Halfsies

Five arrests in relation to the death of Friends' Matthew Perry, former nanny in Barron Trump's inner circle is spilling the chilling tea, Disney+ may have been a mistake, and Mark Zuckerberg's wife has a statue erected in her honor.

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‘Ultimate wife guy’ or ‘yikes’? Mark Zuckerberg reveals 7ft statue of wife

Disney 

Disney is trying to shut down a lawsuit for wrongful death by saying that the park visitor waved their rights to sue when they agreed to the Disney+ TOS year prior

Mr. Weeks/Barron Trump

Behavioral Therapist who used to nanny for a family that went to school with Barron Trump has been sharing information about what Barron was like

Mr. Weeks says he saw Barron “slap the fuck” out of his nanny in Central Park

Barron used to shit his pants to get other kids to stay away from him

Barron allegedly attacked his father at his school Christmas show in 2015

Barron showed his classmates a video of him killing a rabbit

Barron has killed 2 birds, 3 rabbits and 1 dog.

Barron had a meltdown when he found out that he was not even in the top ten richest students at his school

Barron has attacked people with a knife multiple times

Mr. Weeks has been tweeting about Barron since at least 2020

Aubrey O’Day shared in 2016 that Don Jr. used to text her about what a sick fuck Barron was and that he threw a plate of food at a flight attendant because he didn’t like it  

Matthew Perry

Five people arrested in relation to the ketamine overdose death of Matthew Perry

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Delta Work is a Diet Coke savant

Thundercat on Yo Gabba Gabba

“I enjoy my special time outside”

Pumpkins

Northeast Giant Pumpkin time lapse of a pumpkin growing over two weeks 

North East Giant Pumpkin on IG

Cat Story

Why Did I Stop Loving My Cat When I Had a Baby?

Sexualbutt’s twitter thread 

Posts from facebook detailing the relationship between a step father and step daughter

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Book nerds and pop culture nerds are losing their minds over the It Ends With Us messy press roll out, Australian breakdancer Raygun is getting heat for her performance at the 2024 Olympics, Imane Khalif is filing lawsuits after winning the gold, Tiffany's a jellyfish, and JoJo Siwa feels snubbed by former "friend" Trisha Pastas.

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It Ends With Us drama

It Ends With Us summary on GoodReads

Colleen Hoover addresses sexual harassment allegations around her son

Allegedly Blake and Ryan took over everything and iced Justin out

Colleen Hoover goes private on IG amidst the IEWU press circus

Justin Baldoni says he has no interest in directing the sequel and he thinks Blake Lively is ready to start directing 

New Jenna Redfield video where she seems to be reading something and alluding to more info coming out. Seems like someone got in touch with her. 

Olympics

Imane Khalif wins the gold and makes a statement about the gender rumors

Imane started filing her lawsuits

Who is Raygun, the Australian viral Olympic breakdancer

Raygun’s routine

Jake Paul announces he’ll be entering the 2028 Olympics for boxing

Buzzfeed

Create a Meal and See What Sea Creature You Are

JoJo Siwa 

JoJo Siwa is making a podcast and won’t have Trisha Paytas on as a guest

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Throwback

Love Diet murder for hire clip on gods and Kathy Lee 

Azealia reposted

“If she cheats on you, what are you going to do?”

Joe Rogan 

Joe Rogan alludes to an endorsement of RFK Jr.

Catturd takes the news poorly

Joe Rogan backpedals

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Jessica Chastain would like a reliable meal, JK Rowling is living in a black mold palace, Americans have made the Olympics all about them, Ben Affleck's hair is in crisis, and Hannibal Lecter is on the top of Trump's mind.

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UberEats

Jessica Chastain is done with UberEats

Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck’s new midlife crisis look just dropped (faux hawk)

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck rumored to play Hulk Hogan and Peter Theil in Gawker Takedown Movie

JK Rowling 

JK Rowling’s Twitter/X profile pic seems to show that she’s dealing with terrible black mold in her home 

Rowling’s new profile picture looks like it has a dick in it

Olympics Updates

Simone Biles responds to MyKayla Skinner’s hateful criticism on Instagram

Team USA caught chatting about what TikToks they’re going to make

Everyone’s obsessed with the silver Turkish shooting guy

Boxing’s gender row - what's going on and are Russia involved?

Logan Paul admits ‘spreading misinformation’ about Olympic boxer Imane Khelif

2 Late Great Hannibal Lecter references this week 

Harrisburg, PA

Atlanta, GA

Supercut of Trump referencing Hannibal Lecter

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Grimes 

Grimes looks very proper and pulled together for her custody case with Elon 

Vanderpump Mental Health

Jax Taylor enters in-patient mental health treatment 

Rachel Leviss comments on Jax’s decision on IG

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A piece on Hannah Neeleman, the ballerina behind the man behind Ballerina Farms, sparks conversations between women online. Vivian Jenna Wilson puts Elon Musk in the corner. Upsetting audio of Billy Ray Cyrus yelling at his wife was published exclusively on Daily Mail. Cody Ko is out at TMG Studios.

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Cody Ko update

TMG Studios released a letter to their Patrons informing them that Cody Ko will no longer be a part of the day-to-day operations

Elon/Vivian/Grimes

Elon Musk’s daughter Vivian Jenna Wilson responds to Elon telling Jordan Peterson that his son is dead

Gimes’ mother makes an emotional public plea for Elon to please come let the children see her dying grandmother

Vivian comments on Grimes’ custody situation with Elon (or lack thereof) and alleges that the way the children are treated is abusive

Ballerina Farms

Meet the queen of the ‘trad wives’ and her eight kids

Old blog entries from Hanna Neeleman

Original TikTok video of Hannah from Ballerina Farm opening her birthday present. She wanted tickets to Greece, he gave her an “egg apron”

POV: You’re in the kitchen with Ballerina Farm when her husband gives her that egg apron

Video from Megan Agnew who wrote the piece

Billy Ray and Firerose 

Billy Ray Cyrus heard belittling wife Firerose and calling Miley Cyrus a “devil” and “skank” in new audio published by the Daily Mail.

Billy Ray at Trump rally, Trump makes crack about Miley

Oasis

Oasis stan Twitter accounts

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“The newly released 9/11 footage, available after 23 years, has already garnered over eight million views, with numbers still climbing. Captured with a Sony VX2000 and a teleconverter, the footage benefits from an increased apparent focal length, providing a greater telephoto effect than the lens alone.”

“Obviously she’s not a white person…but I love Usha, she’s such a good mom.” - JD Vance on his wife

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YouTuber Cody Ko's alleged predatory past is has caught up to him, Joe Biden stepped down from the 2024 Presidential race, and Trump's failed assassin had a thing for Princess Kate.

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Cody Ko

“An Uncomfortable Conversation About Cody Ko” by D’Angelo Wallace drops

Tana talks about Cody and how much less support she’s receiving because of her reputation

Former Cody Ko Reddit moderator speaks out about the allegations against Cody

r/codyko member points out that Cody is staying quiet for business reasons, but also because he’s awaiting US Citizenship and speaking on this could affect that 

Coco Mocoe makes a very good point about Cody’s style of humor and his That’s Cringe videos

Cody spent Friday night DJing a set at encore beach club

Thomas Matthew Crooks

The FBI can’t get in to TMC’s phone, but they do have some of his search history. The wallpaper on his phone was Princess Kate. 

Trump’s obsession with asylums and Hannibal Lector might be due to him misunderstanding what “asylum” means

The Health Issue

Donald Trump and Joe Biden appear half naked on the cover of New York magazine

Pro Trump Russian Bot exposed

Joe drops out

Joe Biden officially drops out of the presidential race

“Coconut Hive, we ride tonight”

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Connor McGregor

Connor McGregor calls out Jake Paul, refers to him as a “piss bag”

Drea De Matteo

Drea De Matteo admits that her 13yo son edits her OnlyFans pictures

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Thomas Matthew Crooks BLOCKS Katy Perry's comeback single after attempting to assassinate Donald Trump at a Pennsylvania rally over the weekend, Alec Baldwin's trial got thrown out, a man was arrested in Bristol (Tiffany's hood) for hauling around dead men in suitcases, and the furries hack Project 2025.

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Katy Perry

Katy Perry’s music video for Woman’s World comes out and people are not fans

Katy Perry, Dita & Violet - Shady Diva

Pitchfork gives the song a scathing review (even for them)

Katy Perry puts a video on her socials that she filmed on set of the video saying that the video is “satire”

Trump

Trump rally shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks was a registered Republican 

Thomas Matthew Crooks was wearing a t-shirt from far right leaning YouTuber Demolition Ranch

Twitter user jewgazing is a doppelgänger for Thomas Crooks and he decided to do a bit and now he claims he’s ruined his life

Neurologist at Duke chimes in on how close to death Trump was (millimeters)

Astrologer yungkalez once again successfully made a prediction: Trump would have an assassination attempt or something similar

Doug Mills captured a photo of one of the bullets flying at Trump

People think the entire event was staged due to protocol being broken by the SS

Trump green line theory with secret service agent

Jake Paul chimes in on the Secret Service’s failure to protect Trump

Man found out about Trump assassination attempt while trying on his Dr. Manhattan costume from Temu

Azealia Banks was at a rally earlier this week

Azealia shares her thoughts on the rally she attended on IG

Project 2025

Gay furry hackers breach Project 2025 

Bristol deaths

Police arrest 34 year old man in connection with the murder of two men who were found dead in suitcases

Alec Baldwin

Prosecuted in Alec Baldwin trial for Rust shooting calls herself as a witness and the case is thrown out

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Bachelor contestant Anna Redman is slammed for sharing her outfit she planned for Auschwitz

12 Bodies of Gay or Bisexual men have been found in Lake Lady Bird in Austin since July 2022

Uncle (who is also my guardian) doesn’t let me wash or brush my hair by myself (16F)

TikToker SewerBum has been taking on a celebrity jeweler named Trax who has been buying and selling blood diamonds and dirty gold

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The gang is back together to discuss the Sky TV/Netflix documentary "Tell Them You Love Me," Chet Hanks' statement on White Boy Summer, Katy Perry's flop single, Derek Blasberg's mean friends, and overly precious book nerds having a meltdown on X.

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Chet Hanks

A statement on White Boy Summer 

Derek Blasberg

It’s been reported that the head of YouTube Fashion, Derek Blasberg, shit the bed at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons house

Derek’s Twitter has oddly low engagement

Annotation drama

Girl loses her shit after her friend annotates her book and weirdly, almost everyone completely supports her rage?

Woman’s World

Katy Perry enlists Trisha Paytas to give her new single Woman’s World a glowing review on Instagram

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Lily Allen

Lily Allen joins OnlyFans to sell feet pics

Not Like Us video

Kendrick drops the Not Like Us music video and it’s really good

Olivia Culpo

Everyone is acting very weird about Olivia Culpo’s wedding dress

Fireworks

Man blew his head off after lighting a firework on it

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This week Tiffany returns from Mexico harbouring a horrible infection, and is joined by the equally sick Billi Maddox. Gaga may or may not have her foot on Diddy’s neck (legally). Two old guys went on TV & debated who’s better at golf, Ariana let’s her inner edgelord say what none of us are thinking and the future of K-pop hangs in the balance. 

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Gaga & Diddy 

https://pagesix.com/2024/06/29/entertainment/lady-gaga-did-not-pressure-powerhouse-law-firm-to-drop-sean-diddy-combs/

The First Presidential Debate… Happened

Time cover

The whole debate in under 3 minutes

Ariana Grande wants dinner with Dharmer 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn0HVVrVS7A

Decline in K Pop trainees

https://www.allkpop.com/article/2024/06/potential-labor-shortage-in-k-pop-the-declining-number-of-trainees

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Justin Timberlake ruined the tour. What tour? The world tour. George Santos signed up for Only Fans. Plane Jane declared war with Chappell Roan. Prince William and the kids stopped by The Eras Tour. Howie the crab molted. A mom goes viral on TikTok for invoicing another parent after a play date. Delta Work explores the term "ate."

Our guest co-host for this week is bestie and podcast producer extraordinaire, Kristina Lopez! Tiffany will be back from her FIESTA next week and you'll finally get a week off from Molly's

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George Santos

George Santos announced his Only Fans page. $29.99 a month.

Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake arrested for DUI

Jessica Biel extremely upset about the arrest

Satirical X account “Poo Crave” gets shut down after viral tweet

Police report from the OWI arrest drops

Video of Justin looking like he’s high on some kind of substance at his first show since arrest goes viral

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Artists are getting arrested to cancel their tours after lackluster ticket sales

ClubChalamet explains why Timothee will never have a mug shot

Prince William

Prince William’s Father Day post of him and the kids jumping over a marsh is giving AI

Prince William and the kids went to Eras Tour for Father’s Day

Taylor, Travis, and the Royal Family

Prince William dancing

Howie

Howie the Crab has her 3rd molt on TikTok

Laura Porter (Howie’s mom) shows off Howie’s molted shell and explains it

Howie is squishy after her molt

Plane Jane

Plane Jane shades Chappell Roan, calls her appreciation for drag “performative”

Chappell Roan: A Refreshing Intersection of Sapphic & Drag Cultures by Emma Mudd

Azealia chimes in on Chappell, Sabrina Carpenter, and Taylor

Delta Work

Delta Work discovers the term “you ate”

Delta breaks down Vibes

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Kiki Chanel - Is This The Worst Husband on YouTube?

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Post Malone collaborated with Morgan Wallen for his country debut song "I Had Some Help" and the music video might be a psyop. Billie Lee responds to Victoria Lee and Kyle Chan's live Up and Adam interview with some juicy receipts. Elon Musk is a freakin' mess. And last but certainly not least, we've got BEAN DAD TEA!!!

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Post Malone and Morgan Wallen

Post Malone and Morgan Wallen’s “I Had Some Help” spends its fourth week at number one on the Billboard top 100 (the first song to do this since Miley Cyrus’s “Flowers”)

The music video for “I Had Some Help” is infuriating (if you watch it over 30 times in one night)

Eric Moneypenny’s new podcast (in video form here” “America’s Top 13 Hitz!”

Memphis Kansas Breeze - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MBUZjJX7Y

Billie

Billie Lee responds to Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend Victoria with receipts

Billie says that Tom’s been secretly recording Victoria when they fight for his safety

Group chat with Billie Lee, Kyle Chan, Tom’s cousin/assistant and human shart, Jason the drummer/manager #pumprules

Texts from a girl who was allegedly sleeping with Tom at the time he met and started sleeping with Victoria

Elon 

Elon Musk removes visible “likes” from users pages

This might be motivated by his own embarrassment

Elon reports that “likes” are up since hiding them

Elon does a bizarre little jig at the annual shareholder meeting event and seemingly has no shame about it

Ken Jennings

Willing to take a pay cut to continue hosting Jeopardy

Apparently still co-hosts Omnibus podcast with Bean Dad

Bean Dad - Know Your Meme

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Hamburger

“My dad killed a cow with his car and today I made this sandwich from it”

Alonso Hamburger Jones on Def Jam comedy

“Thin Spaces”

The concept of “thin spaces” gets traction on X

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