sports, et c.

Bunny Barbie gives Jools advice after her own drama with BUNZIE

Chappell Roan

Chappell Roan posted two TikTok videos addressing fans who want her time when she’s in public and stalkers

Chappel Roan posts a lengthy IG post explaining why she wants fans to respect her boundaries

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Woman’s reaction to being complimented

Alicia Silverstone

Eating a poisoned plant from someone’s front garden

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