Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hila... more

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How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 336 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

April 21, 2023210: Sex Feet
We’re still sick.
Pata Fria is drunk and off her meds.
The craft supplies are out of hand and Crystal has some great white trash tattoos.
Crystal’s family has more dark secrets and sharing a bed is poor people shit.

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1h 17min
April 16, 2023 209: Big Mama
Crystal loves having phlegm.
Pata Fria is going thru metamorphosis. Again.
Peez loves to cause a scene and cigarettes are pretty hot. Crystal’s dream ruined their new lashes, local sex workers are making everyone really proud, eating food in the bathroom isn’t that bad and the 90s were pretty barbaric.

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1h 2min
April 06, 2023208: Small Town Drunk
Rest In Peace Queen Prudence.
Stand on one foot if something is wrong.
Pata Fria is a single woman and will be for the rest of her life.
Poppies and eagles are for Merica.
Carolyn is gonna hit Crystal any day now.
Uncle Jimmy wants something and Pata Fria really doesn’t need alcohol.

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For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
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1h 34min
March 23, 2023207: Arch Nemesis
This week we’re doing something different and sharing part of an episode that was exclusive to Patreon and we really enjoyed. We hope you like it, the full episode and video are on Patreon.

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Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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1h 6min
March 18, 2023 206: Wet Irish Meat
Sinus infections, vertigo and stomach viruses…oh my! Traffic has Crystal ready to leave earth and tummy tuck swelling is an unpleasant surprise. It’s now illegal to send surprise unwanted nudes in CA and Trump is going to jail.

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

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1h 5min
March 13, 2023205: Stay Out There
It’s a wild Saturday night!
Crystal got crop dusted, smoking used to be really cool, don’t encourage conversation with strangers and please always ask before dropping some heavy loads on someone.
Pata Fria can’t see and is still getting really manic. Crystal has taken steps to get her ADD under control and is drinking more water. Fords have no loyalty and being yourself will ultimately give you the best life experience.

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BetterHelp
Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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1h 24min
March 05, 2023 204: Where's Your Teeth?!
Crystal is planning a no dairy challenge, Peez is after all the babies, driving in the rain is scary and people are always showing up at Pata Fria’s door.
Carolyn is doing and not doing whatever she wants, insulting racist humor isn’t funny and you don’t have to claim your whiteness if you don’t want to.

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1h 28min
February 25, 2023 203: Car Sandwich
Pay your bills. Crystal is on the loose! We’re experiencing a REAL winter right now and Pata Fria’s foot is probably fractured. Mayo is really important to Crystal, Pata Fria has been leaning on God and they’re both considering starting a church.

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

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1h 25min
February 17, 2023202: Budget TV Dinners
Valentines Day was cute, same day delivery is dangerous, we can definitely be bought and some people don’t have visual imagination!
Childhood trauma is so so hard. We miss old TV dinners. Don’t let your kids date adults and Pata Fria has an album coming soon

Check out this week’s sponsor!
BetterHelp
Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

Email us your questions/stories at: [email protected]
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1h 22min
February 10, 2023201: Sex Machine
Surgery is done!
Pata Fria had a rough time but she’s finally home.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, re-use your towels and Robert Crumb is basically Crystal’s family.

Check out this week’s sponsor!
BetterHelp
Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

Email us your questions/stories at: [email protected]
...more
1h 33min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 336 episodes available.

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