Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! In this episode, Erin and Cole watch Erin's favorite, the classic 80s romance adventure movie, Romancing the Stone, with *lots* of movie trivia! 

Bonus Content: quarantine hairstyles, roll butter, child-kidnappers, Cole's fear of snakes (especially cockpit vipers), and #justiceforzolo. 

Lady Loves: no pressure quaratines, the sexy Kathleen Turner thriller Body Heat, and putting your orthopedic insoles in your quarantine slippers!

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Hey HBs! Mel is sick, so Erin is joined by guest host Sara Whitney! Join them as they recap Never Been Kissed, which we think might be a retelling of As You Like It? WHO KNEW?! But mostly, they talk about Drew Barrymore's high school fashion, her ~infamous~ pet turtle, Mr. Coolness* and his days on Alias, real journalism, and the jungle that is parking in high school IRL.   *ok it's technically "Coulson," but gimme this one!    Make sure to check out Sara's Tempt Me Series!    Episode Sponsor:    The Honey Don't List by Christina Lauren! It's a must-buy rom com about two assistants who need to keep their bosses together and feel an attraction to each other that is enemies to lovers goodness! It's out now so treat yourself!    For tons of bonus content, shout outs, and gifts, check out our PATREON!

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Hey HBs! Mel is sick, so Erin is joined by guest host Sara Whitney! Join them as they recap Never Been Kissed, which we *think* might be a retelling of As You Like It? WHO KNEW?! But mostly, they talk about Drew Barrymore's high school fashion, Mr. Coolness* and his days on Alias, and the jungle that is parking in high school IRL.

*ok it's technically "Coulson," but gimme this one! 

Episode Sponsor: The Honey Don't List by Christina Lauren! It's out now so treat yourself!

Holy tits, HBs! KATEE ROBERT IS HERE! It's Katee Robert! Melody joins Katee to recap The Mummy! Why yes, this is such a big deal that Mel feels Katee deserves top billing on her own podcast. Woo! They recap The Mummy together and chat all about what a hot Gryffindor Brendan Fraser is and what competence porn Rachel Weisz's character Evie is and omg how sexy is that mummy, though, right? 

The Beast comes out TODAY and you NEED IT. Hurry. Click the link!

Bonus Content: 

The Beast and other Wicked Villains deliciousness, Katee's new series set in Olympus with retellings of Greek myths, Troy the movie and the impacts it had on Mel and Katee's romantic lives in the early aughts, how much we will forgive if you do something for love, #themummysowhite, Rick O'Connel drop the weapon and get in our pants, Evie how are you so competent and sexcellent?, holy wow the mummy is so hot, hey white people stop waking plagues and abusing locals, the Sleepy Colonizing Misogynist, and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

Katee: EMDR walks to help with stress

Melody: Vitamin C serum for your face

Episode Sponsor: 

THE SINNER by JR Ward! It's #18 in her Black Dagger Brotherhood Series.

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Madison W., you are a cockatrice, a majestic two-legged dragon with a rooster's head. You are a feared and powerful beast. Closely related to the basilisk, the death-darting eye of the cockatrice can kill a man with just a glance. To hatch a cockatrice, a seven-year-old rooster must lay an egg under a full moon, and a serpent must care for the egg for nine years. This very complicated hatching system has made you one of the rarest creatures in all of mythology. You've actually become so famous and legendary that you appear in the Bible and Shakespeare and Harry Potter. The only weakness you have is the call of a rooster, so don't go anywhere near Erin's house.

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Nat talks to Aicha M about a lot of things that had to be cut for time (Covid19, GBBO, etc), but they cover why Lisa Kleypas is the QUEEN, why swearing just feels SO GOOD, why kids are the worst, and maybe other things, INCLUDING a very spicy answer to the condiment question!

And don't miss our episode on Monday, April 13th because there's a special guest! KATEE ROBERT (ahhhhh!!!!) joins Melody to recap The Mummy and talk about her new release THE BEAST. 

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Hey HBs! This formerly patreon-only content is here for your perverted consumption because it's what we can offer you in these dark times! And perverted is *obviously* a positive descriptor. We love your perverted butts as much as we love our own.

Stay safe in there! 

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Holy Cats, HBs! We've got the second half of Even Odds by Elia Winters for you! Isabel and Caleb are now working in the same office and forced proximity is a beautiful thing! Plus, just like we promised... clit touchin'! 

Bonus Content: Rooster has lice, Rooster tries to profit off of newly homeless lice, how do you get a hold of a woman if you have both her email address and phone number?!, IKEA with Erin and Melody, aureole vs. areola, handling racist parents, and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

Melody: molded eye masks! Don't wake up with a headache because your flat sleep mask has been pressing your eyeballs into your skull. Get you a molded one instead! 

Erin: if you can't find rice because people are stockpiling, check out the dried goods area because Rice-A-Roni is usually still available! 

Episode Sponsor: 

The Honey Don't List by Christina Lauren! It's a must-buy rom com about two assistants who need to keep their bosses together and feel an attraction to each other that is enemies to lovers goodness! It's out now so treat yourself! 

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Nic C., you are descended from Hebe, the greek goddess of youth and cupbearer of Mount Olympus. As cupbearer, she served her fellow gods all their nectar and ambrosia, which kept them eternally young. Like Hebe, you are young at heart and love to bring that positive, wide-eyed energy to every group you encounter. Hebe had a heart for service and embodied the prime of life and those are qualities you have, and will, carry with you no matter your age. My personal theory is that she stayed so young because of her optimism and the fact that she couldn’t hold a grudge; she was worshipped as a goddess of forgiveness and mercy, so you have that going for you, too. Also, one of her titles directly translated to “Gladdening Princess” and I can’t think of a better title for someone who wears a fashion hat while delivering creative repartee and good vibes.

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Hey HBs! We're here with part 1 of Even Odds by Elia Winters! It's a sweet contemporary romance about two game designers who may also bring some gameplay into the bedroom... and the office! 

CW: discussions of sexual harassment in the workplace

Bonus Content: the baby ate Melody's headphones, a Tim Gunn start to a romance, *Bing Boong Bong* Travel Sized Sex Toys, is Erin the Caleb of Heaving Bosoms?, the secret to getting a person to love you: see snow for the first time!, unpacking vs NOT in hotel rooms, the dirtiest hotel room Erin has ever encountered, and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

Melody: Mutual masturbation! In these strange, dark times, you can still get your sexy on while skipping the swapping of body fluids! Just post up around 6 ft. away from your partner and engage in some play that way.

Erin: Self Care the App Game! It lets you pretend like you're spending all day in bed while engaging in self-care activities like breathing exercises and more! 

Episode Sponsor: 

THE SINNER by JR Ward! It's #18 in her Black Dagger Brotherhood Series.

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Amanda P, You are a Jorogumo, a beautiful Japanese ghost woman who can shapeshift into lots of fire-breathing spiders or one big ladyspider, depending on your preference. You live near a beautiful waterfall, and have been known to catch unsuspecting woodsmen in your webs and drag them back to your spider lair. Rumor has it that you consume the men you trap in your webs, but we like to think you're just having a great time in a reverse harem lumberjack situation under a waterfall. No one has seen one of you in about 400 years, probably because you are having such a good time. Cheers!

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First: we want to say a special HUGE THANKS to all the HBs in the healthcare field on the front lines of fighting this pandemic. We owe you everything. 

Second: do you need some extra joy this week? Come with us in the way back machine to mid-February when we recorded the first of our three part series on the best/worst erotic thriller ever made: KILLING ME SOFTLY. 

The whole series, along with 83 other posts, is available on our Patreon for just $5 per month! 

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Hey HBs! We're here with part 2 of Rebel by Beverly Jenkins. Will Valinda stick with her marriage of convenience or let the sophisticated, handy pirate of her dreams dote on her for the rest of her life? Will Drake finally get to teach Valinda about all the bed games that make her so curious? Will Jenkins deliver insightful social commentary that applies to both America Times (Reconstruction) and modern day? YOU BET YOUR FACES! 

Bonus Content: GOAT has a brother in Colorado!, *Bing Boong Bong* This is a confuse/Sexy Logistics, Erin and Mel LOVE Zorro and need a Zorro Times book, Erin and Mel wax poetical about faking your own death in America Times, and so much more! 

Lady Loves: 

Melody: Lifting weights! Now that we're social distancing don't go to the gym. If you don't have weights at home, do what this guy is doing! Maybe with your kids! (Thanks to Katee Robert for bringing me this instagram account). And this roundup of 15 Must Read Black-Authored Historical Romance Novels of the Last 25 Years. 

Erin: Blue Light Reducing Glasses so your eyes don't burn at your big computer work job. 

Episode Sponsor: 

The Honey Don't List by Christina Lauren! It's a must-buy rom com about two assistants who need to keep their bosses together and feel an attraction to each other that is enemies to lovers goodness! Preorder now because it comes out on March 24th, 2020! 

Patreon Shout Out: 

Tabitha B, you are descended from Dogoda, a Slavic deity who has been called The Wind God of Compassion. Dogoda is associated with love and abundance, and your loved-ones feel that in spades. You also inspire growth in others because Dogoda was known for bringing gentle western breezes which ushered in change. Ever wondered about your creative streak? He is the wind which shapes the clouds into pictures and patterns, delighting everyone who sees them. And if you like a bit of whimsy, you’re going to love this. Offerings for Dogoda were rarely material, rather, they were happy dances and songs dedicated to him. Who needs stuff, right? Let’s savor the experience of living joyfully.

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