Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! We're here with part 2 of 4 of FOR WHOM THE BELLE TOLLS by Jaysea Lynn! When we left you yesterday, Lucifer had just set up Belle to meet Lily in person, the woman he’s been flirting with while gaming online together. AND she was beating the ever loving crap out of an evil soul, so she’s a warrior princess in real life, too.

TW: our corrupt capitalist health system, cancer, terminal illness, dying, death, violence, child abuse, child sexual abuse, the dark parts of the foster system, substance use disorder, foreign invasions, and more.

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! Get READY because we're in for a 2 week event with FOR WHOM THE BELLE TOLLS by Jaysea Lynn! What a BEAUTIFUL and horrifyingly timely book. It lays bare so many ills of our current system while also being hilarious and adorable and poignant and we didn't know what to do with ourselves. This is part 1 of 4.

Bonus Content: Mel and Sabrina actually hate each other - surprise!, we can't help but talk about current events (we just invaded Iran!), there's a lot of blubbering, JRR Tolkien gurlies, cozy romantasy written by a trauma therapist, and so much more!

TW: our corrupt capitalist health system, cancer, terminal illness, dying, death, violence, child abuse, child sexual abuse, the dark parts of the foster system, substance use disorder, foreign invasions, and more.

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! When we left you yesterday, Baby had moved in with her pack, she made sure the other women didn’t get thrown out, she’s forging relationships with each of her horny alphas, and she got knotted for the first time! It’s been a big week for Baby. Today we've got a bad rival MC, a BFF to save, more knots to take, and a heat vacation to the nest of her dreams! Also, kidnappings and other nefarious deeds.

Bonus Content: the Shakespeare of insults and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: privacy window clings! Especially when they're pretty, crystally, prismatic clings that make you super happy when you look at them!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Heyyyy HBs! Welcome to the GREEN appreciation podcast, where we recap Baby and the Large Knot Howlers in order to worship the hottest alpha of all time, Ryan AKA Green AKA Grower AND Shower AKA Mel's dreamboat.

Y'all. This was a delight.

Bonus Content: Mel can't remember titles ever, Omegaverse Next Door, wannabe omegas, IRL bitter betas, wholesome motorcycle clubs, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! This is part 2 of our recap of TEMPLE OF SWOON by Jo Segura. When we left you yesterday, Miri and Rafa had just taken over a boat by force and kissed the daylights out of each other. That’s where we’re jumping in! 

Bonus Content: hard-hitting archeological budge projections, apple bananas, bird perverts, checking to see if she's preserved in her best form, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: The live-action version of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!

Mel: a wonderful Listener emailed us THIS LINK to buy Girl Scout cookies from trans and non-binary kids!!! Let's support these kiddos and treat ourselves!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Mel is venting about season 10 of Love Is Blind because there's SO MUCH TO SAY. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! This week we’re digging into 2026 even more (and we’re doing it with specialty tools!) as we recap of TEMPLE OF SWOON by Jo Segura! There's super secret archeological goals in the Amazon rainforest and Miri can launch her career if she succeeds! But, super hot journalist Rafa (also super secretly) can't let that happen. Ancient civilizations! Amulets! Academia! Car crashes! Vine swinging! Rainforest smooches! Sexy cargo shorts!

Bonus content: Book skippers, the specialty care only southern masc lesbians can provide, a wide range of dude voices, golden shovels, brushes made of unicorn hair, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Mel is venting about season 10 of Love Is Blind because there's SO MUCH TO SAY. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're here with part 2 of A RARE FIND by Joanna Lowell! It's the middle of the treasure hunt! Some wild things are gonna happen, slick flesh is gonna slick flesh together, and paranormal activity is NOT gonna deliver. Good thing Charles Peach always does!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Genuine connections IRL. Plus, the 'tism tray and the most beautiful powerpoint on oranges Mel's ever seen.

Mel: Anarchist Calisthenics! Break tiny rules that make no difference so that you retrain your brain to remember that, ultimately, YOU'RE in charge, YOU decide what's right, not some government or external entity going against your morals. Jaywalk on an empty road, refuse to give your ID to someone without the legal authority to request it, make a u-turn in an empty parking lot because when things get sticky "we can't afford to have atrophied judgement."

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week we're doing a Friend Catch Up bonus episode that was SO NEEDED! We're also hosting a Watch Party (virtual live event) on Friday February 20th at 8pm ET. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're here with the sapphic, enby historical romp we didn't know we needed: A RARE FIND by Joanna Lowell! We've got an autistic archaeologist fighting the scientific patriarchy and her childhood nemesis who's home to cause trouble for the first time in years! Hijinks, adventures, and "hungry sparks" ensue.

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week we're doing a Friend Catch Up bonus episode that was SO NEEDED! We're also hosting a Watch Party (virtual live event) on Friday February 20th at 8pm ET. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! It's time for part 2! When we left you yesterday, our bloodthirsty baddies had just had sex for the first time while Nolan was super high on magic mushrooms that Harper slipped him. She told him to fuck her like he hates her and boy did he deliver. Now, he’s crossed the emotional Rubicon and is ready to worship at her feet. Meanwhile, she coyote-uglied her way out of there as fast as possible and doesn’t quite know what to do with herself. That’s where we’re jumping in!

TW: depictions of caring for an elder loved one with dementia/Alzheimer's. Oh and, like, brutal murder, drowning, dismemberment, and more. Look, man, it's a Brynn Weaver book.

Bonus Content: he's her Lancelot now and she's not getting the memo, tempting fate with an Amelia Earhart theme, preserving your crush in their greatest form, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Real life connections. They'll be there for you every time.

Mel: get your government documents in order! If you can, get an official copy of your birth certificate, get or update your passport, and CALL YOUR SENATOR and tell them to vote NO on this bullshit "Save America" act that's being pushed right now. The congressional switchboard is (202) 224-3121. This bill gets rid of mail-in voting, it requires people to register to vote IN PERSON, and they will have to provide "proof" of citizenship in which all names need to match up. So, a married woman who changed her name will not be able to register to vote if she  doesn't also have official documents that verify that change (marriage certificate, divorce decree, name change declaration, etc.). This boils down to an effort to stop women and impoverished people from voting. And it's a sneaky poll tax because all these documents cost money.

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week we're talking about the 2nd and 3rd books in Brynn Weaver's Ruinous Love Trilogy LEATHER & LARK and SCYTHE & SPARROW! We're also hosting a Watch Party (virtual live event) on Friday February 20th! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're back! And we're back with some stabby energy because what could be better in this moment? We've got a Brynn Weaver spinoff that made all our dreams come true, and made Mel's gardening heart very jealous: TOURIST SEASON. It's book one in her new trilogy The Seasons of Carnage.

She's a transplant taking over the mantle of "protecting" her new small town, one wood-chipped tourist at a time. He's a tourist who's determined to turn the tables on her and enact his revenge for the accident that killed his brother and ruined his life. But there's a magnetism neither of them can explain!

TW: depictions of caring for an elder loved one with dementia/Alzheimer's. Oh and, like, brutal murder, drowning, dismemberment, and more. Look, man, it's a Brynn Weaver book.

Bonus content: Cookie Monster impressions, Mel gets jealous of Harper's compost resources, BIRD watching because she's Harper STARLING, we've upgraded to a Cuck Couch here at HBHQ, and so much more!

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week we're talking about the 2nd and 3rd books in Brynn Weaver's Ruinous Love Trilogy LEATHER & LARK and SCYTHE & SPARROW! We're also hosting a Watch Party (virtual live event) on Friday February 20th! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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