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A woman discovers her color blindness, Elon Musk dropped a nuke on his former bestie, a Scottish child shoots the shit while assembling a chicken wrap, and Kylie Jenner gave us the boob job tea.

On The Afters: A stroll through cartel Instagram, NYC's chance at a Juggalo Mayor, and predator in Long Beach

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Elon v Trump

The Independent has a live updating article

How the nasty feud between Trump and Musk unfolded minute by minute

Bonus: Trump underrated/funny tweets (let’s read these at the end so we don’t doom spiral)

The Blue/Grey Couch

User “im.krispy” posts to TikTok about trying to sell her blue chair, which a potential buyer keeps trying to tell her is grey

Is she cracking? “It can’t be grey”

Oh god. She holds up a grey blanket as an example of what blue is.

She works in furniture staging LOL “are you responsible for millennial grey?”

Girl takes the time to match colorways for her to show that it is, in fact, grey

She probably has tritanopia, a type of colorblindness that’s from a lack of blue cone cells

Karen

A perfect timeline of events from January 29th from leaving the Waterfall to going to bed at 1 Meadows and back to 34 Fairview in the morning (with phone calls)

AI movie trailer made by FKR of what they think happened that night

Detailed testimony from John O’Keefe niece

Scottish child

This Scottish child has the soul of a woman in her 50s

Kylie Boob Job Deets

Kylie Jenner’s boob job confession

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From The Eyes of Karen Read: AI demo

Vivian Jenna Wilson teaches Hasan how to vogue

Insane X account convinced Hasan is biologically female

Saddam’s granddaughter is on TikTok now?

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A dirty little meme fit for your grandparents is shocking young adults on TikTok, a North Korean cellphone, a Welch Five break-up, and Elon Musk tripping ballz.

On The Afters: Perplexing subreddits, The Lola in Hoboken fights back against a former employee who has been slandering them

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Want a macaron?

Know Your Meme - Want a macaron?

A general explanation of the trend from a young man who seems legitimately scared?

Noah Glenn Carter explains the “want a macaron” comments that are popping up on TikTok. People are replying to videos with an crude drawing of a woman holding a tray of macarons with her vagina out

More images that are going around

Elon

Elon Musk is tripping balls in the Oval Office while standing next to Trump. He’s wearing a DOGE hat instead of a MAGA one.

Best Clip

“Drugs + Autism + Dense assortment of neurons = Overworking genius” LOL

Did Steven Miller give Elon his black eye?

The Democrats post a cuck chair

North Korean Phone Smuggled Out

Oppa to Comrade pipeline

Welsh Five Tea

Gender reveal mini vlog

Charly Anne’s Video

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Brain surgeon does origami

Former In-N-Out cook shows you how to recreate the burger perfectly at home

Son eats grandad

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A.I. soulmates, Nancy Grace's coverage of Diddy, a detailed theory about the deaths of Simon Monjack and Brittany Murphy, and Elon's freak out continues.

On The Afters: Ethan Klein goes after Taylor Lorenz, Brittany Furlan's embarrassing catfishing incident, and the new UK reality show "Virgin Island."

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Beckie Jones Updatechat 
Welcome to our crib
Nancy Grace 

Nancy Grace is covering Diddy and it’s exactly what you’d expect (tootsie roll at 13:58) 

Brittany Murphy theory

“Has anyone seen these photos of Brittany Murphy’s mom and her husband Simon Monjack? WEIRD!”

Rose West book

Rose West: The Making of a Monster

“Modern AI is just building God”

Man gets emotional discussing his relationship with ChatGPT and how he can’t wait to hug it one day

Elon Musk 

Elon Musk is freaking out about this piece from The Atlantic

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Crisp Bottoms
Why is this man saving the bottoms of the bags of crisps? What for?
Worries about going hungry

This mum is scared that if she leaves the house for an hour her daughter will starve

r/Weddingattireapproval

OP showed up to the wedding attire approval subreddit with jokes

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⁠Get tickets for Friends Only Live in Boston on 6/25 at Laugh Boston and 6/26 at City Winery⁠

Eurovision 2025 happened just in time for Tiffany to be back from her b-day vaycay, Karen Read made a video for a teenage girl while she was out with her attorney this week, A.I. baby videos are a hit with the boomer crowd, and Trump shares an absolutely bonks blind item about his billionaire friend and the fat shot drug.

On The Afters: Tiffany's true crime obsessions, Kylie Jenner's BFF Stassie comes clean about BBL, Chris Brown arrested in the UK

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Cast iron casserole dish in colour: Thyme

Kid’s talent show

Eurovision

The mixed reaction to Israel’s performance from inside the stadium

Anti-genocide demonstrators restrained during Israel’s performance

8 ways Eurovision is rigged for Israel 

Karen Read

Karen Read at bahs making Cameos for 14-year-old girls

Karen Read AI

Free Karen Read has been losing their minds over these AI videos of the major players in the case as babies

karenreadtrial.ai page

Trump tours the Middle East

Blasts ‘gay anthem’ YMCA in Saudi Arabia

Mysterious successful businessman taking the ‘fat jab’

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Cody Ko launched an oatmeal brand

Woman's outfit causes insane optical illusion

Tana Mongeau wants to peg Jeff Bezos

Not enough pies

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Author, podcaster, and Trendawg Nora McInerny joins Molls this week to talk about the DashCon of erotic book festivals, why the Cradle Catholics are beefing with the Catholic Clout Farmers, and how r/WeddingAttireApproval done goofed. Make sure you ⁠follow Nora's Substack, Feelings & Co.⁠

On The Afters: Millenial wedding cringe and the importance of checking teens for bad behavior

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Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot

Moscow Murders Dateline episode

A Million Lives - Baltimore Book Festival 

Original video from percijay_fantasy author

Perci Jay’s website

Catholic Drama

Cradle Catholics vs converts - Sprucewoodboys video

r/Weddingattireapproval

Update! Kind of a miss 

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Helper or missing person? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/DoWeKnowThemPodcast/s/Cmed7CE3cH

Man held in prison accused of attempted kidnapping when he was simply being friendly and brown skinned?!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86S2wta/ 

Vivian responds to TMZ posting a video of her dancing with a headline about her dad 

https://www.threads.com/@vivllainous/post/DJcYSNBP4R9?xmt=AQF0VnOAiUyjMucdaxTxCeLbA_GVveI06Dea9CqhaXMYcA

FWIW, she’s fab 

https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/09/elon-musk-daughter-vivian-drag-party/

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MAY 8TH TICKETS- Friends Only Live at Westside Comedy in Santa Monica!

A thought experiment from 2020 resurfaces, The Costco Guys drop another hit, Mark Zuckerberg appeared on Theo Von's podcast, and Rob Schulte (subbing in for Tiff) has qualms with Seth Rogan's "The Studio."

On The Afters: Karen Read updates, Limp Bizkit news, and Mary-Kate and Ashley tea...

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Big Justice

Keep on Bringing the boom

Lebron’s a boom

1 gorilla vs. 100 men

Thought experiment from 2020 is regaining popularity in 2025 - If 100 men fought 1 gorilla, who would live?

1 Gorilla vs. 100 Swifties

The Barstool take

Who should be in the 100 men

ChatGPT explains how humans would have a chance

Mark Zuckerberg on Theo Von

Zuckerberg says he’s rawdogging life

Zuccy got that bunky

Mark answers the question “is social media bad?”

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Kanye posts a video crashing out because he’s been kept from his children and says he’s gay

"I'm so hungry I could eat Peter Pan"

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JoJo Siwa dumped her girlfriend immediately after leaving the Celebrity Big Brother house, influencer Sammi Jefcoate didn't appreciate having the price of her bracelet stack announced, TikTokers pranked their loved ones by announcing that they were so hungry they could eat their Facebook friends, and Deion Sanders' son Shedeur had a bumpy NFL Draft weekend.

On The Afters: A Redditor's boyfriend has been relieving himself in a plastic Rugrats bowl, Kanye wishes Paris Hilton was his baby mama, "Show it to me, Rachel" has jumped the shark

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Sammie’s Bracelet Stack

Original video

Willow’s blocked

Why she blocked her

Shedeur Sanders 

Night one of Shedeur Sanders’ draft party

Day two of Shedeur Sanders’ draft party (11:20- 12:33 for prank call)

The other side of the Shedeur Sanders prank phone call

“The downfall of Shedeur Sanders will be studied for a generation”

They found the guys who did it

JoJo

JoJo dumped her girlfriend Kath at the Celebrity Big Brother afterparty 

“Jojo siwa, straight or siwa, jojo see ya to my lesbianism”

JoJo Siwa’s audition for the live action Tangled

I’m so hungry

“I’m so hungry I could eat Fizz”

“Telling my mom I’m so hungry I could eat her ex-boyfriend from high school that she never told me about”

Telling my mom I’m so hungry I could eat one of her Facebook friends

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Pope Francis meeting some old friendsCan these Aussie twins speak without the other talking?

Pari from Love on the Spectrum on Kiss 108 talking about the T

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8j3uGm3/

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Get Tickets: Friends Only Live MAY 8th in Santa Monica, June 25th in Boston

Black Mirror is back, Addison Rae's new single has a chokehold on Molly, and iDubbbz brings back Content Cop to give his old buddy a wake up call.

On The Afters: Woman loses vision from injectable, Wendy's vs. Katy Perry, and Lori Vallow's green chili chicken enchiladas.

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Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot Glow Black Rice Peeling Ampoule (bomb exfoliant)

Dr. Melaxin Peel Shot Glow White Rice Peeling Ampoule (same bomb exfoliant but different)

Headphones On - Addison Rae music video

Big names in music are praising the song (Whitney Houston?!)

Accountability for doubting the authenticity of Addison’s American Apparel hoodie

Black Mirror

Have you watched?

One thing I don’t think is a spoiler but is cool (“Shut Up and Dance” tie-in)

Content Cop

idubbbz brings back Content Cop for H3 (Ethan Klein)

“Wake up, Ethan” opening segment with Hasan, Denims, Frogan, and SeanDaBlack

Ethan gets petty while reacting to the video

Hasan points out how Ethan destroys his personal relationships and deems former friends villians. Everything he does is content.

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Azealia Banks

Azealia Banks spoke out on X about regretting her vote for Trump

https://www.reddit.com/r/azealiabanks/s/JePjlfyUgX

What’s your favorite TikTok rabbit hole right now?

https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokgossip/s/DiWD0yYu1m

How to do one finger phone trick 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8juG3Hr/

The hardest Jesus edit of the easter season

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Katy Perry and Gayle King's dubious space mission, Celebrity Big Brother UK, Coachella weekend 1, an elderly man's AI lawyer, and a video game that encouraged sex crimes gets yanked.

On The Afters: Molly responds to Turtle Boy and unhinged ways to spy on someone

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Michael Fabricant’s wig 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jyeE5t/

No Mercy

Video game encouraging rape and incest removed from major gaming platform in the UK

Gameplay

The game developer’s statement

Coachella

Gaga opens her show with Bloody Mary / Abracadabra / Judas

Bernie at Coachella

Bernie Sanders opened for Clairo at Coachella

China

China is pulling back the curtain and showing us how much they make designer bags for

China is spilling the beans

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jUbtcs/

AI Lawyer

Man tries to use an AI lawyer

A “big, beautiful hunk of a guy” called Jim

Space girls 

Katy Perry is interested in STEM

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Performance art?

A guy in New Zealand had a crowd come watch him fold a fitted sheet

Catching Preds

SOSA Undercover is back and on YouTube!

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Get tickets for Friends Only Live on May 8th in Santa Monica with Molly McAleer, Meredith Lynch, and Rob Schulte

Love on the Spectrum is back and we're in love, Russell Brand is facing sexual assault charges in the UK, the American woman who wouldn't leave Pakistan is back in the states after being detained in Doo-Bye, Karen Read ate a snack on the sidewalk, and a celebrity blind item.

On The Afters: Bravo conspiracy theories, a woman discovers her husband's expensive kink

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Love on the Spectrum

Abby’s song to David

Connor from Love on the Spectrum dunking on his mom on Unplugged with Nicki Marie

Onija’s Back

What happened in Dubai?

Stopping by Darucci Leather

Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault

“My response”

Karen Read

Karen Read, while drinking a Coke and eating pickle chips, tells reporters that her lawyers are not charging her for her defense

Maybe: Blind Item from Tiffany’s country - My mother is an A-list celebrity and a bitch

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OG Bean Soup girl speaks

YouTuber arrested after sneaking onto island to bring uncontacted tribe Diet Coke

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