Halfsies

180 million people lost their minds for 24 hours only to find out that TikTok just needed its beauty sleep. Heidi Montag is battling Bad Bunny for the #1 spot on the iTunes Charts. Justin Baldoni dropped a lawsuit so fat that it probably blew his back out.

On The Afters: World of T-Shirts loses his virginity, Hannah Kobayashi updates, and Elaine Park.

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Trump and TikTok

r/nothinghappeninghere is created for TikTok refugees to meet up and talk

Trump initiated the TikTok ban in 2020

CEO of TikTok reposted a video of Charlie Kirk and the Trumps and then removed the repost once everyone was talking about it (PROOF)

TikTok’s message about the app not being available changed over a couple of hours

Trump’s TruthSocial post about wanting to keep TikTok if the US gets 50%

Statement from TikTok saying Trump provided “necessary clarity” so they put it back up

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Justin Baldoni sues Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and others for $400 million claiming extortion, amongst other things

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Justin Baldoni Confuses Publicity With Litigation. Again. (Law and Chaos Podcast Substack)

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Honey Nut Cheerios with mouth room

Eldest sister got pregnant by my other elder sister’s boyfriend. Around 10 years later, their cracks are starting to show.

Carrie Underwood posts garlic haul on threads and gets the wrath of the internet after it’s announced she’s performing at the inauguration

Snoop Dogg set to perform at inauguration

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Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires, David Dobrik revealed his new body, and President Jimmy Carter was laid to rest.

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Fires

LA Fire Chief slams the mayor’s budget cuts 

“Diddy setting the fires to get rid of evidence” conspiracy theory

Club Chalamet returns to X since sharing that her home burned down in the Eaton fires and has some words for those who did not wish her well

Heidi Montag becomes the first artist with a #1 song and a #1 album on iTunes in 2025

David Spade is offering a $5,000 bounty to anyone who can get an arsonist arrested 

Whitney Cummings goes hunting for arsonists 

David Dobrik

David Dobrik returns to YouTube with a vlog where he visits the 8 wonders of the world and gets shredded

Is David Dobrik natty?

Jimmy Carter’s Funeral

Obama / Trump chat and laugh

One lip reading theory

The Carter Center posts picture where Trump is hidden behind a column

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Weird sculptures I found on Bin Laden’s hard drive

“Don’t get in a relationship with a guy who doesn’t know how to react in an emergency situation”

Woman goes viral after her partner continued to slowly pack his collectables after she spent her time getting the pets ready to leave the house

Kate Nash intellectualizes why she’s doing OnlyFans

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Bryan Spears' ex-girlfriend exposes him on Snapchat

Yung Kalez 2025 predictions for your rising sign

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WELCOME TO THE TRENDIES! The best and worst memes/stories/media figures/online menaces of the year are awarded by us (and you) in this special episode.

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"...the most believable reason I've seen for all these drones"

Tana Mongesu's got jokes about the Brianna Chickenfry and Grace O'Malley friendship breakup

Curated Luigi Mangione TikToks on IG - mangione.updates

"I was married to a serial killer for 7 and a half years"

American Eagle Diet Coke sweater

Luigi Mangione's fellow inmates yell updates to News Nation's Ashley Banfield

Experts explain the phenomenon of adults who leave their lives behind - r/HannaKobayashi

Grandpa corn bread muppet story

Trisha Paytas says Shane Dawson was a robot who malfunctioned all the time

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The entire country isn't looking for the assassin who gunned down United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, Trisha Paytas' manifestation guide cannot come soon enough, the phrase "Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull" enters the lexicon, and The Rizzler's verse on a Christmas song is kinda good.

On The Afters: Jay-Z named in a Diddy lawsuit, South Korea, 10 years of KissGate, and a cruel prank to pull on your ex...

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The United Healthcare CEO

The (potential) killer is a cutie

Backpack full of monopoly money

Ben Shapiro doesn’t realise this has united the left and right

There was a lookalike contest

This one guy is exposing his boyfriend

The Rizzler

The Rizzler’s verse on a Christmas song goes insanely hard

Trisha on SNL

Trish killed it

Ethan Klein needs to eat his own arm now

Hawk Tuah memecoin saga

Hailey Welch may be facing jail time

Did they use AI to make it appear like she was on Twitter Spaces?

“Anywho, I’m going to go to bed”

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Making a meme - “holding space with the lyrics of defying gravity”

Neurodivergent student at UCLA says he’s been unfairly accused of using AI in his papers

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A thrifty home chef gets love for her Dollar Tree Thanksgiving meal, Nick Cannon drops his Cluster B diagnosis, a man drops a G on a sponge, and John Ramsey is talking.

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Hannah Kobayashi

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Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon reveals Narcissistic Personality Disorder diagnosis 

JonBenet

John Ramsey sits with Ashley Flowers from Crime Junkies for a 90min interview

Dollar Tree Dinners

Dollar Tree Dinners gets a lot of love for her $20 Dollar Tree Thanksgiving videos after a man saw a mother buying the ingredients he remembered from her video. His TikTok story time alone gets 5.2m likes and 35m views

Dollar Tree Dinners TikTok

Delta Werk chimes in

Trendy John 

Trendy John has bought a $999 giant scrub daddy and is testing it in water 

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How to make a cool sound

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James Charles doesn’t give AF what you think about TikTok Ads

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A new type of celebrity face has people talking, a baffling video of Putin, Jay Leno's debt to the mob, and (obviously) holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.

On The Afters: AI Jesus, the best friend everyone deserves, and missing woman Hannah Kobayashi

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Holding Space

Out reporter tells Cynthia Erivo that people are holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

The press tour has been emotional

New plastic surgery 

There’s a new plastic surgeon who is responsible for incredible results for Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, and Demi Moore

Woman guesses what Lohan had done to her face based on her own surgeries

Russia

Putin threatens war, but is this video a deep fake?

His hands do not move for 8 mins

Sped up version

Jay Leno

Is someone trying to kill Jay Leno?

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r/Vent

Tyson vs Paul is way more tragic the more you think about it

The Viral Auctioneer

Phyllis Kao

Banned words

A teacher’s list of banned words/phrases in her classroom goes viral

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Netflix couldn't handle the amount of people who tuned in to watch Jake Paul fight Mike Tyson live, Gwen Stefani showed up on HSN to sell her new album, boomers feel denied of their Grandma Era, and Barron Trump loves his suitcase!

This week on The Afters: The Onion buys InfoWars, a missing Gossip Girl actress claims she was not missing at all

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Knee Surgery

Home Alone Knee Surgery

That Feeling When Knee Surgery is tomorrow Grinch video

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani selling her new album on Home Shopping Network (HSN)

“I’m on hsn!” - Gwen via Instagram

Jeffree Star is making 50K a day on TikTok live

Barron Trump

Lara Trump says Barron’s influence has had a huge impact on Trump

“I like my sootcase” - Barron Trump speaks

Jake & Uncle Mike

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight shows Netflix still struggles with live events

Mike Tyson talks about ‘legacy’ with a kid

Boomer Baby Guilt

The Unspoken Grief of Never Becoming a Grandparent

/r/childfree reacts

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Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition

Diddy Influencers

How Diddy’s Fall Ushered in a New Type of News Influencer

TipToes

Matthew McConaughey's REACTION To Tiptoes Trailer

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We start off light this week before going fully ELECTION DENIER. Martha Stewart and Ryan Reynold's beef, Grimes wants to chat up Quentin Tarantino, and the unpleasant details of Brianna LaPaglia and Zach Bryan's breakup.

On The Afters this week: North Korean soldiers are addicted to porn, Grammy nominations and our predictions

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Martha & Ryan

The history of the playful beef

Swinging blind

Brianna Chickenfry/Zach Bryan

Brianna Chickenfry details her emotionally abusive relationship with Zach Bryan and explains why she turned down his $12 million settlement to sign an NDA

Dave releases a new version of “Smallest Man” after Warner had the first version removed for copyright infringement

Grimes

Grimes is desperate to get in touch with Quentin Tarantino

Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke appeared on TalkTV and had some choice words for Donald Trump

Musk

Video tracks Elon’s purchase of Twitter, election misinformation, and helps explain how he’s been helping Trump and the MAGA media employees for years

Susie Wilkes article: The Most Feared and Least Known Political Operative in America

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von that, according to UFC president Dana White, Elon had an app that said Trump had won the election four hours before the public knew

Theory that Joe Rogan intentionally revealed that Elon might have been involved with hacking the election

“Musk is definitely under investigation”

Starlink being used in the election is very concerning

POS kid who voted for Trump explains why his win isn’t a big deal and that Democrats are just being babies about it

Astrologer reads Elon Musk’s chart

These racist texts are in fact real

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Astronaut stuck in space

People are concerned about astronaut Sunny Williams’ appearance in new pictures 

Ring video 

Homeless couple meets on Tinder

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GOD BLESS AMERICA!! Hope this episode finds you well!

Meredith Lynch is here to fill in for Tiffany, who is at Disneyland Paris with her man. Stories this week: the aggressive Wicked press rollout and merch, a bride who is getting married at Disney World for the sixth time, and the mask fetish role plays that have accumulated a big fan base from BookTok.

On The Afters: Jimmy Fallon disrespects The Costco Guys and The Rizzler, Michael Cohen's TikTok Lives, and some Boston barre class drama.

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Biden 

Joe Biden meets baby dressed as a turkey 

Has Major been taking the fall? 

The Disney Bride

TheSerialBride explains her annual weddings at Disney World

People Magazine coverage of The Serial Bride

Wicked Insane PR

“Can you tell me one thing about the other as a scene partner?”

Fans react to Cynthia explaining her reaction to seeing an edited fan poster based on the original Playbill

Elphaba roulette

Cynthia and Ariana arrive at the world premiere in Australia

Overstimulated Masked Men

A new genre of fantasy is being played out on TikTok called overstimulated masked men

“You’re in a dark romance and just ran away from the masked character”

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In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite internet moment of all time

Lana Del Rey shows disgust when asked about marriage

World of TShirts gets a Liam Payne tribute tattoo

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