Heaving Bosoms

HBs!!!! We're back! Yeah, we're back at Orc (Splash) Mountain! Mel and Sabrina are recapping THE GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn, the 7th book in her Orc Sworn series. Geva Okoro is a damn good governess working for terrible people. And then she's forced to help an orc pirate steal all their stuff! Instead of trying to flee and hide as a Black woman in a very white region, this orc offers to hire her for a fake relationship! Y'all. This is the book in which Finley Fenn took come play to the next level for Melody. Scent is VERY IMPORTANT to orcs! Part 2 is tomorrow!

Bonus Content: Sabrina is back in this orc hole, realizing some childhood memories were actually dreams, Orc Sworn Next Gen requests, orcs can smell ANYthing (unless they don't), the pals explain their clan identification, yes we are Orc Sworn anthropologists, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of GET A LIFE, CHLOE BROWN by Talia Hibbert!

Bonus content: first kiss PSA, CPTSD reactions, and so much more!

Lady Loves

Sabrina: Pattern Keeper! It's an android app and it will change your crafting game.

Mel: it's hot pot season! Having friends over for a night of good food in the cold weather is wonderful!

We’ll be back next week with our recap of The GOVERNESS AND THE ORC by Finley Fenn!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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Hey HBs! Mel and Sabrina are here to recap GET A LIFE, CHLOE BROWN by Talia Hibbert! It's one of their favorite contemporary romance series, so get ready for a lot of cackling and swooning!

Bonus Content: is Sabrina a MapQuest person now? (down with the "fancy sky computers!"), having someone up your email game just by being incredibly clever charming, great fibromyalgia rep, being too much and not enough, and so much more!

Content Warning: discussions of chronic illness and pain, discussions of domestic abuse.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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The pals are here to finish up Hot Frosty! Is there a murder? Yes. Is there still an HEA? Allegedly!!

Bonus Content: eggs in nog, and so much more!

Lady Love

The whole group: do the dumb, or low priority thing when you need to!!!

Content warning for discussions of possible child predation, racial dynamics, police brutality, and immigration.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Hey HBs! Nic is here to chat with Mel and Sabrina about the new Netflix sensation Hot Frosty! In this heartwarming film, a very chiseled baby snowman eludes the police while teaching a local widow how to love again.

Bonus Content: V saying "alright, big boy" to her swimming instructor, Nic is our Christmas movie consultant, this movie was made in the spiritual breakroom of all other Christmas movies, that's a baby snowman, defund the police, and so much more!

Content warning for discussions of possible child predation, racial dynamics, police brutality, and immigration.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Part two of our Thanksgiving book, BOYFRIEND by Sarina Bowen, gets HOT AND HEAVY!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Happy Thanksgiving, American HBs! Get stoked for part 1 of BOYFRIEND by Sarina Bowen!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey y'all! We're here for part 2 of BULL MOON RISING by Ruby Dixon! Aspeth has been discovered by her dastardly ex-fiancée and it's ALL HANDS ON DECK to save her home! The found family in this book really made our hearts soar just as much as the rutting in this book made our eyes bulge. Awoooga!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: a heated mattress topper! It's soooo cozy for when you jump into bed. But be sure the dogs get their side warmed, too, OR ELSE.

Mel: IT'S CHRISTMAS CACTUS SEASON, Y'ALL! My christmas cactus is in full bloom and it's amaaaaaaaaaazing.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're recapping BULL MOON RISING by Ruby Dixon and we couldn't be happier! This is part one of our foray into a new corner of the Dixonverse where magic is outlawed and Conquest Moons disrupt everything. We've got a determined heroine who's undercover to save her life and home and a minotaur hero who cannot catch a break in the run up to the next celestial f*ckfest. A marriage of convenience will obviously solve everything!

Bonus Content: Mel's in the doghouse, Sabrina can't get enough of the author's note, "slightly smaller" rings, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

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Hey HBs! This is part 2 of FRISCO'S KID by Suzanne Brockmann, the third book in the Tall, Dark, and Dangerous series! We hope you're ready for a little bit of action and more emotional growth!

Bonus Content: getting nakie in the living room, "then I'll choose you," the miscommunication trope done with excellent communication, future purveyors of toilet wine, paranormal creatures in regular human bodies, booze cabins, getting smacked in the face with '90s technology, and so much more!

Lady Loves

Sabrina: donate clothes you don't wear anymore and get the closet of your dreams! Wear what you want RIGHT NOW, not 15 years ago.

Mel: our new technique to help with tantrums and processing emotions! We've been offering our 5 year old ice packs to hold against her chest to bring her back to her body when she starts spiraling on negative thoughts and emotions. It's been helping!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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