The Market Square Arena doubles for a graveyard in this spooky, scary WWF pay-per-view. Microphone issues overshadow our first match between Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels weighs in on the powerbomb prowess of Sycho Sid and Vader, and Mankind and Undertaker attempt vivisepulture.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Mark Henry and the Philadelphia Jaycees are happy to welcome you to the City of Brotherly Love. Eric experiences his first Caribbean strap match, a sixty year old man fights a walking marshmallow in a turtleneck, and Shawn Michaels and Mankind put together an absolute fucking classic of a match.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

It’s our first “Big Four,” and the WWF chose as host everyone’s favorite summer getaway, Cleveland, Ohio. The local audio visual club helps a stadium full of people watch a boiler room brawl, Vader learns that best 2 out of 3 doesn’t always mean a win, and the Godwinns and Smoking Gunns settle the age old debate: What is faster, a horse or a train?

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

For summer vacation, the WWF headed north of the border and the neighborhood boys are ready for the action. Sunny puts on a performance, Goldust goes for a jog, and the People’s Posse take on their rivals from across the lake, Camp Cornette.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Bobby and Aaron introduce Eric to the Attitude Era of WWE starting with the 1996 King of the Ring Tournament. Steve Austin shares his favorite bible verse, Mankind is the best kind of creepy, and Shawn Michaels wants us all to know he's just a sexy boy.

Theme song "There Are Traitors in Our Midst" by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne