Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! We've got a special crossover episode this week! It's Overdue Bosoms! The guys from the Overdue podcast joined us to recap Moonglow by Kristen Callihan. We had a blast with Craig and Andrew, talking about Sherlock Holmes Times and werewerves. 

Bonus Content: shepherding newbies into romance, Rent jokes, The Happening, Chekov's werewolf bite, Scottish Independence for Lycans, Erin getting sweaty explaining myriad supernatural lore, throne lounging, hand licking, and so much more! 

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Hey HBs! This week we’ve got a fabulously bonkers historical romance, Duke of Sin by Elizabeth Hoyt. There’s a fancy blackmail-loving duke who’s been living in the walls of his house, a housekeeper who’s moonlighting in personal espionage, dick-out murders, wrist licking, kidnapping, exhibitionist baths, and SO MUCH MORE.

Big Content Warnings: child abuse (sexual, physical, and emotional), rape, pedophilia, animal abuse, and murder.

Bonus Content: dusty velvet bows, our adoration for a fancy man, HB's first Admiration Boner, and England Times Lanyards, to name a few.

Lady Loves:

Erin: Cats. They’re for petting and loving and companionship and laughing at them when they try and catch a laser pointer. They’re not for murder.

Melody: bonkers books in general. Get your romance friends together and rec some bonkerstown bananas books to each other. They feed the soul!

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Chantelle T, you can trace your lineage back to Dionysis. While most people only know about him being the god of wine, which is pretty great on it’s own with all the revelry and whatnot, we’ve recently learned there’s so much more. For one thing, Dionysis was associated with rebirth, with grape vines needing to be pruned back dramatically and going dormant in the winter in order to bear fruit again. That’s one reason you’re so good at pivoting when something doesn’t work out. Plus, I don’t know if you knew this, but Dionysis invented dolphins. I know, it shocked me, too. So, you’ve got some unexpected tricks up your sleeve even now.

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Hey y'all! Andie J. Christopher is here to talk about her new release Hot Under His Collar and recap the 2001 romcom Keeping the Faith! Are there problematic elements in the movie? Yes. Is the priest as hot as Andie's Father Patrick? Not quite. But this movie still f*cks! And should have ended with a throuple. We will both happily die on this hill. 

Bonus Content: 

WHERE IS OUR THROUPLE?!, racist Asian representation, emotional wall stands, bring back the f*ckiness of 2000's mid-budget romcoms, manifesting hot Australians, Andie's Formula One MMF novella in the works, and so much more. 

Lady Loves: 

Andie: Formula 1: Drive to Survive. Basically a soap opera staring hot formula 1 drivers and it will be good to you!

Mel: The new She-Ra cartoon on Netflix! It's also for adults, it's a big empower, and there's lots of homoerotic energy! You need it!

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Cassidy L, you are descended from Hemera, the Greek primordial goddess of day. She has divine authority and control over fire, and can control the movement and rotation of the planets. Which means she can change the flow of day into night. So, you’re basically a flamethrowing superperson who’s capable of circadian manipulation. Plus, you’re goddamned bright in every single way. Sunshine personified.

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Hey y'all! It's Brooklynaire by Sarina Bowen part 2! Plus, Bat Cave musings, requests for super hero romances, pool floaty fart sounds, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Erin: boy this low-sulfite hard cider is yummy!

Melody: Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver. It's a comfort listen and all the long vowel sounds are great for toddler singers.

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Hey HBs! It's time for part 1 of Brooklynaire by Sarina Bowen! We've got a hockey-loving office manager with a serious TBI and the billionaire boss who wants to take care of her. But will the increased proximity be too much for his years-long crush on her? PROBABLY! Listener, hot hot sex will ensue. That's our promise to you.

Bonus Content: how does Erin feel about THIS bathroom scenario??, Mel's toddler's new haircut, Raya and the Last Dragon, requiring receipts for self-proclaimed badassery, the badassery of palindromes, the ethics of bribing doctors for off-hours appointments, soundly beating your crush with a broken brain in scrabble, going against doctor's orders, being born as the feather duster from Beauty and the Beast, not being sexual harasser at work, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Melody: homemade tahini dressing. YUM!

Erin: sinking into the familiar cadence and atmosphere of shows that are embedded in your soul to do a big calm.

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Hey HBs! Holly and Esther are here from the Wildly Tarot podcast! We chat all about their new book, The History of Tarot Art: Demystifying the Art and Arcana, Deck by Deck. They give you the real stories of the badass women, marriages, intrigue, and murder behind some of most famous tarot decks! It's available for preorder now! 

And we recap Wolf Gone Wild by Juliette Cross! It's Holly's first werewolf book, and one we loved for every page.

Bonus Content: "wolves/werves/woofs," the inner wolf as another character, breaking down a tarot reading, ALL THAT ALPHA SEX, and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

Holly: This! Recording with people who started as online friends, who have now become so much more. 

Esther: Water! Stay hydrated! 

Melody: Find your weird thing! There's a man who loves riding his beach cruiser bicycle while blasting oldies all over my local park, who has truly found his bliss... and this podcast is mine! 

Erin: Grilled cheese. You have the supplies; make the grilled cheese. 

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Hey HB's! We heard BookTok made a revolutionary discovery recently, so we're here to celebrate all new readers of the Ice Planet Universe by rereleasing our chat about Barbarian's Mate, the 7th installment of the Ice Planet Barbarians series. As you know, it's Melody catnip: alien erotic romance! We've got Josie, the last of the original women to resonate, and Haeden, the grumpiest 7 foot blue alien a girl could ask for. But dudes! He's not grumpy! He's a secret cinnamon roll who just can't stop spilling in his loin cloth! This duke is a virgin and he's the virgin duke of her secret dreams. Make sure to subscribe to the Ice Planet Podcast as well, because Dani and her guests break down EVERY BOOK in the original series.

Bonus Content: 

Our humble comments on the title (get @ us authors, we offer our services to all), new segment transition: *Beep Boop Bird Click*, IUD hijinks, taking someone to your FURS, faking farts to hide your true love, luxury caves, lady nectar, heavy balls, spurs, sexy papoose, and how to not be a Romeo. 

Lady Loves: 

Erin: Maybelline Super Stay Matte in Self Starter (which she now concedes is the best lipstick on the market)

Melody: Make good choices for yourself, like not furtively eating frosting with a spoon like a Gollum.

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Hey y'all! Liz and Meg from Make Out Already podcast is here with Mel to recap feel good movie About Time! 

Bonus Content: Star Wars pairings, Fleabag spoilers, Andie J. Christopher's upcoming release Hot Under His Collar, international treasure Bill Nighy and a veritable rolodex of English actors, Scrotal Recall (now called "Love Sick"), time travel via masturbation, and so much more!

Lady Loves: 

Liz: Olivia Rodrigo's "Sour" and all the MCU edits people are doing on Tik Tok! 

Meg: The Gifts of Imperfection by Brene Brown. 

Mel: Like in the movie, enjoy the little things! We grilled for no reason and it was soooooooooo nice. 

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Hey HBs, KATEE ROBERT is back! We're talking all about her newest release Neon Gods (a smoking hot Hades and Persephone retelling complete with BOASTFUL FLOORS) and recapping The Mummy Returns! 

Bonus Content: The Rock before acting classes, those foxy dog heads, all that child endangerment and neglect, sand castle masterpieces, the real life sexy quotient of a falconer, the glory-hole of ancient Egypt, that CGI scorpion eyebrow, and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

Mel: scener.com for watch parties with any streaming platform! 

Katee: The Calm app has sleep stories that are SO RELAXING. 

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Our PATREON fundraiser supporting AAPI Women Lead is still going until June 10th! We'll double all new and increased pledges and help uplift Asian American and Pacific Islander women! 

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July 2022 Bonkers Book Club!

Join the Temple of Defiant Joy! July 2022 is offering you: the box set of Nicola Davidson's Surrey SFS series, Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark, and AUDIOBOOK Obsession by K. Lorrainne and Meg Anne, duet narration performed by Stella Hunter, Shane East, Aaron Shedlock, JF Harding, Jason Clarke, and James Joseph.

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Hey Everyone! We're here with part 2 of The Duke Who Didn't by Courtney Milan! Chloe and Jeremy are the CUTEST and the SWOONIEST and we're completely enchanted. Chloe's going to learn to accept help in her quest to conquer the sauce world. Plus, a good old fashioned whoopsie-do to end up on top of each other on the ground, hot hot smooches, and sex!

Erin’s brilliance on Movie Briefs, maybe our idiocy here is a special Heaving Bosoms alchemy, lots of poop content? *grimace emoji* *shrug emoji*, Erin’s weird sleeping-in-public hangup, Erin’s (weird?) bathroom etiquette, THIS DUKE IS A VIRGIN!, a GOOD example of tree sex (with clothes on, like that time traveling frogs book), and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

• Erin: Pee when you need to. Don’t abuse your bladder! 
• Melody: Nespresso coffee machine! SO MUCH ENERGIES!

Our PATREON fundraiser supporting AAPI Women Lead is still going! We'll double all new and increased pledges and help uplift Asian American and Pacific Islander women! 

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Patreon Shout Out: Valerie S, you are a descendent of Bia, the Greek goddess of force, power, and raw energy. While she was a right hand to Zeus, and definitely a background character, you’ve taken her powers and become a truly compelling protagonist. Your zest for life, energy to see every endeavor through, the power of your intellect, and the might of your will make you a force to be reckoned with. Luckily, you’re not using it to chain human-loving titans to rocks for the rest of eternity. We’re honored you’re on our team.

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